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"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things." (1 Corinthians 13:11)
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BREAKING: A federal judge ordered public schools in Texas to remove displays of the Ten Commandments in their classrooms.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Hey MAGA pals-

How does it feel to suddenly love Zohran Mamdani & hate Marjorie Taylor Greene?

That's what you believe now!
Go forth in blind obedience, like you do.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Reminding people in the military and law enforcement of their oath and duty to the Constitution is only a bad thing to someone who wants to rip up the Constitution.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Is he calling for himself to be put to death for January 6th?

I'm confused.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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JD Vance on the same morning Trump calls for execution of elected Democrats: "He's not a violent person:"
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Somebody get this man his binky.
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This should be shocking. This should be a historic moment. But it's just another day in the shadow of this lawless, morally bankrupt regime.
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Orange Julius is in full meltdown mode over on Truth Social. Somebody ought to tell him to be "QUIET, PIGGY!"
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Film the abductees saying their name so their families can locate them, ask where are you taking them.
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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America is not your sugar daddy, Lindsey.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I've shared this one before, but it's worth repeating. In the even that you witness masked thugs attempting to abduct and "disappear" someone without due process, get involved. Have a plan. Document, harrass, and (lawfully) resist this criminal regime every step of the way.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Seems like nosferatu wants the troops to follow unlawful orders.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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He's a total chauvinist. He thinks men are superior to women, and women only have one purpose.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here's the quality of comments my latest upload has garnered. Poe's law is real.

youtube.com/shorts/Z9p5_...
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Demon spawn." youtube.com/shorts/Z9p5_...

Possibly the weirdest and most racist conspiracy theory I have ever had the stomach-churning displeasure of reading up on (and, as it would turn out, bait for some of the most bizarre comments I have ever gotten on YouTube, so far).
Demon Spawn | Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles #shorts #youtubeshorts #nephilim
YouTube video by The Unlucky Legume
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November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Mob boss attacks female reporter again for her “attitude” and says he will ask his FCC commissioner to look into revoking her company’s broadcast license.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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MAGA math.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... a Demon? youtube.com/shorts/R0ZUt...

The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... a Demon? | Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles
YouTube video by The Unlucky Legume
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November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Here's Your Sign. youtube.com/shorts/ZZylQ...

The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
Here's Your Sign | Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles #shorts #debunkingmyths
YouTube video by The Unlucky Legume
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November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Yeasty demons.

The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
At the sound of the trumpet....

The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM