Off to enjoy my Sunday. If my posts sound like I'm really wound up, I'm not.
If I was as emotionally invested as I had been for the best part of 30 years, I'd be furious right now.
Dalot has played in 19 of 21 PL games this season. So yeah, I can't let this club be my metric of happiness🤣
If I was as emotionally invested as I had been for the best part of 30 years, I'd be furious right now.
Dalot has played in 19 of 21 PL games this season. So yeah, I can't let this club be my metric of happiness🤣
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Off to enjoy my Sunday. If my posts sound like I'm really wound up, I'm not.
If I was as emotionally invested as I had been for the best part of 30 years, I'd be furious right now.
Dalot has played in 19 of 21 PL games this season. So yeah, I can't let this club be my metric of happiness🤣
If I was as emotionally invested as I had been for the best part of 30 years, I'd be furious right now.
Dalot has played in 19 of 21 PL games this season. So yeah, I can't let this club be my metric of happiness🤣
It wasn't Amorim, it wasn't ETH, Ole, Mourinho, LVG, Moyes.
INEOS circus, what's Berrada doing? Wilcox void of accountability? Arnold, Woodward, failures.
Above all of that, the Glazers.
This will continue and we'll keep slipping further from the top until they leave.
INEOS circus, what's Berrada doing? Wilcox void of accountability? Arnold, Woodward, failures.
Above all of that, the Glazers.
This will continue and we'll keep slipping further from the top until they leave.
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It wasn't Amorim, it wasn't ETH, Ole, Mourinho, LVG, Moyes.
INEOS circus, what's Berrada doing? Wilcox void of accountability? Arnold, Woodward, failures.
Above all of that, the Glazers.
This will continue and we'll keep slipping further from the top until they leave.
INEOS circus, what's Berrada doing? Wilcox void of accountability? Arnold, Woodward, failures.
Above all of that, the Glazers.
This will continue and we'll keep slipping further from the top until they leave.
If Brighton went out, would the commenters be talking about it now being a trophy-less season for them?
They are better than us. This isn't an upset, it was two mid-table teams and the team in better form won.
But we weren't winning the FA Cup this season either way.
It's a 40 game season.
They are better than us. This isn't an upset, it was two mid-table teams and the team in better form won.
But we weren't winning the FA Cup this season either way.
It's a 40 game season.
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If Brighton went out, would the commenters be talking about it now being a trophy-less season for them?
They are better than us. This isn't an upset, it was two mid-table teams and the team in better form won.
But we weren't winning the FA Cup this season either way.
It's a 40 game season.
They are better than us. This isn't an upset, it was two mid-table teams and the team in better form won.
But we weren't winning the FA Cup this season either way.
It's a 40 game season.
Oh look, a player that cares.
Gutted for him. I'll take that Lacey cameo all day long over the gutless performances I've seen from dozens of players to wear the badge over these disastrous years.
🇾🇪
Gutted for him. I'll take that Lacey cameo all day long over the gutless performances I've seen from dozens of players to wear the badge over these disastrous years.
🇾🇪
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Oh look, a player that cares.
Gutted for him. I'll take that Lacey cameo all day long over the gutless performances I've seen from dozens of players to wear the badge over these disastrous years.
🇾🇪
Gutted for him. I'll take that Lacey cameo all day long over the gutless performances I've seen from dozens of players to wear the badge over these disastrous years.
🇾🇪
The sound of this stadium in these moments.
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The sound of this stadium in these moments.
Ole Gunnar Maguire?
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January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Ole Gunnar Maguire?
Welbeck every single time. Fine wine him.
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Welbeck every single time. Fine wine him.
Can we make a deal that if we bin off all the former players and stop talking about our history, that everyone will stop treating every game against us as a cup final?
Not taking anything away from Brighton, they've been on a great run of form, battling out results but bloody hell, we're mid table.
Not taking anything away from Brighton, they've been on a great run of form, battling out results but bloody hell, we're mid table.
January 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Can we make a deal that if we bin off all the former players and stop talking about our history, that everyone will stop treating every game against us as a cup final?
Not taking anything away from Brighton, they've been on a great run of form, battling out results but bloody hell, we're mid table.
Not taking anything away from Brighton, they've been on a great run of form, battling out results but bloody hell, we're mid table.
When was the last time United only played 40 games in a season? Has it ever happened?
The amount of teams in Europe and still in the cups this season, we still look physically off the pace.
It's mental.
Not going to help Brighton have Edwin Van de Steele between the sticks for one game only.
The amount of teams in Europe and still in the cups this season, we still look physically off the pace.
It's mental.
Not going to help Brighton have Edwin Van de Steele between the sticks for one game only.
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
When was the last time United only played 40 games in a season? Has it ever happened?
The amount of teams in Europe and still in the cups this season, we still look physically off the pace.
It's mental.
Not going to help Brighton have Edwin Van de Steele between the sticks for one game only.
The amount of teams in Europe and still in the cups this season, we still look physically off the pace.
It's mental.
Not going to help Brighton have Edwin Van de Steele between the sticks for one game only.
And now they all feel sick to the pits of their stomachs, 1 up with minutes to go.
Glorious stuff.
Glorious stuff.
I love the 3rd round of the FA Cup, that entire crowd at Macclesfield is absolutely buzzing and rightly so.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
And now they all feel sick to the pits of their stomachs, 1 up with minutes to go.
Glorious stuff.
Glorious stuff.
I love the 3rd round of the FA Cup, that entire crowd at Macclesfield is absolutely buzzing and rightly so.
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I love the 3rd round of the FA Cup, that entire crowd at Macclesfield is absolutely buzzing and rightly so.
Sesko snatched at a few of those chances tonight, that's what the pressure will do to a kid not scoring for United, but the movement and the finish in stride was fantastic. Keep giving him chances.
Gutted Lacey didn't score, it was Machada Villa territory💔 would have been special.
Gutted Lacey didn't score, it was Machada Villa territory💔 would have been special.
January 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Sesko snatched at a few of those chances tonight, that's what the pressure will do to a kid not scoring for United, but the movement and the finish in stride was fantastic. Keep giving him chances.
Gutted Lacey didn't score, it was Machada Villa territory💔 would have been special.
Gutted Lacey didn't score, it was Machada Villa territory💔 would have been special.
For the City's, Madrid's, PSG's of the world, the owners are all about status, playthings, (sports washing), all that.
The Glazers have always used United's stature for financial gain.
That's the difference and it'll always be the difference. Why care about success when you're still taking it in?
The Glazers have always used United's stature for financial gain.
That's the difference and it'll always be the difference. Why care about success when you're still taking it in?
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
For the City's, Madrid's, PSG's of the world, the owners are all about status, playthings, (sports washing), all that.
The Glazers have always used United's stature for financial gain.
That's the difference and it'll always be the difference. Why care about success when you're still taking it in?
The Glazers have always used United's stature for financial gain.
That's the difference and it'll always be the difference. Why care about success when you're still taking it in?
A full season at United is January to January btw.
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
A full season at United is January to January btw.
Make no mistake, Amorim was done with the club . Not the other way around.
He knew the fragile egos above would react this way and he's on his way.
Why bemoan players like Kobbie for wanting to leave? It's impossible to succeed.
He knew the fragile egos above would react this way and he's on his way.
Why bemoan players like Kobbie for wanting to leave? It's impossible to succeed.
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Make no mistake, Amorim was done with the club . Not the other way around.
He knew the fragile egos above would react this way and he's on his way.
Why bemoan players like Kobbie for wanting to leave? It's impossible to succeed.
He knew the fragile egos above would react this way and he's on his way.
Why bemoan players like Kobbie for wanting to leave? It's impossible to succeed.
You have to be careful how you treat United managers and behave on these apps, because at some point, it'll be your turn to manage the club and you can't give Dalot any reason to blackmail you.
Fitting the new stadium looks like a circus🎪🤡
Fitting the new stadium looks like a circus🎪🤡
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 AM
You have to be careful how you treat United managers and behave on these apps, because at some point, it'll be your turn to manage the club and you can't give Dalot any reason to blackmail you.
Fitting the new stadium looks like a circus🎪🤡
Fitting the new stadium looks like a circus🎪🤡
Those grim posts aside, even with being as withdrawn as I am, I cannot wait for the AFCON lads to get back.
And among the disappointment, a nice little 7pts return from Cunha for the FPL haul.
Enjoy your Sunday reds! 🇾🇪
And among the disappointment, a nice little 7pts return from Cunha for the FPL haul.
Enjoy your Sunday reds! 🇾🇪
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Those grim posts aside, even with being as withdrawn as I am, I cannot wait for the AFCON lads to get back.
And among the disappointment, a nice little 7pts return from Cunha for the FPL haul.
Enjoy your Sunday reds! 🇾🇪
And among the disappointment, a nice little 7pts return from Cunha for the FPL haul.
Enjoy your Sunday reds! 🇾🇪
My expectation this season was to be an improvement on last season.
So 14th was the bar and we will better that, but with 9 teams in Europe and most not having a Grimsby moment, 5th is definitely deceiving.
The UnitedStrand fella will be looking like Repunzal soon before we win 5 in a row!
So 14th was the bar and we will better that, but with 9 teams in Europe and most not having a Grimsby moment, 5th is definitely deceiving.
The UnitedStrand fella will be looking like Repunzal soon before we win 5 in a row!
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
My expectation this season was to be an improvement on last season.
So 14th was the bar and we will better that, but with 9 teams in Europe and most not having a Grimsby moment, 5th is definitely deceiving.
The UnitedStrand fella will be looking like Repunzal soon before we win 5 in a row!
So 14th was the bar and we will better that, but with 9 teams in Europe and most not having a Grimsby moment, 5th is definitely deceiving.
The UnitedStrand fella will be looking like Repunzal soon before we win 5 in a row!
I'm still watching every game, but feel so detached from the club.
That matchday buzz, the highs of scoring, excitement around youth and transfers, all numb.
My 4 year old singling GGMU is brilliant but that's a reflection on him, not the club😭🤣
That matchday buzz, the highs of scoring, excitement around youth and transfers, all numb.
My 4 year old singling GGMU is brilliant but that's a reflection on him, not the club😭🤣
This is the most withdrawn I've ever been from the club and don't get me wrong, I'm quite glad because I've spent the best part of a decade being wound up. It's a nice change.
I deliberately withdrew, but I didn't expect it to be this easy, I will say I'm chuffed to see Sesko off the mark🇾🇪
I deliberately withdrew, but I didn't expect it to be this easy, I will say I'm chuffed to see Sesko off the mark🇾🇪
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I'm still watching every game, but feel so detached from the club.
That matchday buzz, the highs of scoring, excitement around youth and transfers, all numb.
My 4 year old singling GGMU is brilliant but that's a reflection on him, not the club😭🤣
That matchday buzz, the highs of scoring, excitement around youth and transfers, all numb.
My 4 year old singling GGMU is brilliant but that's a reflection on him, not the club😭🤣
We've all seen these graphics popping up with the win rate comparisons etc.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We've all seen these graphics popping up with the win rate comparisons etc.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
I'm not surprised by the low percentage, but I'm surprised we've won 18. I don't feel like we've won 18 games.
It didn’t have to be short-term *or* long-term. Clearing the deadwood & building culture mattered, but so does the here & now.
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It didn’t have to be short-term *or* long-term. Clearing the deadwood & building culture mattered, but so does the here & now.
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
The decisions have always been about long term success and that's ultimately going to cost him this job.
Sir Alex until the end of the season?
Imagine we binned off all the wingers.
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September 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Imagine we binned off all the wingers.
The two times I've trusted Bruno in FPL this season he's missed a penalty.
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
September 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The two times I've trusted Bruno in FPL this season he's missed a penalty.
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣
Incredible start to the game week😭🤣