Dylan Koblank
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upper90wood.works
Dylan Koblank
@upper90wood.works
Woodworker, Dad, Columbus Crew, & Liverpool FC supporter. YNWA.

I make wooden things. And sometimes I sell them. Currently producing and selling a collection of lovely wooden bookmarks.

https://upper90wood.works
For years I’ve put off watching My Dinner With Andre. Having now watched it, I understand it’s not for everyone. The first half was a struggle. It can be boring. But the second half really hit for me, and even 44 years later, some of the struggles discussed are as relevant now as they were then.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Prepping this #Crew96 photo, just in case it’s needed tonight with Boiko in charge.
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Relief #carving and #F1 on a lovely Saturday morning. Not a bad way to start the long weekend.

#woodworking
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Operation prairie thunder circling an army helicopter (call sign 72258) over #siouxfalls again this evening.
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Latest build: some cherry picture frames - framing up some National Park prints that I saved from a 2011 calendar. Corner splines are Katalox, which I’ve never used before but I think is good for small detail work like this.

Really proud of how these turned out.

#woodworking #nationalparks
August 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
#Crew96 LEGENDS. I presume Eddie Gaven and Danny O Rourke were unavailable.
July 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Watched A Simple favor last night with Anna Kendrick & Blake Lively, and an early conversation stood out.

A tale in 3 parts.
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Sometimes simplicity is best.
June 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Based off the #Crew96 news from earlier today, I mocked up a quick desktop 1920x1080 wallpaper for anyone interested.
June 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Since I’m in that kind of mood this morning, here’s historical away points and ppg for #Crew96.

I think it’s clear Nancy changes things but it’s more than just away/home. Columbus plays their game no matter what & I absolutely love the mindset. Home? Toronto? Away? LAFC? Doesn’t matter.
May 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Maybe this is elsewhere but I was curious so I mocked up a quick MLS away form table. A lot of heat about #Crew96 only leaving with a point last night, but they are getting the results. It’s still early days, but grinding out these tough points is going to pay off during the away heavy summer.
May 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When using your bandsaw, don’t forget to tension the blade. Don’t ask me how I know. Could have been a dumber mistake I guess.
May 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The American Dairy Farmers Association says fuck terrorism.

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May 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I needed a new planer sled for a secret project I’m working on. So, one 12” x 6’ piece of melamine later, I have one. I even experimented with dadoing and inserting the front cleat (part of the melamine I offcut). Probably overkill but that’s okay. Can’t wait to share the project.
April 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This would be gross for me to post. To have it posted by the White House is just beyond the pale. Vance is such a LARPing imbecile.
March 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I haven’t been a fan of Ubisoft in many years but this is just hilarious. Unfortunately I don’t think Musk is intelligent enough to feel the burn.
March 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I make wooden bookmarks out of interesting wood. They’re a fun accessory to add to reading physical books. Less useful if you read with audiobooks or digitally :)

upper90wood.works
March 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just a bit of prep before a family D&D session on this snowy March afternoon.
March 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Interested to see Moreira on the bench. Hope to see him at the half or 60th minute.

Also, if you're watching the #crew96 match on Apple TV, remember to switch to the radio announcer feed. The experience is always so much better with Chris Doran on the call.
March 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yevhen Cheberko and Dylan Chambost out here getting casually overlooked. Congrats to Mo Farsi though who had a great assist for #crew96.
March 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Halftime stats courtesy of FotMob. Nice passing from #crew96
March 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Good news #crew96 fans. Neil Sika back on the call for Saturday's away match against the Revolution.
February 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Shoresy is one of the most surprising shows I've watched in a long time. I recently just finished the season 4 finale and I often forget how excellent the music is.
February 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM