Vera Valentine
@valentineverse.bsky.social
Paranormal / Why Choose / Polyam / OV / Sci Fi / Monster
ValentineVerse.com ✨ She/Hers | ️🌈 Bi | 18+ | 🚫AI🚫
📚 Chaotic Good Smut Author - 24 Titles and Counting!📚
ValentineVerse.com ✨ She/Hers | ️🌈 Bi | 18+ | 🚫AI🚫
📚 Chaotic Good Smut Author - 24 Titles and Counting!📚
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Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7
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Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret.
#VeraValentine
🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale.
It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
#VeraValentine
🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
March 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova.
This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation!
#VeraValentine
Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.
Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors.
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
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www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
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www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
February 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors.
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
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www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
Find more helpful tips and resources here:
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www.valentineverse.com/author-resou...
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#VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule
Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right
January 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right
✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊
Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.
Listen, I don't know either. 🤷♀️
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Listen, I don't know either. 🤷♀️
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
#VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife
Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it *may* be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) )
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it *may* be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) )
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
Preorder the Strange Love anthology here:
➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️
Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??!
😭 🥰😊
You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
😭 🥰😊
You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??!
😭 🥰😊
You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
😭 🥰😊
You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨
New office goals 😍
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
New office goals 😍
I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
January 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
BUT(T) NO.
That's ALL you can get.
It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
January 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.
My author office trophy merch is just built different. 🩸🥤
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
January 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My author office trophy merch is just built different. 🩸🥤
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
#VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance
I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage.
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
January 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage.
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
Join me in joyful 2025 chaos!
#VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable
Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️
December 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️
Figgy pudding from Costco, caramel apple cider from Trader Joe's. Something something 'murican Christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Figgy pudding from Costco, caramel apple cider from Trader Joe's. Something something 'murican Christmas.
Wasabi flavored fresh mozzarella? 🎶 Don't mind if I do 🎶
December 20, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Wasabi flavored fresh mozzarella? 🎶 Don't mind if I do 🎶
Welp.
It's real.
It's real.
December 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Welp.
It's real.
It's real.
Hey friendos! If you're just shy of your 2024 reading goals and need a few #Novellas to get over the finish line, might I suggest some of mine? 😉 (Links in next post!)
December 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Hey friendos! If you're just shy of your 2024 reading goals and need a few #Novellas to get over the finish line, might I suggest some of mine? 😉 (Links in next post!)
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ValentineVerse.com/Appearances
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✈️3/29/2025: Strange Love Indy (Indianapolis, IN)
✈️5/8-5/10: Monsterotica
(Baltimore, MD)
✈️7/5: RARE London
(London, England/UK)
✈️7/24-26: BB4E
(Vancouver, BC/Canada)
✈️9/5-6: Villains & Vixens
(Dallas, TX)
✈️10/2-10/5: Book Harvest
(Chicago, IL)
December 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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ValentineVerse.com/Appearances
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✈️3/29/2025: Strange Love Indy (Indianapolis, IN)
✈️5/8-5/10: Monsterotica
(Baltimore, MD)
✈️7/5: RARE London
(London, England/UK)
✈️7/24-26: BB4E
(Vancouver, BC/Canada)
✈️9/5-6: Villains & Vixens
(Dallas, TX)
✈️10/2-10/5: Book Harvest
(Chicago, IL)
Up-to-date info is always available on my site, ValentineVerse.com :)
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➡️ Facebook.com/ValentineVerse
➡️ Instagram.com/VeraValAuthor
➡️ www.tiktok.com/@ValentineVe...
➡️ Amazon.com/Author/ValentineVerse
➡️ Patreon.com/ValentineVerse
➡️ www.threads.net/@veravalauthor
December 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Up-to-date info is always available on my site, ValentineVerse.com :)
➡️ bsky.app/profile/vale...
➡️ Facebook.com/ValentineVerse
➡️ Instagram.com/VeraValAuthor
➡️ www.tiktok.com/@ValentineVe...
➡️ Amazon.com/Author/ValentineVerse
➡️ Patreon.com/ValentineVerse
➡️ www.threads.net/@veravalauthor
Heads up fellow Skyfolks - unsurprisingly, the #scammers are hard at work taking advantage of this new social platform.
This is the "thing" at the moment - fake accounts made with mid to high level author names, Gen AI bots cold-DM from them once you follow.
This is the "thing" at the moment - fake accounts made with mid to high level author names, Gen AI bots cold-DM from them once you follow.
December 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Heads up fellow Skyfolks - unsurprisingly, the #scammers are hard at work taking advantage of this new social platform.
This is the "thing" at the moment - fake accounts made with mid to high level author names, Gen AI bots cold-DM from them once you follow.
This is the "thing" at the moment - fake accounts made with mid to high level author names, Gen AI bots cold-DM from them once you follow.
Non book related, But I just found out that I could buy one of those rotating bowl things (a "panner" evidently) that they use to coat candy/nuts/etc and stick that sucker on my KitchenAid??
Hell yeah. I love finding out things I already own can do other stuff.
Hell yeah. I love finding out things I already own can do other stuff.
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Non book related, But I just found out that I could buy one of those rotating bowl things (a "panner" evidently) that they use to coat candy/nuts/etc and stick that sucker on my KitchenAid??
Hell yeah. I love finding out things I already own can do other stuff.
Hell yeah. I love finding out things I already own can do other stuff.
VeraLore™
2019: Attending a stilted holiday office party with a boss that's got such a stick up her ass she could moonlight as a scarecrow.
2024: Talking out the merits of a wrapping paper tube dick with a friend, complete with cardboard foreskin and sound effects.
Books2Read.com/WrapTap
2019: Attending a stilted holiday office party with a boss that's got such a stick up her ass she could moonlight as a scarecrow.
2024: Talking out the merits of a wrapping paper tube dick with a friend, complete with cardboard foreskin and sound effects.
Books2Read.com/WrapTap
December 10, 2024 at 12:59 PM
VeraLore™
2019: Attending a stilted holiday office party with a boss that's got such a stick up her ass she could moonlight as a scarecrow.
2024: Talking out the merits of a wrapping paper tube dick with a friend, complete with cardboard foreskin and sound effects.
Books2Read.com/WrapTap
2019: Attending a stilted holiday office party with a boss that's got such a stick up her ass she could moonlight as a scarecrow.
2024: Talking out the merits of a wrapping paper tube dick with a friend, complete with cardboard foreskin and sound effects.
Books2Read.com/WrapTap