Valette F. Kelly (she/her)
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Valette F. Kelly (she/her)
@valettefkelly.bsky.social
230 followers 87 following 290 posts
Wife, pharmacist, and aspiring author. Lover of literature and bad jokes. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights.

This is my (somewhat) serious account. If you're looking for shitposts, go here: https://bsky.app/profile/teethwhitener.bsky.social
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Got a hair trim the other day. I'm quite pleased with the results!
It's me! Val!
January 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Or
GANON.
December 31, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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Oh god, no. Not again.
Weather alert for asheville which reads: "River Flood Advisory from SUN 7:00 AM EST until MON 7:00 PM EST
December 28, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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Now raise your hands if you've heard the name of Robert Moses—not you New Yorkers. Well, by the end of this book, you will. This book is an examination of what power does to a person: it shows you who they really are. In the book, you see a man of both immense vision and supreme arrogance.
A quote by Robert A. Caro, author of the Power Broker: "What I believe is always true about power is that power always reveals. When you gave enough power to do what you always wanted to do, then you see what the guy always wanted to do."
December 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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And another
Our dog gives my wife a quizzical expression, complete with flat affect and a side eye for good measure.
December 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Also, here's a horrible picture of our dog. Consider it a Christmas present.
Our golden retriever. He's lying down on his back. His ears are flattened behind his head, his bottom teeth are showing, and his arms are splayed out to the sides like an uncooked turkey. One eye looks much bigger than the other, though it isn't actually.
December 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Babe, you know what more pizza places should make? DELICIOUS PIZZA! Hell, why don't more places make DELICIOUS PUZZA instead of shitty pizza?
A pizza box that says delicious pizza.
December 24, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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My absolute favorite pizza place is PIZZERIA(tm) at the end of ROAD STREET. I especially love how the sun sets behind its edifice and magically transforms into a supreme pizza.
A pizza box with a pizza place named Pizzeria in the center of the frame. Overhead, an enormous pizza-shaped sun hangs ominously.
December 24, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 20/20
Cover of "On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft" by Stephen King
December 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 19/20
Cover of "The Murder of Roger Ackroyd" by Agatha Christie
December 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 18/20
Cover of Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman
December 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 17/20
Cover of Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie
December 20, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 16/20
Cover of Dune by Frank Herbert
December 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Whoa! Over a hundred followers! That may not seem like much, but it's by far the most I've had on any social media before. Thanks y'all!
December 18, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 15/20
Cover of The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 13/20
Cover of Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
December 18, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 12/20
US cover of Tell Me I'm Worthless by Allison Rumfitt
December 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 11/20
Cover of Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
December 17, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge

10/20
Cover of Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir
December 16, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Not a great day to begin with then got "sir-ed" out of fucking nowhere. Ouch.
December 15, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 10/20
Cover of Written in the Stars by Alexandria Bellefleur
December 14, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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Still exists and still great! They have a huge selection of local authors and signed books! Got my copy of Wind and Truth from them, signed!
December 14, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
9/20
Cover of Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett
December 12, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 8l/20
Cover of Interesting Facts About Space by Emily Austin
December 12, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge 7/20
Cover of Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 AM