People were arguing about closed door vs open door romance at the time and I just thought it would be stupid funny to have a straight-up door romance. From there it was a whole lot of wondering "How does a door gain sentience AND be fuckable?" *jazz hands*

Nope! It's actually one of my few full lengths :)

Ehhh I'll live. This is the same body I used to dose with Stacker 2s (holla, 90s teens) with a big swig of Jolt Cola before homeroom in high school. Just forgot what it felt like haha

😂 We are grateful for you, my friend!

Only because I didn't have a ring on me probably

I KNOW RIGHT?? I did the Carlin test a couple months back and passed with flying colors 😂

Eyyyy welcome friendo! We can post NSFW and cuss here! :-D

As in, you can't get toilet paper the normal way from underneath the holder. You basically have to pull out tissues from the little dispenser until you get a stack you feel comfortable wiping yourself with.

WHY