Dylan Koblank
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Dylan Koblank
@upper90wood.works
Woodworker, Dad, Columbus Crew, & Liverpool FC supporter. YNWA.

I make wooden things. And sometimes I sell them. Currently producing and selling a collection of lovely wooden bookmarks.

https://upper90wood.works
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Really feeling this lately. Tolkien lived through the worst and had a deep understanding of despair. And hope.
Good. As a Liverpool fan, I found it difficult after Henderson left to give a shit about anything he had to say. Liverpool legend, but that doesn’t change the fact that he ruined his reputation and legacy by going to Saudi Arabia. Perhaps him and Bill Burr can have a pity party together.
Jordan Henderson has revealed he felt unable to watch Liverpool games on television after leaving the club in 2023.

“It felt like a breakup,” he explained.

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October 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
For years I’ve put off watching My Dinner With Andre. Having now watched it, I understand it’s not for everyone. The first half was a struggle. It can be boring. But the second half really hit for me, and even 44 years later, some of the struggles discussed are as relevant now as they were then.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this, QRP with a gif of your first ever anime.
September 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Don’t worry guys. #Crew96 could make the playoffs even if they lose. 👍
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I don’t think this starting #Crew96 lineup could score 25 goals over an entire season. They look terrible with the ball.
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’d still run through (into) a brick wall for Nancy. Gotta trust he can pull this around for #Crew96. Even if we miss the playoffs or bow out quickly, I hope the fans/ownership don’t turn against him because that will be worse than any game result.
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I know it’s a road game on a baseball field reffed by Boiko, but that feels like a missed opportunity for #Crew96. Arfsten was invisible and disappointing. Tired from USMNT camp?
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Prepping this #Crew96 photo, just in case it’s needed tonight with Boiko in charge.
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I still subscribe to the belief that Daniel Gazdag deserves a full offseason with #Crew96 before a verdict can be given on him, but he is not enough of a difference maker to deserve a DP spot.
August 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Quiz: Does #Crew96 play more passes forward, or backward?
August 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Relief #carving and #F1 on a lovely Saturday morning. Not a bad way to start the long weekend.

#woodworking
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Operation prairie thunder circling an army helicopter (call sign 72258) over #siouxfalls again this evening.
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Reminder not to let #Crew96 results affect your mental health Crew fans.
August 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The energy and quality of play certainly rose once Ali entered play, but #Crew96 needs to play with that desire for 90 minutes. Not good enough Columbus. Get your shit together.
August 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Pessimism subsiding. 15 minutes.
I like the #Crew96 subs. Can’t help but feel pessimistic though.
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I like the #Crew96 subs. Can’t help but feel pessimistic though.
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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ALT: a flag with a red triangle in the middle of it
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August 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Is Lucas the last player to score a free kick for #Crew96?
August 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
#Crew96 continuing their poor form against another terrible MLS team team. This attack is so boring to watch.
August 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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If, like me, you spent your formative teenage years in youth groups and church, and it left you not feeling great about yourself with neurosis hard to share, @jasonkirk.fyi absolutely nails the relief we feel. It reads like how "Up The Wolves" by @themountaingoats.bsky.social sounds and feels.
August 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bringing Up Baby is one of my all time favorites that I could always rewatch. Hard to believe it’s 87 years old.
I think it's accurate to say that each of us has older films we just plain vibe with, although which those are will not necessarily be the same for everyone. The Philadelphia Story is one of my Top Ten films and there are a ton of people my age and under who it bores the ever-living fuck out of.
But sometimes you don’t have to work at it to appreciate the movies! I just did my first watch of The 39 Steps (1935) and HOLY MOLY is that entertaining as all get out! Point is, you won’t know if you don’t try, and the person who gave the quoted opinion obviously doesn’t have the energy to try.
August 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It’s really great of Jordan Henderson doing his best to spread soccer to the Premier League.
Jordan Henderson is back in the Premier League with Brentford...
August 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
To piggyback off of that LA politician talking to Son, I’m curious if Wessam Abou Ali has any plans to help #Crew96 and/or the USMNT win the World Cup next year?
🇵🇸 Palestine int'l forward Wessam Abou Ali has received his visa and is now eligible to make his Columbus Crew debut.

Abou Ali is traveling to Columbus and will join first team training.

Crew's next match is this weekend against Toronto.
August 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
SOMEFX
Slightly diminish a band:

The Dung Beetles
slightly diminish a bad:

Pennyback
August 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How he died? Israel murdered people who needed food in their genocidal attacks. That’s how he and many women and children and innocent men continue to die.
August 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM