TODAY’S WEATHER: Flying ketchup forecast
Babbling Batman was offended because Zelenskyy talked to Robin, who stood on his hind legs & snapped at the affront to his master.

I’m so glad we prevented the gigantic imminent threat of Hunter’s laptop by electing such a pair of intellectual statesmen.

Here’s a gene pool that needs to be surrounded by a fence made of “SWIMMING PROHIBITED” signs.

Here’s another 60+ (and growing…!) list of accounts so awful Trump would nominate them to lead any department where they can be least effective. You know what to do. :)

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Unbelievable.
I know MAGAs were infiltrating IMDb & downvoting “woke” movies that weren’t about Benghazi or Trump saving America or some other jingoistic nonsense.
But I didn’t know Bath & Body Works was a *liberal* company that was hiring immigrants to eff up our shipments on purpose until today.

A note to corporate media hoping for “access” to Trump: you can cover the dumpster fire without jumping into the dumpster.

This.

Oh boy. This again. 🙄
Please, no direct messages (DMs) unless we know each other already. I’m not here to date you, finance your business or look at your porn. DMing somebody you’ve never met is like climbing in their window to introduce yourself.

Yeah, and after asking for 11K votes last time.

If you can see any of the accounts they’re referring to, block ‘em. Most of them seem to have already made somebody’s list, but they’re always making new accounts. (I used to see right wing trolls with 5-10 identical profiles on FB.)

Let’s get it trending, then…!
#IQ45

I was hoping I wouldn’t have to say this here, but having seen a couple of Trumpy accounts clodhopping around the village, I must repeat - MAGAs, MAGA sympathizers, & other hate-mongers will be mocked, then blocked. (But not before I save the most humiliating screenshots.) #NoMAGAs #ITakeOutTheTrash

Don’t be afraid! RFK Jr.’s gonna focus on nutrition, everybody! 😂
I can’t wait to see how the Trumpaholics respond when this guy bans their Twinkies. Other than that, still flummoxed that a man who sounds like he lives on scalding water, Tabasco & LimeAway is gonna be Health Czar.

Finally deleted my stealth X account. Elon’s minions have been deleting my replies & hiding most of my posts while shoveling a lot of crap from Tucker Carlson et al into my newsfeed. I already have the screenshots, so it’s not like I need to see 800 racists posting the same crap every day.

A highlight from that other thing I used to use.

OK, is this finally a place where we can tell RW douchebags to fuck off without having to censor it? Getting a little tired of having to say “Go F yourself” to somebody who’s spent the last hour calling me a c you next Tuesday with the actual word. Not letting report-happy Repubs on here would help.

Donald Trump's America: traitors writing foreign policy, racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, polluters writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, a hired goon heading the department of justice and One Fucking Moron to Rule Them All

Actually haven’t been on XTwit for years. Some idiot Nazis became frustrated by their inability to make me cry, reported me for “threats” & that was the end of my account.

Except for when I started a new one 2 weeks later, reported their (much worse) accounts & got them all 86’d. It was glorious.