never fucked up once
@useyourallusion.bsky.social
nice fuckin model
The NJPW English play by play guy sounds like Dane Cook and it’s extremely distracting
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The NJPW English play by play guy sounds like Dane Cook and it’s extremely distracting
Buy The Crust
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Buy The Crust
Thank you Jiffy Lube
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Thank you Jiffy Lube
The Democratic Party loves to send me fundraising emails for someone named Heidi Hall, whose name I can’t help but sing to the tune of Minnie the Moocher
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Democratic Party loves to send me fundraising emails for someone named Heidi Hall, whose name I can’t help but sing to the tune of Minnie the Moocher
Thought the vision in my left eye was getting blurry but my glasses were just smudged
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thought the vision in my left eye was getting blurry but my glasses were just smudged
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Beware the Ides of March
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Beware the Ides of March
Few things make you feel dumber than spinning in a full circle trying to figure out which elevator dinged
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Few things make you feel dumber than spinning in a full circle trying to figure out which elevator dinged
At the airport early and every place that sells beer is under renovation 👎
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At the airport early and every place that sells beer is under renovation 👎
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Hate when the Tibia Mariner summons these guys
October 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hate when the Tibia Mariner summons these guys
Tell 'em to recreate me in a couple hundred years when we’re all dead
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tell 'em to recreate me in a couple hundred years when we’re all dead
All the gunk in my chest has made its way to my nose
October 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All the gunk in my chest has made its way to my nose
This is tonight
My journey from "not having Autechre tickets" to "having Autechre tickets" was long and arduous, but thankfully is over
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is tonight
S.N.C by Darkside
2 minutes 45 seconds
2 minutes 45 seconds
bart simpson from the simpsons is walking down a street
ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons is walking down a street
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
S.N.C by Darkside
2 minutes 45 seconds
2 minutes 45 seconds
Recession indicator
October 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Recession indicator
My wife’s in the shed
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My wife’s in the shed
Elon Musk to island
September 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Elon Musk to island
It can only good happen
September 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It can only good happen
I saw the clip of Trump going on about tariffs at this thing and thought it was pretty crass and disrespectful. Then I realized that to these people, Trump showing up and rambling incoherently about his personal grievances is actually the greatest honor he could bestow on them.
honestly the simultaneously truest, funniest, most fitting, and most damning thing you can say about this is: he would have wanted it this way
September 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I saw the clip of Trump going on about tariffs at this thing and thought it was pretty crass and disrespectful. Then I realized that to these people, Trump showing up and rambling incoherently about his personal grievances is actually the greatest honor he could bestow on them.