Ulysses S. Longtorso
@uslongtorso.bsky.social
Primary Every Senator. This lot doesn’t care to save us from the Nazis.
Be Anti-Fascist.
Fight the Nazis.
Liberate America.
Be Anti-Fascist.
Fight the Nazis.
Liberate America.
I believe the recipe is:
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I believe the recipe is:
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
Senior partner at Wolf, Ram & Hart
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Senior partner at Wolf, Ram & Hart
My timeline has suggestions!
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My timeline has suggestions!
I truly wish there was a Hell waiting for Donny. If only.
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I truly wish there was a Hell waiting for Donny. If only.
October 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Quote with your first anime.
October 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Quote with your first anime.
"People of Palestine, your attention, please. As you will no doubt be aware, our plans for development require the building of express routes through your lands. And regrettably, your cities are scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
September 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"People of Palestine, your attention, please. As you will no doubt be aware, our plans for development require the building of express routes through your lands. And regrettably, your cities are scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
They're just errand boys
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
They're just errand boys
It’s the Nazi playbook.
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s the Nazi playbook.
If anyone knows, please let me know which products - other than "The Doomgrinder" - contain a version of this lovely Sam Wood map of Greyhawk and the Cairn Hills!
September 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If anyone knows, please let me know which products - other than "The Doomgrinder" - contain a version of this lovely Sam Wood map of Greyhawk and the Cairn Hills!
Better yet: buy a pack of cigarettes, light one, take a tiny drag off it, then quit and become a “former smoker.”
“Former smoker” is currently on JFK Brainworm’s fake CDC’s list of vaccine-eligible chronic conditions.
As is obesity, chronic inactivity, depression,…
“Former smoker” is currently on JFK Brainworm’s fake CDC’s list of vaccine-eligible chronic conditions.
As is obesity, chronic inactivity, depression,…
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Better yet: buy a pack of cigarettes, light one, take a tiny drag off it, then quit and become a “former smoker.”
“Former smoker” is currently on JFK Brainworm’s fake CDC’s list of vaccine-eligible chronic conditions.
As is obesity, chronic inactivity, depression,…
“Former smoker” is currently on JFK Brainworm’s fake CDC’s list of vaccine-eligible chronic conditions.
As is obesity, chronic inactivity, depression,…
Yes. And he has the keys to The Kraken.
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Yes. And he has the keys to The Kraken.
Asking politely at 7:04am.
August 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Asking politely at 7:04am.
Don’t tread on my sandwich
August 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Don’t tread on my sandwich
“Go to the kitchen and make me something quick and simple to eat, will you? Two slices of bread with something in between.”
“What, like Gerald, Lord Sandwich, had the other day?”
“Yes, a few rounds of Gerald's.”
“What, like Gerald, Lord Sandwich, had the other day?”
“Yes, a few rounds of Gerald's.”
August 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Go to the kitchen and make me something quick and simple to eat, will you? Two slices of bread with something in between.”
“What, like Gerald, Lord Sandwich, had the other day?”
“Yes, a few rounds of Gerald's.”
“What, like Gerald, Lord Sandwich, had the other day?”
“Yes, a few rounds of Gerald's.”
My wife has received countless messages of support from white colleagues since Trump’s second ascendancy.
Every one of those messages was quite privately and discretely delivered.
But without pie.
Every one of those messages was quite privately and discretely delivered.
But without pie.
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My wife has received countless messages of support from white colleagues since Trump’s second ascendancy.
Every one of those messages was quite privately and discretely delivered.
But without pie.
Every one of those messages was quite privately and discretely delivered.
But without pie.
possibly worth noting:
July 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
possibly worth noting:
There is no Sanctuary.
All dead.
All dead.
June 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There is no Sanctuary.
All dead.
All dead.
Everyone should GTFO of downtown DC for the weekend.
Make it a ghost town (apart from the stormtroopers).
Make it a ghost town (apart from the stormtroopers).
June 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Everyone should GTFO of downtown DC for the weekend.
Make it a ghost town (apart from the stormtroopers).
Make it a ghost town (apart from the stormtroopers).
Owned by Trump.
April 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Owned by Trump.
Safety? Boring!!!
April 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Safety? Boring!!!
Trump Cabinet:
April 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Trump Cabinet: