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Val Ritz
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slamming "fuck you" over and over again probably did not do many favors for my ultimate score
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
August 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
June 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There's probably eight million reasons why this wouldn't work in practice, but I have to admire the soul behind 'Way to fucking go, Riley.'
April 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Done
April 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally
February 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I see you and raise you Ganymede
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Same energy, kinda
January 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
December 29, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you
December 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
As any wannabe Chuck E Cheese ripoff or heritage railway doing a Day Out with Thomas will tell you, it's REAL hard to put a static face on something that's going to be out in public without it looking horrifying:
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Even the proposed redesigns look vaguely obscene:
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Nine times out of ten I try not to be the one-upmanship guy, but let me introduce you to Wellington Circle, aka the Medford Supercollider:
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
the best part about most people's Yu-Gi-Oh knowledge ending somewhere in Season 3 of DM is every so often i get to see the facial journey someone takes when they see Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon for the first time
October 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
*ace stare*
August 1, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Drop a ship(s) that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:

The Vell-os Dart from Escape Velocity Nova! Vell-os psychics can project a barrier of pure energy that's perfectly shaped for hyperspace travel, allowing them to hop between stars with only the power of their minds.
July 11, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Piracy, smuggling, poaching of protected species, trafficking in reality-deviant artifacts, breaking and entering, tampering with surveillance instruments, illegal salvage...
February 26, 2024 at 6:35 PM