Had a visitor tonight in Chermside. A ringtail possum decided to raid my partner's garden. She gets woken up to the sound of claws on the screen door, where this big-balled idiot is trying to escape. I get out the gardening gloves and a towel, and then have a calming chat with the lad.

A therapy sword is nice, but if you really want to get to the root of your mental health issues, use a cognitive behavioral halberd ☺️

Just remembered that the video for polite dance song exists. Thanks @aynrandy.boontavista.com that shit has stuck to my brain like mould

I didn't see "autism pogrom" becoming part of the American Nightmare so soon. maybe thats on me.

Hello! The US housing market has gotten very expensive, but I still dream of one day owning a home in a walkable neighborhood. In that spirit, I'm offering my consulting services. If you support the Trump tariffs, I can help you find US suppliers. Let me show you some examples. 🧵

Rilke <3

A fake billionaire is letting a fake genius destroy America because a bunch of fake patriots are too stupid, too entitled and too hateful to understand the difference between what is fake news and what is fact.

I went hiking and found the Piper Comanche wreck near Brisbane! Challenging, rewarding, wild, and only like three leeches. Take more than a litre of water, though...

#hiking #Brisbane #fungifriends

Watching the way Threads is progressing right now is like watching someone make bad decisions in a horror movie and you have no way of stopping it

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.

DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*

In a way the hole is the most important part of the ass

Other corvids are nice too. 🪶

Tawny youngster (on the left) and Dad cuddling up this morning in a grey, damp Brisbane. #auswildlife #auswild #wildoz

Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun