Vera Valentine
@valentineverse.bsky.social
Paranormal / Why Choose / Polyam / OV / Sci Fi / Monster
ValentineVerse.com ✨ She/Hers | ️🌈 Bi | 18+ | 🚫AI🚫
📚 Chaotic Good Smut Author - 24 Titles and Counting!📚
ValentineVerse.com ✨ She/Hers | ️🌈 Bi | 18+ | 🚫AI🚫
📚 Chaotic Good Smut Author - 24 Titles and Counting!📚
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Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.
Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors.
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
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www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
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www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
February 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors.
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
👇👇👇
www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
☝️☝️☝️
#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
👇👇👇
www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right
January 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right
Back on my bullshit at Barnes and Noble today, making sexy morally grey carpet monsters hot. There is a quartet of older folks at a table across the cafe that have brought their own tablecloth and are playing an intense game of mahjong and their vibes are ✨immaculate✨.
January 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Back on my bullshit at Barnes and Noble today, making sexy morally grey carpet monsters hot. There is a quartet of older folks at a table across the cafe that have brought their own tablecloth and are playing an intense game of mahjong and their vibes are ✨immaculate✨.
Hey, uhhh... hi to my new followers, but if you followed me just because I have author in my profile, please be aware that my bestseller title is a book about a woman fucking her front door. Yes, a literal door.
So if you write kids books / YA? You might wanna rethink the follow. 😅
So if you write kids books / YA? You might wanna rethink the follow. 😅
January 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hey, uhhh... hi to my new followers, but if you followed me just because I have author in my profile, please be aware that my bestseller title is a book about a woman fucking her front door. Yes, a literal door.
So if you write kids books / YA? You might wanna rethink the follow. 😅
So if you write kids books / YA? You might wanna rethink the follow. 😅
✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
In hindsight, maybe the first day I start an increased dose of my adderall *isn't* the best day to also have two cups of coffee.
"Huh, wonder why my breathing's short and I have this persistent dry cough. Weird."
My pulse, in the stratosphere: *smacks forehead with palm*
"Huh, wonder why my breathing's short and I have this persistent dry cough. Weird."
My pulse, in the stratosphere: *smacks forehead with palm*
January 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In hindsight, maybe the first day I start an increased dose of my adderall *isn't* the best day to also have two cups of coffee.
"Huh, wonder why my breathing's short and I have this persistent dry cough. Weird."
My pulse, in the stratosphere: *smacks forehead with palm*
"Huh, wonder why my breathing's short and I have this persistent dry cough. Weird."
My pulse, in the stratosphere: *smacks forehead with palm*
Listen, I don't know either. 🤷♀️
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Listen, I don't know either. 🤷♀️
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it *may* be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) )
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it *may* be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) )
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
So I just got over the flu last week and woke up with food poisoning today - January is not going my way. Send treats and cozy blankets cause I got weird stories to finish.
January 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So I just got over the flu last week and woke up with food poisoning today - January is not going my way. Send treats and cozy blankets cause I got weird stories to finish.
Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??!
😭 🥰😊
You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
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You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??!
😭 🥰😊
You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
😭 🥰😊
You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
New office goals 😍
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
New office goals 😍
Reposted by Vera Valentine
Best of 2024 2/3!
All art is by me and authors are credited in the alt text.
All art is by me and authors are credited in the alt text.
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Best of 2024 2/3!
All art is by me and authors are credited in the alt text.
All art is by me and authors are credited in the alt text.
Doing my best to turn helplessness into productivity today, rearranging my office a little bit to try and shake up the vibes.
It's jazz, determination, and my lil 10mg of Adderall against the world.
It's jazz, determination, and my lil 10mg of Adderall against the world.
January 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Doing my best to turn helplessness into productivity today, rearranging my office a little bit to try and shake up the vibes.
It's jazz, determination, and my lil 10mg of Adderall against the world.
It's jazz, determination, and my lil 10mg of Adderall against the world.
I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
January 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
January 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
I am a biblical plague of discomfort at the moment. I am fairly certain a portal to a mucus dimension has opened in my sinuses. Curled up in bed with emotional support toasty Cheez-Its trying not to tired-cry.
😭🤧🤒🧀
😭🤧🤒🧀
January 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I am a biblical plague of discomfort at the moment. I am fairly certain a portal to a mucus dimension has opened in my sinuses. Curled up in bed with emotional support toasty Cheez-Its trying not to tired-cry.
😭🤧🤒🧀
😭🤧🤒🧀
Rented a car this morning. They did not have the vehicle I reserved (😡), but put me in a much larger, newer model SUV.
I got handed a brick-like key fob, no instructions. I'm used to these things working like switchblades, right? Press a button and key-stick part pops out.
This doesn't.
I got handed a brick-like key fob, no instructions. I'm used to these things working like switchblades, right? Press a button and key-stick part pops out.
This doesn't.
January 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Rented a car this morning. They did not have the vehicle I reserved (😡), but put me in a much larger, newer model SUV.
I got handed a brick-like key fob, no instructions. I'm used to these things working like switchblades, right? Press a button and key-stick part pops out.
This doesn't.
I got handed a brick-like key fob, no instructions. I'm used to these things working like switchblades, right? Press a button and key-stick part pops out.
This doesn't.
I am battling a cold and full of delicious Indian food and terrible story ideas. How are you, friends?
January 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I am battling a cold and full of delicious Indian food and terrible story ideas. How are you, friends?
My author office trophy merch is just built different. 🩸🥤
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
January 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My author office trophy merch is just built different. 🩸🥤
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage.
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
January 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage.
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️
December 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️