Consider the Simian
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help help the computer!!! it's after me!!
he/him
he/him
uh yeah, I sure hope it was
October 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
uh yeah, I sure hope it was
I think aesthetics are very important
October 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I think aesthetics are very important
I don't think there should be a white creature in my sultai deck
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I don't think there should be a white creature in my sultai deck
sometimes ya therapist hits you with mind crush and you're after the session like
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
sometimes ya therapist hits you with mind crush and you're after the session like
girlfriend drew this adorable 2/2 cat for felidar retreat
felt bad when i swung it at her for 40 damage later but was still really cute
felt bad when i swung it at her for 40 damage later but was still really cute
November 24, 2024 at 10:15 AM
girlfriend drew this adorable 2/2 cat for felidar retreat
felt bad when i swung it at her for 40 damage later but was still really cute
felt bad when i swung it at her for 40 damage later but was still really cute
YESSSSS KILLLLLL
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM
YESSSSS KILLLLLL
yessss I've done it I've finally cracked raise the past the trick was go all in you aren't a midrange deck they can't sunfall you if you've looped your whole graveyard twice in one turn!!!
#mtg #mtgstandard
#mtg #mtgstandard
November 23, 2024 at 12:56 PM
yessss I've done it I've finally cracked raise the past the trick was go all in you aren't a midrange deck they can't sunfall you if you've looped your whole graveyard twice in one turn!!!
#mtg #mtgstandard
#mtg #mtgstandard
hah yesssss KILLLL
November 23, 2024 at 12:53 PM
hah yesssss KILLLL
reading that thread felt like this
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 PM
reading that thread felt like this
god has spoken to me directly and said i must build and obsess over a graveyard based creature deck in mtg standard and i say oh lord what of sunfall? what of rest in peace? and he simply says "figure it out gayboy"
#MTG #MTGStandard
#MTG #MTGStandard
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
god has spoken to me directly and said i must build and obsess over a graveyard based creature deck in mtg standard and i say oh lord what of sunfall? what of rest in peace? and he simply says "figure it out gayboy"
#MTG #MTGStandard
#MTG #MTGStandard
learned about two things this morning at the same time
March 8, 2024 at 10:29 AM
learned about two things this morning at the same time
me when I'm chilling but i remember that nuclear weapons still exist
March 2, 2024 at 4:20 PM
me when I'm chilling but i remember that nuclear weapons still exist
I didn't have psychatog on my bingo sheet for dead magic the gathering archetypes wizards would revive with mh3
February 24, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I didn't have psychatog on my bingo sheet for dead magic the gathering archetypes wizards would revive with mh3
whatever floats your boat man
the boat in question:
the boat in question:
February 23, 2024 at 9:00 AM
whatever floats your boat man
the boat in question:
the boat in question:
genuinely this is what it's like having a shit morning when your meds hit
October 24, 2023 at 9:40 AM
genuinely this is what it's like having a shit morning when your meds hit
Adam Neumann calling joey cables because the ipad with his four billion dollars of investment capital won't open but he's playing too much fortnite to pick up
October 19, 2023 at 7:38 AM
Adam Neumann calling joey cables because the ipad with his four billion dollars of investment capital won't open but he's playing too much fortnite to pick up
oh twink delirium
October 11, 2023 at 10:37 PM
oh twink delirium
how the mf with the power level """"""7"""""" deck looks at you after comboing off turn 3
October 10, 2023 at 3:13 PM
how the mf with the power level """"""7"""""" deck looks at you after comboing off turn 3
Garchomp officially banned from UU it's so garchover chompals...
October 10, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Garchomp officially banned from UU it's so garchover chompals...
gitrog funny moments
October 9, 2023 at 5:16 PM
gitrog funny moments
me when nettlecyst
October 6, 2023 at 10:53 PM
me when nettlecyst