Ulysses S. Longtorso
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Ulysses S. Longtorso
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Primary Every Senator. This lot doesn’t care to save us from the Nazis.

Be Anti-Fascist.
Fight the Nazis.
Liberate America.
I believe the recipe is:
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Yes. And he has the keys to The Kraken.
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My wife has received countless messages of support from white colleagues since Trump’s second ascendancy.

Every one of those messages was quite privately and discretely delivered.

But without pie.
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
There is no Sanctuary.
All dead.
June 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Everyone should GTFO of downtown DC for the weekend.
Make it a ghost town (apart from the stormtroopers).
June 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
May 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump Cabinet:
April 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM