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usurper.bsky.social
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@usurper.bsky.social
(bzzzt/tvvt/vrrrrrrr) This account intentionally obscures my identity.

During the water wars of 2036, I am going to find and kill the grandchildren of the rich
Oh, also, Card Sharp is goated
December 5, 2024 at 4:06 AM
To answer your question definitively, yes. There are definitely coyotes in Detroit. My spouse took these pictures while driving home.
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
But the cutest cat Daddy was responsible for, was Freddy. He was captured, and Freddy lives with a friend now.

This is Freddy. Just lookit dat face!
March 6, 2024 at 11:34 AM
The reason he's called Daddy Kitty: this cat fucks. At first I didn't think anything of Daddy kitty moving in to my yard, but soon he started making babies. I've started TNR after completing a course and caught 11 cats :v

Here's pictures of them all. They're also adorable.
March 6, 2024 at 11:32 AM
His name is "Daddy Kitty". He handsome.
March 6, 2024 at 6:01 AM