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usurper.bsky.social
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@usurper.bsky.social
(bzzzt/tvvt/vrrrrrrr) This account intentionally obscures my identity.

During the water wars of 2036, I am going to find and kill the grandchildren of the rich
Like ur moms vag. Got it 👍🏻
December 6, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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for no particular reason, the CEO of blue cross blue shield is Kim Keck
December 5, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Republicans?

I mean yeah...
December 5, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Nice. Was looking for this.
December 5, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I think he wants it too bad. It's just ugly to have someone like that as secdef
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Oh, also, Card Sharp is goated
December 5, 2024 at 4:06 AM
That game's music is SO GOOD! Also it's quite fun.
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 AM
China coming for your whole ass.
November 28, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Holy shit. You have hit paydirt.

So that I understand, this individual is printing images, and hand writing on the images, and then photographing the images, and posting the photos to you?

And on top of that, it's all christian conspiracy garbage?

Awesome.
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
V I B E S C H E C K

RESULT:

[THIS FONT HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM A VAPE BRAND]
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 PM
It clearly mistook "woke" = "black"

Wondering "if I painted my car the color woke, what would it look like?"
November 20, 2024 at 6:10 AM
To answer your question definitively, yes. There are definitely coyotes in Detroit. My spouse took these pictures while driving home.
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
... Murder?
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I'm tempted to short $KO. I think high fructose corn syrup is going away if he's confirmed.
November 15, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Sup fam. We done with elon's bs?
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 AM
It's funny. I watched the full series subbed in 2000, but it was all dubbed in Korean. Every time I see Takumi, I head Itsuki referring to him as "Hyun Ah".
March 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I have heard tell of coyotes, but Detroit isn't known for its wildlife.
March 7, 2024 at 1:53 AM
But the cutest cat Daddy was responsible for, was Freddy. He was captured, and Freddy lives with a friend now.

This is Freddy. Just lookit dat face!
March 6, 2024 at 11:34 AM