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Van Ailwood
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Celtics, rock, snark.
What’s the point at which someone has officially “weaponized” their vehicle? The instant an ICE agent is annoyed with you?
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I just saw posts about “End Game, “LoTR” and the original “Star Wars” coming back to theaters, are we just giving up on people going to see new movies that aren’t for kids?
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
NBA max-contract players demanding trades irks me immensely. It’s like a dude demanding a divorce AND for his soon-to-be ex to score him a dimepiece for when they finalize the paperwork.
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Only 11 weeks for a media entity to sue, such courage!

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/b...

This is example 63,745,128 of how we got here.
New York Times Sues Pentagon Over First Amendment Rights
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Miss Piggy FTW
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
wpde.com/news/local/a...

Baumgartner, 56, is the executive director of an anti-abortion “non-profit.”

He pepper sprayed and then shot a man multiple times who dared speak to him from his car.

Let’s hope he only faces state charges so he can’t get pardoned.

Tell us again about “the violent left.”
Anti-abortion protester arrested in Planned Parenthood shooting
A man accused of shooting another man near a Columbia Planned Parenthood clinic has been arrested.
wpde.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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There should be Thanksgiving candy including Reese’s Turkeys that are 50% off this Friday!
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Not only did Dictionary.com choose "6-7" as it's Word of the Year, it simultaneously said it is "impossible to define."

We devalued the value of words so bad that words gave up.
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Telling me something I did or said is “triggering” is triggering in and of itself.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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One for the ages 😱
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@chadfinn.bsky.social Anyone put this on your…radar?
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happen.”

-The U.S. president about the U.S. journalist murdered by the Saudi crown prince sitting to his left by invitation.

Source: The New York Times share.google/gEbiSLMQ9jh3...
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA) is the only singular congressman out of the 535 total between the two chambers to vote “No” to release the Epstein files.

This guy’s the next cabinet appointee, or Supreme Court if there’s an opening. Watch with me in horror as he benefits from this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tell me you're a college virgin without telling me you're a college virgin:
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
@support.bsky.team I DON’T LIKE SOCCER! How many times do I have to block accounts or hit the option “Show me less of this.” You sure Elon’s crack team and Grok aren’t running your algorithm?
Will Ferrell Salmon GIF
ALT: Will Ferrell Salmon GIF
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Before anyone gets too carried away here.
Anthony Fauci says Marjorie Taylor Greene drove death threats against him
Ex-leader of US Covid response said congresswoman and Fox News sparked ‘credible death threats’ against him and his family
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Remember parents dragging kids to The Grand Canyon for vacation in the ‘70s and ‘80s? Long drive for many families, but two possible perks:

1. Cheap

2. Your kids could fall to their death and you get to say it was an accident.

Why else? Our parents were demented.

globalnews.ca/news/1152244...
Man plummets to his death after slipping off edge of the Grand Canyon - National | Globalnews.ca
The man, who has not been publicly named by authorities, was found about "130 feet down on a scree pile."
globalnews.ca
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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A good day here too.
proud of you, Maine
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Confirm Grijalva, release the unredacted Epstein files, go cry over a nobody who himself said all gun deaths are worth the right guaranteed by the 2nd amendment, and watch what happens if you continue to fuck around.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I guess we should’ve been able to predict that the people who carve out 4 to 5 hours a night to watch Fox News had the bandwidth to wage a culture war.
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM