So I can't be online. Just looking at the phone and typing this hurts.
I just wanted to let you know. No idea how I did it.
2/2

Ice and CBP are the street gang republicans warned you about.

I would not stop for a random man in shorts waving a gun. No way. These idiots are out of control

How a person of Latino descent can persecute and brutalize others of Latino descent, I cannot fathom. I can only go back to the Nazis, who in addition to murdering 6 million Jewish people, turned on their own and murdered "gays," disabled people, mentally ill people, useless eaters.

If that "water" magically transformed into the ointment Mary Magdalene poured on Jesus's feet, then used her hair to wash them.
Jesus: Mmm baby Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific!
MM: Let me lick this toe OOH this is tasty, lick it off my finger.
*Cut to bedroom door closing as Let's Get It On plays.

Or even a Hobby LOBBY.

When they're "handling" snakes and get bit and start screaming for help, I'll be go to hell if I call the cops.

In the UK, 'trump' is a childish word for fart, so it's absolutely not a perfume you'd want.

That's the "Buffalo Bill is trying to talk me into loading furniture into his van at night but I ain't falling for his shit" Catherine Martin Silence Of The Lambs face.
SHE WAS
AN AMERICAN GIRL!

"hi, i'm creepy and calling you evil several different ways, here, have a QR code"

ok well this is a PSA for practicing phone hygiene; do not rawdog any random qr code, you don't know where it's been

Eau de Clorox. Yes, that was heavily advertised as "safe" in the 1920s-1940s.

Oh yeah they always "hoping and praying" and handing out "Holy" water bottles with the Aquafina label pulled off. Gimme that shit, I'll drink it straight down.
Better be vodka, bitches.
Scan the QR code? See ya in hell first.