Urban Pantheist
@urbpan.bsky.social
I love ALL of nature’s abominations
Depression avoidance challenge: last day of “vacation” (torpedoed by family emergency)
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Depression avoidance challenge: last day of “vacation” (torpedoed by family emergency)
Is it too early for me to complain about Xmas crap?
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is it too early for me to complain about Xmas crap?
Everyone remembers that Larry Summers has always been a scumbag right?
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Everyone remembers that Larry Summers has always been a scumbag right?
This hospital room is a lot like all the others, except it’s 1000 miles from my home and car
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This hospital room is a lot like all the others, except it’s 1000 miles from my home and car
The airport is a great place to be reminded how many people don’t seem to have an indoor voice
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The airport is a great place to be reminded how many people don’t seem to have an indoor voice
Should it take longer than 50 years to get used to being cold for more than half the year?
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Should it take longer than 50 years to get used to being cold for more than half the year?
Reposted by Urban Pantheist
Is anyone concerned that Trump is acting like “if I’m not gonna live forever, no one’s gonna live”?
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Is anyone concerned that Trump is acting like “if I’m not gonna live forever, no one’s gonna live”?
I told my therapist about it and he basically said “yeah your job is impossible lol”
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I told my therapist about it and he basically said “yeah your job is impossible lol”
It is impossible for me to describe my job neutrally without it sounding like I’m bitterly complaining
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It is impossible for me to describe my job neutrally without it sounding like I’m bitterly complaining
Realizing I’ve become too old to dress as a cartoon dad is not a great headspace for this Halloween party
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Realizing I’ve become too old to dress as a cartoon dad is not a great headspace for this Halloween party
I didn’t really need a reminder that a “young republican” is a 40 year old who thinks hitler is cool, but here we are again.
October 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I didn’t really need a reminder that a “young republican” is a 40 year old who thinks hitler is cool, but here we are again.
For the 1500th time in a row, I realized too late that I am insufficiently tall to attend concerts that do not have seating
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
For the 1500th time in a row, I realized too late that I am insufficiently tall to attend concerts that do not have seating
Support state universities!(by paying their outrageous parking fees and/or tickets)
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Support state universities!(by paying their outrageous parking fees and/or tickets)
Coming in on my day off to drop in on the party for our beloved departing ceo, still found myself taking fried dough away from the dumpster peacock
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Coming in on my day off to drop in on the party for our beloved departing ceo, still found myself taking fried dough away from the dumpster peacock
Chuck D and Jerry Garcia
Alan Tudyk and Flavor Flav (which is funny because @urbpan.bsky.social shares a bday with Chuck D)
Bob Dylan and Alfred Molina I guess
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Chuck D and Jerry Garcia
The left wing circular firing squad is just a metaphor
September 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The left wing circular firing squad is just a metaphor
Reposted by Urban Pantheist
I hope everyone enjoys one channel with nothing but Oral Roberts and Hee Haw.
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I hope everyone enjoys one channel with nothing but Oral Roberts and Hee Haw.
I don’t like Christmas, skiing, or being cold. What’s the best alternative for trying to enjoy the winter?
September 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don’t like Christmas, skiing, or being cold. What’s the best alternative for trying to enjoy the winter?
Let’s stop talking about this right on right crime and let them sort out their own mess
September 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Let’s stop talking about this right on right crime and let them sort out their own mess
Based on all the performative upset and rage, especially on behalf of the president, I’m calling this one a false flag.
September 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Based on all the performative upset and rage, especially on behalf of the president, I’m calling this one a false flag.
The fact that people are pretending that they believe all life is precious is nauseating
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The fact that people are pretending that they believe all life is precious is nauseating
All the animals you like to look at depend on all the animals you don’t
August 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
All the animals you like to look at depend on all the animals you don’t
I wish it would rain, this global environmental catastrophe is impinging on my monetized hobby 🍄🍄🟫🍄
August 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I wish it would rain, this global environmental catastrophe is impinging on my monetized hobby 🍄🍄🟫🍄
Just had the weird feeling of delight at witnessing a new-to-me insect behavior then contort into dread as I realized that I’m the pest control guy and it’s my problem now
August 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just had the weird feeling of delight at witnessing a new-to-me insect behavior then contort into dread as I realized that I’m the pest control guy and it’s my problem now