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Valadeszeld the dapper smoking scythe
@valadeszeld.bsky.social
33 - He/Him - 🔞
Dumb living scythe
Gay/Pan boi
Quiet Furry
Loves smoking pipes, fat bellies, & diapers
#PuffArt ⬅️ art tag
#SpicyPuffArt ⬅️ NSFW art tag
#PuffPampArt ⬅️ Diaper art tag
Taken 💘 PoplarOmO
FA : https://www.furaffinity.net/user/potiondrop
Pinned
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Originally but simple metal, leather, and wood, this scythe spent a few centuries as a dark and edgy weapon of a powerful evil. Reclaimed by heroes from time forgotten the scythe used to be a terrible force in anyone's hands, yet without foes to feed upon it would drain the soul of the user.
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They are both glowing 🕯️
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Forced as hell but it still is funny.
I hope Dat Boi never truly dies.
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I WILL draw the line at disposal with bones in it on the single ground that that shit scary uncomfortable coming out a butthole, bones can be sharp and donuts are critically weak to sharp things like the rest of a body

Sharp things out or in hole is very no-no, I like my blood where it is thank you
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Stuck
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Bug horse bumping

Model by @justapanda.bsky.social!
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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do unown h's remind anyone else of bop-it's or is it just me
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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it feels good to have the weight of a diaperbeast sitting on you, all that heavy suishy padding hugging you without limbs, it's repugnant nature urging you to relax, comforting even...
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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orca drawing 97
one leg up with you in between!
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Yessssssss
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Terracotta lugia in a bowl
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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going for a dip
Comission for @lexalhunter.bsky.social
enjoy!
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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he should eat so much and get so so full i think
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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water temple
Where would you even wear these
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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You know “the writters barely disguised fetish”, now prepare for “the writters extremely limited world view taken as a universal experience”
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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you ever just wanna plant your massive padded ass on someone and forget they were undeneath you while they nut over and over again from the stimulation?
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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okay! :3
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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AI is dying. Repost to make it die faster.
👀 | OpenAI is reportedly burning cash fast, with losses projected to reach $14B in 2026 and a possible cash shortfall by 2027.

Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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laying down for a moment, don't mind my big flygon ass <3
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Comically Fat Dragon
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 AM