Keith Langenwalter
ursaeagle.bsky.social
Keith Langenwalter
@ursaeagle.bsky.social
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Hey look! It’s the Aliigator Auschwitz job posting. Wouldn’t want to like jam that operation up or anything.

www.indeed.com/viewjob?from...
July 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Many native-born American immigration lawyers have received official letters from the government demanding that they self-deport. Apparently DHS used a list of aliens including many who listed their attorneys’ contact info by way of a care-of address.

The country’s in the very best of hands.
Mass. attorney says DHS told her to self-deport, despite U.S. citizenship
Anyone can imagine the U.S. born Nicole Macheroni's surprise when she says she received an emailed letter from the Department of Homeland Security, telling her to self-deport within 7 days.
www.wcvb.com
April 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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They're going with what Trump wanted to do in March 2020 with COVID but now with the chickens!
March 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Time to stock up and freeze chicken everyone.
But University of Georgia's Daniel Perez told us that another idea floated by officials was more likely to result in dangerous bird flu mutations

Kennedy talked about "the possibility of letting it run through the flock" and preserving birds that are immune

www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr. warns vaccinating poultry for bird flu could backfire
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. warned vaccines could turn "birds into mutant factories."
www.cbsnews.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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In addition to being civic degenerates these people are in every case infantile, sloppy and incompetent. Grand flourishes of performative cruelty followed by entitled pleas of "I don't know how to do this. Can you help?"
New: The Energy Department is seeking to bring back nuclear energy specialists after abruptly telling hundreds of workers that their jobs were eliminated, according to two people familiar with the matter
Dismissed Nuclear Bomb Specialists Recalled by Energy Department
The Energy Department is seeking to bring back nuclear energy specialists after abruptly telling hundreds of workers that their jobs were eliminated, according to two people familiar with the matter.
www.bloomberg.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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NEW: A military fighter jet has crashed into San Diego Bay. This is the 6th plane collision (and 2nd military collision) since Trump took office.
Military fighter jet crashes into San Diego Bay off Point Loma coast
An ABC 10News crew was at the scene reporting on another story when they saw what appeared to be a military aircraft crash into the water.
www.10news.com
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!
February 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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This concise and informative excerpt from the New Republic’s Alex Shephard should get everybody caught up on the government coup currently in progress. Required reading.
February 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Just got this tip from an airline pilot
January 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM