We've all seen these graphics popping up with the win rate comparisons etc.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We've all seen these graphics popping up with the win rate comparisons etc.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
It didn’t have to be short-term *or* long-term. Clearing the deadwood & building culture mattered, but so does the here & now.
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It didn’t have to be short-term *or* long-term. Clearing the deadwood & building culture mattered, but so does the here & now.
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
Imagine we binned off all the wingers.
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September 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Imagine we binned off all the wingers.
The two times I've trusted Bruno in FPL this season he's missed a penalty.
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
September 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The two times I've trusted Bruno in FPL this season he's missed a penalty.
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
This is the most withdrawn I've ever been from the club and don't get me wrong, I'm quite glad because I've spent the best part of a decade being wound up. It's a nice change.
I deliberately withdrew, but I didn't expect it to be this easy, I will say I'm chuffed to see Sesko off the mark🇾🇪
I deliberately withdrew, but I didn't expect it to be this easy, I will say I'm chuffed to see Sesko off the mark🇾🇪
September 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is the most withdrawn I've ever been from the club and don't get me wrong, I'm quite glad because I've spent the best part of a decade being wound up. It's a nice change.
I deliberately withdrew, but I didn't expect it to be this easy, I will say I'm chuffed to see Sesko off the mark🇾🇪
I deliberately withdrew, but I didn't expect it to be this easy, I will say I'm chuffed to see Sesko off the mark🇾🇪
The feelings this club has given me in 33 years are mostly unmatched. Football is unique in that way.
What's worrying is there is little to no feeling, win or lose now.
What's worrying is there is little to no feeling, win or lose now.
September 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The feelings this club has given me in 33 years are mostly unmatched. Football is unique in that way.
What's worrying is there is little to no feeling, win or lose now.
What's worrying is there is little to no feeling, win or lose now.
I was mentally prepared for that today.
This season and last season, for me, are very much the same.
Good transfer window, full summer, nothing notably different on the pitch.
I tapped out last season and after Fulham, I decided to do the same again this season.
Off to the lake🚣☀️🌲
This season and last season, for me, are very much the same.
Good transfer window, full summer, nothing notably different on the pitch.
I tapped out last season and after Fulham, I decided to do the same again this season.
Off to the lake🚣☀️🌲
September 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I was mentally prepared for that today.
This season and last season, for me, are very much the same.
Good transfer window, full summer, nothing notably different on the pitch.
I tapped out last season and after Fulham, I decided to do the same again this season.
Off to the lake🚣☀️🌲
This season and last season, for me, are very much the same.
Good transfer window, full summer, nothing notably different on the pitch.
I tapped out last season and after Fulham, I decided to do the same again this season.
Off to the lake🚣☀️🌲
Garnacho's end product is actually very therapeutic now he's in blue🤣
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September 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Garnacho's end product is actually very therapeutic now he's in blue🤣
Onana agreeing to leave is great.
Most of us were excited when he signed, like we are with Lammens.
He didn't work out but he's been a professional from the get go and by agreeing to leave is helping out the club.
Hope it works out for him and he regains some confidence/form.
Most of us were excited when he signed, like we are with Lammens.
He didn't work out but he's been a professional from the get go and by agreeing to leave is helping out the club.
Hope it works out for him and he regains some confidence/form.
September 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Onana agreeing to leave is great.
Most of us were excited when he signed, like we are with Lammens.
He didn't work out but he's been a professional from the get go and by agreeing to leave is helping out the club.
Hope it works out for him and he regains some confidence/form.
Most of us were excited when he signed, like we are with Lammens.
He didn't work out but he's been a professional from the get go and by agreeing to leave is helping out the club.
Hope it works out for him and he regains some confidence/form.
Garnacho, Sancho, Rahsford and Antony are great exits.
Hojlund I'm gutted for, well mannered kid who was here at the wrong time. There's a player there.
A few expiries, Lindelof, Evans etc.
Overall, it's a decent clear out and arguably more important than whoever came in.
Hojlund I'm gutted for, well mannered kid who was here at the wrong time. There's a player there.
A few expiries, Lindelof, Evans etc.
Overall, it's a decent clear out and arguably more important than whoever came in.
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September 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Garnacho, Sancho, Rahsford and Antony are great exits.
Hojlund I'm gutted for, well mannered kid who was here at the wrong time. There's a player there.
A few expiries, Lindelof, Evans etc.
Overall, it's a decent clear out and arguably more important than whoever came in.
Hojlund I'm gutted for, well mannered kid who was here at the wrong time. There's a player there.
A few expiries, Lindelof, Evans etc.
Overall, it's a decent clear out and arguably more important than whoever came in.
I'm glad Garnacho is gone. Happier than I'll be when Onana eventually goes. What's wanker he turned out to be🇾🇪
August 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm glad Garnacho is gone. Happier than I'll be when Onana eventually goes. What's wanker he turned out to be🇾🇪
My head going into this was filled with hope, but the expectation of what we're seeing.
This is the most relaxed I've been so far this season. I didn't even set aside time to watch, I took my kids to an indoor play place, I'm watching the game on silent.
It is what it is. We're still in the storm🇾🇪
This is the most relaxed I've been so far this season. I didn't even set aside time to watch, I took my kids to an indoor play place, I'm watching the game on silent.
It is what it is. We're still in the storm🇾🇪
August 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My head going into this was filled with hope, but the expectation of what we're seeing.
This is the most relaxed I've been so far this season. I didn't even set aside time to watch, I took my kids to an indoor play place, I'm watching the game on silent.
It is what it is. We're still in the storm🇾🇪
This is the most relaxed I've been so far this season. I didn't even set aside time to watch, I took my kids to an indoor play place, I'm watching the game on silent.
It is what it is. We're still in the storm🇾🇪
Last season we finished 15th.
This season we have gone out of the cup in the 2nd round.
It's the hope that kills us, Amorim coming out positive in the presser isn't surprising. He's very good at that.
But my expectation for the season now is doing better than last season. If that's 14th so be it.
This season we have gone out of the cup in the 2nd round.
It's the hope that kills us, Amorim coming out positive in the presser isn't surprising. He's very good at that.
But my expectation for the season now is doing better than last season. If that's 14th so be it.
August 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Last season we finished 15th.
This season we have gone out of the cup in the 2nd round.
It's the hope that kills us, Amorim coming out positive in the presser isn't surprising. He's very good at that.
But my expectation for the season now is doing better than last season. If that's 14th so be it.
This season we have gone out of the cup in the 2nd round.
It's the hope that kills us, Amorim coming out positive in the presser isn't surprising. He's very good at that.
But my expectation for the season now is doing better than last season. If that's 14th so be it.
If Amorim walks, who's the best option to manage Manchester United right now?
Is there anyone capable? Or even available? Because there won't be much £££ available to pry one away from someone.
I'm thinking the only realistic option is McKenna.
That's a big gamble, no?
Where's Ole?
Is there anyone capable? Or even available? Because there won't be much £££ available to pry one away from someone.
I'm thinking the only realistic option is McKenna.
That's a big gamble, no?
Where's Ole?
August 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If Amorim walks, who's the best option to manage Manchester United right now?
Is there anyone capable? Or even available? Because there won't be much £££ available to pry one away from someone.
I'm thinking the only realistic option is McKenna.
That's a big gamble, no?
Where's Ole?
Is there anyone capable? Or even available? Because there won't be much £££ available to pry one away from someone.
I'm thinking the only realistic option is McKenna.
That's a big gamble, no?
Where's Ole?
This will be a long one.
Onana can't play again, for his sake & the clubs, the best GKs would struggle in this team because even with a back 5 we still allow an onslaught of attackers waltz through every game.
Him being abused for being shit is on the Amorim & the club for him still being here.
Onana can't play again, for his sake & the clubs, the best GKs would struggle in this team because even with a back 5 we still allow an onslaught of attackers waltz through every game.
