@useyourbrainplease.bsky.social
Reposted
Reposted
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
Reposted
One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.
September 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.
Reposted
Reposted
“We’re grateful to RFK Jr.—otherwise we might put something unnatural into our bodies, like vaccines.”
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“We’re grateful to RFK Jr.—otherwise we might put something unnatural into our bodies, like vaccines.”
Reposted
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
Reposted
$200 million for a handful of unremarkable right wing trolls while real reporters get shitcanned en masse
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Bari Weiss seeks more than $200mn for media start-up The Free Press
‘Anti-woke’ journalist holds talks with incoming CBS owner David Ellison over sale of new media venture
www.ft.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
$200 million for a handful of unremarkable right wing trolls while real reporters get shitcanned en masse
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Reposted
Good night 💤
“Politics is so much weirder than show business. With show business, you know it’s all fake. In politics, they believe the fake.”
Robin Williams
“Politics is so much weirder than show business. With show business, you know it’s all fake. In politics, they believe the fake.”
Robin Williams
June 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Good night 💤
“Politics is so much weirder than show business. With show business, you know it’s all fake. In politics, they believe the fake.”
Robin Williams
“Politics is so much weirder than show business. With show business, you know it’s all fake. In politics, they believe the fake.”
Robin Williams
Reposted
The spin has already started as if our entire city is in chaos. I went from Burbank all the way over to Koreatown on surface streets tonight and jackshit was happening. The CNN coverage makes it look like world war 3 and that’s what Trump wants so he and his fucking goons can come shoot Angelenos.
June 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The spin has already started as if our entire city is in chaos. I went from Burbank all the way over to Koreatown on surface streets tonight and jackshit was happening. The CNN coverage makes it look like world war 3 and that’s what Trump wants so he and his fucking goons can come shoot Angelenos.
Reposted
Tariffs are taxation without representation. We wrote a whole Declaration of Independence about it. Threw tea in the harbor and everything.
May 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Tariffs are taxation without representation. We wrote a whole Declaration of Independence about it. Threw tea in the harbor and everything.
Reposted
Reposted
Something to think about when we can’t use our parks this summer.
April 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Something to think about when we can’t use our parks this summer.
Reposted
Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.
April 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.
Reposted
Reposted
If a law firm won't risk everything to defend itself, what makes you think it will risk anything to defend you?
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If a law firm won't risk everything to defend itself, what makes you think it will risk anything to defend you?
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
Reposted
Reposted
If the president can't constitutionally sign something with an autopen because autopens didn't exist in the eighteenth century, then of course he can't constitutionally sign a bill with a Sharpie, either.
March 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If the president can't constitutionally sign something with an autopen because autopens didn't exist in the eighteenth century, then of course he can't constitutionally sign a bill with a Sharpie, either.
Reposted
The White House claims planes bearing migrants to El Salvador were in international waters off the Yucatán, so that’s why they ignored the court order to turn them around.
International waters, eh? Isn’t that the Gulf of *America* now?
International waters, eh? Isn’t that the Gulf of *America* now?
March 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The White House claims planes bearing migrants to El Salvador were in international waters off the Yucatán, so that’s why they ignored the court order to turn them around.
International waters, eh? Isn’t that the Gulf of *America* now?
International waters, eh? Isn’t that the Gulf of *America* now?
Reposted
So this was a campaign promise not an observation.
March 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So this was a campaign promise not an observation.
Reposted
Reposted
I used to respect the office of the president regardless of who occupied it. But after what SCOTUS did to the office of the president, I don’t respect the office, either.
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I used to respect the office of the president regardless of who occupied it. But after what SCOTUS did to the office of the president, I don’t respect the office, either.
Reposted
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
Reposted
Just so we are clear - the reason why JD Vance has constantly refused to go to Ukraine is because he is a coward. He would NEVER go there and meet with their soldiers or talk with their leaders. Because their courage and integrity would show him for what he is - a sniveling jerk.
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just so we are clear - the reason why JD Vance has constantly refused to go to Ukraine is because he is a coward. He would NEVER go there and meet with their soldiers or talk with their leaders. Because their courage and integrity would show him for what he is - a sniveling jerk.
Reposted
