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if animals and their evolution are so great then why did no animal grow wheels?
August 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
if animals and their evolution are so great then why did no animal grow wheels?
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Ante la ola de calor que azota España a finales de junio, las autoridades recomiendan hidratarse, evitar salir a la calle en las horas centrales del día y no votar a partidos que niegan el cambio climático.
June 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ante la ola de calor que azota España a finales de junio, las autoridades recomiendan hidratarse, evitar salir a la calle en las horas centrales del día y no votar a partidos que niegan el cambio climático.
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
how are you doing brother?
May 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
how are you doing brother?
all these pets just suffering from Stockholm syndrome
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
all these pets just suffering from Stockholm syndrome
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there has been exactly one good TED talk in the history of TED talks and it was the guy who was like "instead of taking two paper towels in the bathroom, take one and fold it a couple times" and he was right, it works, and you use one less towel. that's the only good one
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
there has been exactly one good TED talk in the history of TED talks and it was the guy who was like "instead of taking two paper towels in the bathroom, take one and fold it a couple times" and he was right, it works, and you use one less towel. that's the only good one
Just got off the phone with @marinelepenoff12.bsky.social Have offered her position as co-director of doge
March 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just got off the phone with @marinelepenoff12.bsky.social Have offered her position as co-director of doge
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The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
Elon just told me that he can never tell when a woman orgasms. Apparently, they always tell him afterwards that they came many times, though...
March 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Elon just told me that he can never tell when a woman orgasms. Apparently, they always tell him afterwards that they came many times, though...
And the worst thing is that I'm very proud of what I've achieved in my first month
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February 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And the worst thing is that I'm very proud of what I've achieved in my first month
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Finally figured out the whole greenland dilemma. Gonna rename it to red-white-blue-land and plant a star-studded flag in there #makeamericagreatagain
January 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Finally figured out the whole greenland dilemma. Gonna rename it to red-white-blue-land and plant a star-studded flag in there #makeamericagreatagain
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I think Elon's radicalisation started only because he was so bitterly disappointed for not being allowed into Berghain two years ago
Elon Musk "refused" Berghain entry, criticises the Berlin club's 'PEACE' sign
The Tesla CEO has been in Berlin on a party weekend
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February 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I think Elon's radicalisation started only because he was so bitterly disappointed for not being allowed into Berghain two years ago
I think Elon's radicalisation started only because he was so bitterly disappointed for not being allowed into Berghain two years ago
Elon Musk "refused" Berghain entry, criticises the Berlin club's 'PEACE' sign
The Tesla CEO has been in Berlin on a party weekend
mixmag.net
February 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I think Elon's radicalisation started only because he was so bitterly disappointed for not being allowed into Berghain two years ago
I suspect medical students do not actually have to attend classes. Treating their friends' little ailments sufficiently prepares them for life as a doctor...
January 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I suspect medical students do not actually have to attend classes. Treating their friends' little ailments sufficiently prepares them for life as a doctor...
Finally figured out the whole greenland dilemma. Gonna rename it to red-white-blue-land and plant a star-studded flag in there #makeamericagreatagain
January 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Finally figured out the whole greenland dilemma. Gonna rename it to red-white-blue-land and plant a star-studded flag in there #makeamericagreatagain
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has anyone figured out yet what the two different trays in washing machines are for?
January 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
has anyone figured out yet what the two different trays in washing machines are for?