Him being abused for being shit is on the Amorim & the club for him still being here.
August 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This will be a long one.
Onana can't play again, for his sake & the clubs, the best GKs would struggle in this team because even with a back 5 we still allow an onslaught of attackers waltz through every game.
Him being abused for being shit is on the Amorim & the club for him still being here.
Onana can't play again, for his sake & the clubs, the best GKs would struggle in this team because even with a back 5 we still allow an onslaught of attackers waltz through every game.
Him being abused for being shit is on the Amorim & the club for him still being here.
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Amorim was just very cryptic in his post match, as if he's lost the dressing room.
"The players spoke to me very loud"
"The players spoke to me very loud"
August 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Amorim was just very cryptic in his post match, as if he's lost the dressing room.
"The players spoke to me very loud"
"The players spoke to me very loud"
You can't make it up.
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't make it up.
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
I often joke I'd be better between the sticks than our existing options, no doubt Pym is saying the exact same thing watching MOTD every week🤣
INEOS, you know what to do🇾🇪
Not the GK being fuming he's beat United😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SIGN HIM NOW! 🇾🇪
SIGN HIM NOW! 🇾🇪
August 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not the GK being fuming he's beat United😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SIGN HIM NOW! 🇾🇪
SIGN HIM NOW! 🇾🇪
Intrigued to see what Amorim says.
I'm not "sack the manager", but I also have no faith in the manager.. but I also like the manager.
One thing about him I hate, is the fact he often can't watch.
Whether it's pens tonight, corners against Arsenal.
What sort of fucking message does that send.
I'm not "sack the manager", but I also have no faith in the manager.. but I also like the manager.
One thing about him I hate, is the fact he often can't watch.
Whether it's pens tonight, corners against Arsenal.
What sort of fucking message does that send.
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August 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Intrigued to see what Amorim says.
I'm not "sack the manager", but I also have no faith in the manager.. but I also like the manager.
One thing about him I hate, is the fact he often can't watch.
Whether it's pens tonight, corners against Arsenal.
What sort of fucking message does that send.
I'm not "sack the manager", but I also have no faith in the manager.. but I also like the manager.
One thing about him I hate, is the fact he often can't watch.
Whether it's pens tonight, corners against Arsenal.
What sort of fucking message does that send.
Cracking night for Grimsby fans. Should have been 3-0 up and deserved to win the game.
Courtesy of the Manchester United Football Charity🇾🇪
Courtesy of the Manchester United Football Charity🇾🇪
August 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Cracking night for Grimsby fans. Should have been 3-0 up and deserved to win the game.
Courtesy of the Manchester United Football Charity🇾🇪
Courtesy of the Manchester United Football Charity🇾🇪
Forget about a new stadium.
Turn Old Trafford into a museum.
Turn Old Trafford into a museum.
August 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Forget about a new stadium.
Turn Old Trafford into a museum.
Turn Old Trafford into a museum.
Thank fuck the linesman is a red🇾🇪🤣
August 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thank fuck the linesman is a red🇾🇪🤣
The only positive is that despite how terrible that performance was, Mainoo looked a bright spark.
Would love to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room at HT.
Would love to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room at HT.
August 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The only positive is that despite how terrible that performance was, Mainoo looked a bright spark.
Would love to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room at HT.
Would love to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room at HT.
The whole right side were shambolic.
Frederickson, Dalot, Amad.
Onana and a reshuffle of that right side needs to happen.
Amad simply trying too hard, like most of them.
Frederickson, Dalot, Amad.
Onana and a reshuffle of that right side needs to happen.
Amad simply trying too hard, like most of them.
August 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The whole right side were shambolic.
Frederickson, Dalot, Amad.
Onana and a reshuffle of that right side needs to happen.
Amad simply trying too hard, like most of them.
Frederickson, Dalot, Amad.
Onana and a reshuffle of that right side needs to happen.
Amad simply trying too hard, like most of them.