Valiance
@valerlance.bsky.social
lvl twenty-something wannabe games journalist in nyc (she/her)
I was genuinely so charmed when I saw Finding Nemo the Musical at Disney World like five years ago. I am SO susceptible to emotional manipulation by leitmotifs. Just keep swimming T_T It's gonna be okay T_T
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was genuinely so charmed when I saw Finding Nemo the Musical at Disney World like five years ago. I am SO susceptible to emotional manipulation by leitmotifs. Just keep swimming T_T It's gonna be okay T_T
You ever been on an empty subway platform at midnight thirty and sneezed so hard the whole station echoed w it
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You ever been on an empty subway platform at midnight thirty and sneezed so hard the whole station echoed w it
me, a grown ass woman, still making hitherto unseen toothpaste mistakes
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
me, a grown ass woman, still making hitherto unseen toothpaste mistakes
my phone goes black and white at night so I'm less tempted to fuck around on it, but when I'm reading manga late at night it's all b&w anyway so >:)
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my phone goes black and white at night so I'm less tempted to fuck around on it, but when I'm reading manga late at night it's all b&w anyway so >:)
it's pajama pants weather >:)
August 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
it's pajama pants weather >:)
In cosplay at a con. Vascilating between "I love cons" and "I hate cons" and "I love cosplay" and "I hate cosplay" SO RAPIDLY! Somehow, I missed this :P
August 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In cosplay at a con. Vascilating between "I love cons" and "I hate cons" and "I love cosplay" and "I hate cosplay" SO RAPIDLY! Somehow, I missed this :P
Nothing I love more than trying to post things or send messages while underground and having them completely consumed by the ny subway system
August 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Nothing I love more than trying to post things or send messages while underground and having them completely consumed by the ny subway system
Fatal Frame II scared me worse than any game has in years and it is ONLY (I think) because I cannot aim for shit on controller and that made the ghosts So Scary Dangerous
August 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Fatal Frame II scared me worse than any game has in years and it is ONLY (I think) because I cannot aim for shit on controller and that made the ghosts So Scary Dangerous
headache of monumental proportions. cause?: idk me something i did probly
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
headache of monumental proportions. cause?: idk me something i did probly
Reposted by Valiance
The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
November 29, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
the problem with making bomb-ass pickle lemonade once is now. i want it all the time for every beverage with every snack and or meal
July 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the problem with making bomb-ass pickle lemonade once is now. i want it all the time for every beverage with every snack and or meal
Reposted by Valiance
hot pot.................................
July 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
hot pot.................................
My tiktok acount still says I'm 23!!????
July 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My tiktok acount still says I'm 23!!????
I once saw a guy in an elevator who somehow attached a full iced drink to his backpack strap. like this! it was amazing! out of this world innovation!
July 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I once saw a guy in an elevator who somehow attached a full iced drink to his backpack strap. like this! it was amazing! out of this world innovation!
Once again, I am angrily declaring my love for objectively poorly-written female characters because it isn't their fault some men can't write any experiences but their own >:/
June 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Once again, I am angrily declaring my love for objectively poorly-written female characters because it isn't their fault some men can't write any experiences but their own >:/
I just don't want to spend the first hour after spending a movie explaining/defending it to my mom while I'm still frigging processing it myself. You watched it too!!
June 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just don't want to spend the first hour after spending a movie explaining/defending it to my mom while I'm still frigging processing it myself. You watched it too!!
pouring one out for all the commuters I see who have an open book on their lap, but are nonetheless ensorcelled by their phones. I feel you -- good try
June 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
pouring one out for all the commuters I see who have an open book on their lap, but are nonetheless ensorcelled by their phones. I feel you -- good try
soberly editing all but one exclamation point ! and one smiley face :) out of my emails cause I'm a font of professionalism
June 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
soberly editing all but one exclamation point ! and one smiley face :) out of my emails cause I'm a font of professionalism
Paying for school with medical studies. Must say, I WAY prefer my friends going "🤩 omg are you gonna get super powers!??" to the ones telling me it's dangerous and I'm going to die of weird experimental meds.
June 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Paying for school with medical studies. Must say, I WAY prefer my friends going "🤩 omg are you gonna get super powers!??" to the ones telling me it's dangerous and I'm going to die of weird experimental meds.
Dangerous for me to walk into a comic shop. What if I see a good Dan Mora comic and it tricks me into buying an issue I don't want?
May 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dangerous for me to walk into a comic shop. What if I see a good Dan Mora comic and it tricks me into buying an issue I don't want?
Reposted by Valiance
It was write emails or go to bed early and there is not one universe where I'd ever have picked emails
April 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It was write emails or go to bed early and there is not one universe where I'd ever have picked emails
Reposted by Valiance
“Just” friends, as if friendship could ever be just anything. As if it doesn’t run soul deep, carved into bone like initials on a tree. As if it doesn’t have the power to save you or bring you down to your knees.
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
“Just” friends, as if friendship could ever be just anything. As if it doesn’t run soul deep, carved into bone like initials on a tree. As if it doesn’t have the power to save you or bring you down to your knees.
Reposted by Valiance
thinking about him again
March 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
thinking about him again