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21+ thanks!
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
me when
February 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The “just date your homeboy” talking point that comes up so often in cishet convos about dating will never not get a big ole exasperated sigh from me

Just flatten the landscape of the issue with a steamroller, why don’t you
February 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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so it continues*
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The cops who responded to the call came into the women’s restroom to investigate.

Both of them cis men. With guns, btw, in case that was unclear.
Just saw a tiktok of a cis, Black woman who had the cops called on her for being in the women’s restroom. She’s a stud.

And so it begins.
February 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just saw a tiktok of a cis, Black woman who had the cops called on her for being in the women’s restroom. She’s a stud.

And so it begins.
February 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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and two makes a trend!!!!
February 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
For me, easy tv means light but consistent plot, I can drop-in to any episode after initial watch, & a roughly 60/40 split between comedy & requiring full attention:

Girlfriends
Schitt’s Creek
Golden Girls
Fresh Prince of Bel-air
Parks & Rec
New Girl
Broad City
My Wife & Kids
Grace & Frankie
Cheers
Now that I have some free time I need a show I can watch while I work. What are some easy tv yall are watching?
February 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit
February 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m so grateful to have a love ethic that doesn’t hold perceived self-love as a precursor to being loved
February 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
talk all the shit you’d like about commercial gyms but those of you who are training in those private gyms with thin blue line flags on the wall need to be so, so, sososo quiet
February 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I feel trapped in a job I hate. While I know this isn’t a unique experience by any means, it still absolutely sucks.
February 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There’s no polite way to speak about the insidious nature of the Hinge algorithm
February 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
republicans are red,
democrats are blue,
call me a guillotine,
cause i only want head from you 😗
I’ve been slacking on #ValentinesSpiritWeek.
In honor of it being Skeetheart Gram Day! 🫶🏾🫶🏾 A poem for my crush 😘
February 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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roses are red
spiders make me holler
put ya pussy lips on live
i’ll give ya a thousand dollas
I’ve been slacking on #ValentinesSpiritWeek.
In honor of it being Skeetheart Gram Day! 🫶🏾🫶🏾 A poem for my crush 😘
February 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
All of it is Bad™, but this particular effect of AI really chaps my ass.

It reminds me of being in grade school when my English teacher called my _mother_, because she just could not believe that I knew how to string sentences together.
over on linkedin they've been doing the "are em dashes evidence of AI-written copy" for months now and I just came across a man who said "I've been a writer for 20 years and literally only heard of the em dash once everyone started talking about it here" and somehow I'M the one who's unemployed
February 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I always imagine my journal like one of the anthropomorphic characters from Beauty & the Beast, and it lets out a big ole sigh every time it sees me waxing poetic about the same situation over and over again
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!

with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
February 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This is the return of the Yankee Cowboy 🤠
February 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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45 minutes ⏰ Secret link sign up 👇

bit.ly/cola-email
February 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I intended to take 3 grams of maca and accidentally took 8 because I took my glasses off to clean them while I was weighing stuff on my food scale

😦
February 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I leave bsky for one day and come back to find y’all are on here beating @deriiu.bsky.social with a pillowcase full of unripe oranges LET HER GET UP DAMN
February 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM