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Vera Valentine
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Paranormal / Why Choose / Polyam / OV / Sci Fi / Monster
ValentineVerse.com ✨ She/Hers | ️‍🌈 Bi | 18+ | 🚫AI🚫

📚 Chaotic Good Smut Author - 24 Titles and Counting!📚
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Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.

#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎

Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.

It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.

#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺

Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.

This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!

#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors.

Find more helpful tips and resources here:

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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
February 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right
January 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨

🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊

Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it *may* be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) )

Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:

➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??!

😭 🥰😊

You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
New office goals 😍
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it.

BUT(T) NO.

That's ALL you can get.
January 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today.

Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
January 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My author office trophy merch is just built different. 🩸🥤
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
January 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage.
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!

#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
January 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️
December 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Figgy pudding from Costco, caramel apple cider from Trader Joe's. Something something 'murican Christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Wasabi flavored fresh mozzarella? 🎶 Don't mind if I do 🎶
December 20, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Welp.

It's real.
December 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Hey friendos! If you're just shy of your 2024 reading goals and need a few #Novellas to get over the finish line, might I suggest some of mine? 😉 (Links in next post!)
December 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM

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ValentineVerse.com/Appearances
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‍✈️3/29/2025: Strange Love Indy (Indianapolis, IN)

‍✈️5/8-5/10: Monsterotica
(Baltimore, MD)

‍✈️7/5: RARE London
(London, England/UK)

‍✈️7/24-26: BB4E
(Vancouver, BC/Canada)

‍✈️9/5-6: Villains & Vixens
(Dallas, TX)

‍✈️10/2-10/5: Book Harvest
(Chicago, IL)
December 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Heads up fellow Skyfolks - unsurprisingly, the #scammers are hard at work taking advantage of this new social platform.

This is the "thing" at the moment - fake accounts made with mid to high level author names, Gen AI bots cold-DM from them once you follow.
December 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Non book related, But I just found out that I could buy one of those rotating bowl things (a "panner" evidently) that they use to coat candy/nuts/etc and stick that sucker on my KitchenAid??

Hell yeah. I love finding out things I already own can do other stuff.
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
VeraLore™

2019: Attending a stilted holiday office party with a boss that's got such a stick up her ass she could moonlight as a scarecrow.

2024: Talking out the merits of a wrapping paper tube dick with a friend, complete with cardboard foreskin and sound effects.

Books2Read.com/WrapTap
December 10, 2024 at 12:59 PM