I've had Bruno twice this season, I usually refuse to pick United players because I feel I'm bad luck and well the obvious, we're not a safe bet🤣
Both games I've picked Bruno he's missed a pen.
I've got a few hours to decide to sub him with Joao Pedro but it's Sunderland😭
Both games I've picked Bruno he's missed a pen.
I've got a few hours to decide to sub him with Joao Pedro but it's Sunderland😭
October 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I've had Bruno twice this season, I usually refuse to pick United players because I feel I'm bad luck and well the obvious, we're not a safe bet🤣
Both games I've picked Bruno he's missed a pen.
I've got a few hours to decide to sub him with Joao Pedro but it's Sunderland😭
Both games I've picked Bruno he's missed a pen.
I've got a few hours to decide to sub him with Joao Pedro but it's Sunderland😭
We've all seen these graphics popping up with the win rate comparisons etc.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We've all seen these graphics popping up with the win rate comparisons etc.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
The two times I've trusted Bruno in FPL this season he's missed a penalty.
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
September 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The two times I've trusted Bruno in FPL this season he's missed a penalty.
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
You can't make it up.
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't make it up.
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
Cold as tits, but as I am typing this I've got the 2-0 notification, I've made the right decision.
February 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Cold as tits, but as I am typing this I've got the 2-0 notification, I've made the right decision.
This is where I'm watching the game this morning🇨🇦❄️
It's very rare I do this, but I've turned the game off and I'm going for a walk.
End the season now.
It's very rare I do this, but I've turned the game off and I'm going for a walk.
End the season now.
February 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is where I'm watching the game this morning🇨🇦❄️
It's very rare I do this, but I've turned the game off and I'm going for a walk.
End the season now.
It's very rare I do this, but I've turned the game off and I'm going for a walk.
End the season now.
I'm thinking about it.
February 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm thinking about it.
Impromtu trip to Hawaii was one of my finer impulse decisions.
Now my beloved reds will decide how quickly they want to undo the week of relaxation with what type of performance they fancy offering tonight😩😅🇾🇪
Now my beloved reds will decide how quickly they want to undo the week of relaxation with what type of performance they fancy offering tonight😩😅🇾🇪
January 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Impromtu trip to Hawaii was one of my finer impulse decisions.
Now my beloved reds will decide how quickly they want to undo the week of relaxation with what type of performance they fancy offering tonight😩😅🇾🇪
Now my beloved reds will decide how quickly they want to undo the week of relaxation with what type of performance they fancy offering tonight😩😅🇾🇪
I really like this 11🇾🇪
January 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I really like this 11🇾🇪
Just realizing anyone who didn't see the previous posts will think I've shit myself🤣
Context😩😂
Context😩😂
January 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just realizing anyone who didn't see the previous posts will think I've shit myself🤣
Context😩😂
Context😩😂
That was a shift. All we ask right now.
But it was more than a shift, we went toe to toe with the best team in the league/world at the minute.
Enjoyed that🇾🇪
But it was more than a shift, we went toe to toe with the best team in the league/world at the minute.
Enjoyed that🇾🇪
January 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That was a shift. All we ask right now.
But it was more than a shift, we went toe to toe with the best team in the league/world at the minute.
Enjoyed that🇾🇪
But it was more than a shift, we went toe to toe with the best team in the league/world at the minute.
Enjoyed that🇾🇪
Night's gone from bad to worse, arguing with the Uber driver because he said he was outside, granted I'm irate because of the football, he said he's leaving it in the lobby and hung up.
I said "lobby?"
Sent it to a friend's address.
Had to message the fella with an apology.
I said "lobby?"
Sent it to a friend's address.
Had to message the fella with an apology.
December 30, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Night's gone from bad to worse, arguing with the Uber driver because he said he was outside, granted I'm irate because of the football, he said he's leaving it in the lobby and hung up.
I said "lobby?"
Sent it to a friend's address.
Had to message the fella with an apology.
I said "lobby?"
Sent it to a friend's address.
Had to message the fella with an apology.
Got this shirt gifted for Christmas after not buying one since 15/16
The gifter didn't understand it was by choice & I didn't want to talk about the Glazers over Christmas😅
Either way, I now have my favourite United shirt in well over a decade.
A shirt I've seen them win in once.
Against Plzen🙃
The gifter didn't understand it was by choice & I didn't want to talk about the Glazers over Christmas😅
Either way, I now have my favourite United shirt in well over a decade.
A shirt I've seen them win in once.
Against Plzen🙃
December 30, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Got this shirt gifted for Christmas after not buying one since 15/16
The gifter didn't understand it was by choice & I didn't want to talk about the Glazers over Christmas😅
Either way, I now have my favourite United shirt in well over a decade.
A shirt I've seen them win in once.
Against Plzen🙃
The gifter didn't understand it was by choice & I didn't want to talk about the Glazers over Christmas😅
Either way, I now have my favourite United shirt in well over a decade.
A shirt I've seen them win in once.
Against Plzen🙃
RVN needs a statue for going to Leicester to ensure they take up a relegation spot cementing our place in the league.
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 PM
RVN needs a statue for going to Leicester to ensure they take up a relegation spot cementing our place in the league.
Cracking Christmas, a couple of snow storms in the build up made it a proper white one❄️☃️🎁🎄🎅🏻
Now over to the first love of my life to either make or break boxing day!🇾🇪
I hope you've all enjoyed your Christmas!
Now over to the first love of my life to either make or break boxing day!🇾🇪
I hope you've all enjoyed your Christmas!
December 26, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Cracking Christmas, a couple of snow storms in the build up made it a proper white one❄️☃️🎁🎄🎅🏻
Now over to the first love of my life to either make or break boxing day!🇾🇪
I hope you've all enjoyed your Christmas!
Now over to the first love of my life to either make or break boxing day!🇾🇪
I hope you've all enjoyed your Christmas!
Manchester is red
These lights were bright
We all know City are
Cheaters and shite🥁
Where's the door🚪🚶🏻♂️🤣
Hojlund out there inspiring kids to play, he's got me writing poems😭🤣🇩🇰❤️🇾🇪
These lights were bright
We all know City are
Cheaters and shite🥁
Where's the door🚪🚶🏻♂️🤣
Hojlund out there inspiring kids to play, he's got me writing poems😭🤣🇩🇰❤️🇾🇪
December 17, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Manchester is red
These lights were bright
We all know City are
Cheaters and shite🥁
Where's the door🚪🚶🏻♂️🤣
Hojlund out there inspiring kids to play, he's got me writing poems😭🤣🇩🇰❤️🇾🇪
These lights were bright
We all know City are
Cheaters and shite🥁
Where's the door🚪🚶🏻♂️🤣
Hojlund out there inspiring kids to play, he's got me writing poems😭🤣🇩🇰❤️🇾🇪
Licha was all of us the second the ball left his boot🤩 love the way he celebrates and bolts to the dugout🇾🇪
Highly recommend watching the whole thing, even if it is 3x longer than it took to score two goals against the cheats🤩
Highly recommend watching the whole thing, even if it is 3x longer than it took to score two goals against the cheats🤩
December 16, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Licha was all of us the second the ball left his boot🤩 love the way he celebrates and bolts to the dugout🇾🇪
Highly recommend watching the whole thing, even if it is 3x longer than it took to score two goals against the cheats🤩
Highly recommend watching the whole thing, even if it is 3x longer than it took to score two goals against the cheats🤩
Looking forward to seeing how we get on tonight 🇾🇪
I'm in festive twat mode between now and waking up with a hangover on Boxing Day🎄🎅🏻
Hope everyone's days are off to a great start!👏🏻
I'm in festive twat mode between now and waking up with a hangover on Boxing Day🎄🎅🏻
Hope everyone's days are off to a great start!👏🏻
December 12, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Looking forward to seeing how we get on tonight 🇾🇪
I'm in festive twat mode between now and waking up with a hangover on Boxing Day🎄🎅🏻
Hope everyone's days are off to a great start!👏🏻
I'm in festive twat mode between now and waking up with a hangover on Boxing Day🎄🎅🏻
Hope everyone's days are off to a great start!👏🏻
Easily my favourite kit in years.
It's such a shame we're so poor on the road🤣🇾🇪
It's such a shame we're so poor on the road🤣🇾🇪
December 12, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Easily my favourite kit in years.
It's such a shame we're so poor on the road🤣🇾🇪
It's such a shame we're so poor on the road🤣🇾🇪
Juve away isn't for everyone🇾🇪
December 11, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Juve away isn't for everyone🇾🇪
Long story short, today's a write off🤮🎅🏻🗑️
December 10, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Long story short, today's a write off🤮🎅🏻🗑️
Maybe Armorim and Ashworth were on different pages?
Maybe Ashworth doesn't have the power he had at Newcastle/Brighton - wanting Southgate over Armorim?
Shambles. Spent more time on Gardening leave than at the club.
Jim is a Glazer with a posh accent.
Maybe Ashworth doesn't have the power he had at Newcastle/Brighton - wanting Southgate over Armorim?
Shambles. Spent more time on Gardening leave than at the club.
Jim is a Glazer with a posh accent.
December 8, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Maybe Armorim and Ashworth were on different pages?
Maybe Ashworth doesn't have the power he had at Newcastle/Brighton - wanting Southgate over Armorim?
Shambles. Spent more time on Gardening leave than at the club.
Jim is a Glazer with a posh accent.
Maybe Ashworth doesn't have the power he had at Newcastle/Brighton - wanting Southgate over Armorim?
Shambles. Spent more time on Gardening leave than at the club.
Jim is a Glazer with a posh accent.
I've changed this a good dozen times.
I expect to be completely wrong and I'm ok with that.
Malacia quietly had a good game against Arsenal, I'd like to see Yoro making his full debut at home and hoping to see more Kobbie in this system 🇾🇪
I expect to be completely wrong and I'm ok with that.
Malacia quietly had a good game against Arsenal, I'd like to see Yoro making his full debut at home and hoping to see more Kobbie in this system 🇾🇪
December 7, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I've changed this a good dozen times.
I expect to be completely wrong and I'm ok with that.
Malacia quietly had a good game against Arsenal, I'd like to see Yoro making his full debut at home and hoping to see more Kobbie in this system 🇾🇪
I expect to be completely wrong and I'm ok with that.
Malacia quietly had a good game against Arsenal, I'd like to see Yoro making his full debut at home and hoping to see more Kobbie in this system 🇾🇪