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artist / clown / VHS
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December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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if the devil is 6,
then god is 7
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Bogos binted
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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the seashore is probably the worst place for her to sell seashells tbh
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i wanna live in the Venus As A Boy music video
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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they call it dubai chocolate because you do buy it
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Here's a helpful guide. Things that are not socialism:
Welfare programs
Taxes
The military
Social security
Bailouts
Subsidies
Public education

Socialism is when workers control their workplace and have a monopoly on power
Communism is when products are distributed based on need
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
recession indicator: u order tacos and they no longer come with limes but lemons instead
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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(ominously) the venga bus is coming
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
bbno$ is an honorary transmasc lesbian
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY
ARIEL PINK VERSUS
KEVIN PARKER
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Lost in Translation good 5am movie while it rains. Mmm bokeh
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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you can learn a lot about a person based on how they talk about pigeons
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
October 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
paying money to see bad DJs hurts my soul
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In capitalist Amerika, grocery store robs you!
October 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
maybe its that havin autism is linked to tylenol cus yall neurotypical bitches given me a headache
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Shocking: Your Trans Friend Doesn’t Actually Want to Discuss Every Awful Headline About How They Are Being Targeted— Want To Hear Instead About How You Value Their Friendship and Appreciate Them— New Study Shows
September 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
September 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM