The Unlucky Legume
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"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things." (1 Corinthians 13:11)
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Orange Julius is in full meltdown mode over on Truth Social. Somebody ought to tell him to be "QUIET, PIGGY!"
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Orange Julius is in full meltdown mode over on Truth Social. Somebody ought to tell him to be "QUIET, PIGGY!"
Here's the quality of comments my latest upload has garnered. Poe's law is real.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Here's the quality of comments my latest upload has garnered. Poe's law is real.
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Yeasty demons.
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yeasty demons.
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
At the sound of the trumpet....
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
At the sound of the trumpet....
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
The full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video can be found here: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
A "shocking" discovery.
Full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
Full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A "shocking" discovery.
Full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
Full "Ten of the Weirdest Things I Heard in Fundie Circles" video: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
"Chill" mammoths. Full video: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Chill" mammoths. Full video: youtu.be/dVlF933TbtA
Full video: “Be Not Afraid” youtu.be/bajzBqTgDJk
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Full video: “Be Not Afraid” youtu.be/bajzBqTgDJk
Religion told us that the boogeyman was real....
Full video: youtu.be/bajzBqTgDJk
Full video: youtu.be/bajzBqTgDJk
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Religion told us that the boogeyman was real....
Full video: youtu.be/bajzBqTgDJk
Full video: youtu.be/bajzBqTgDJk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtVM... The orange fellon is live now....
August 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtVM... The orange fellon is live now....
J.D. Vance is on Bluesky now @jd-vance-1.bsky.social . His Twitter confirms that this is real. Please take the time to report him and call him out for being a part of a fascist, criminal regime. Stay professional, please! No threats. Nothing he can share on Twitter to make us look like fools.
June 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
J.D. Vance is on Bluesky now @jd-vance-1.bsky.social . His Twitter confirms that this is real. Please take the time to report him and call him out for being a part of a fascist, criminal regime. Stay professional, please! No threats. Nothing he can share on Twitter to make us look like fools.
These pictures fail to capture just how many people showed up here. Massive turnout in Harrisburg, PA! NO KINGS ✊️
June 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
These pictures fail to capture just how many people showed up here. Massive turnout in Harrisburg, PA! NO KINGS ✊️
I am not much of an artist, but this is the sign I made for today's "No Kings" protest. Now, let's all of us get out there and give the orange would-be dictator the kind of birthday party he deserves!
June 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I am not much of an artist, but this is the sign I made for today's "No Kings" protest. Now, let's all of us get out there and give the orange would-be dictator the kind of birthday party he deserves!
No Kings protests are being planned all over the country. Let's all of us get out there and give the Mad King a birthday he will never forget! www.nokings.org
June 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
No Kings protests are being planned all over the country. Let's all of us get out there and give the Mad King a birthday he will never forget! www.nokings.org
I know that the headline news here is that Senator Padilla was unlawfully assaulted for speaking up, but can we also take a moment to acknowledge what he was speaking up about? Namely, Kristi Noem admitting that THE TRUMP REGIME IS STAGING A MILITARY COUP AGAINST THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA?!
June 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I know that the headline news here is that Senator Padilla was unlawfully assaulted for speaking up, but can we also take a moment to acknowledge what he was speaking up about? Namely, Kristi Noem admitting that THE TRUMP REGIME IS STAGING A MILITARY COUP AGAINST THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA?!
I love it when the fascists fight amongst themselves.
June 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love it when the fascists fight amongst themselves.
Imagine living in a timeline in which the president of the United States shares a post claiming that his predecessor was killed years ago and replaced by "clones, doubles, & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities," and is not immediately removed from office and committed.
June 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Imagine living in a timeline in which the president of the United States shares a post claiming that his predecessor was killed years ago and replaced by "clones, doubles, & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities," and is not immediately removed from office and committed.
Here's an image posted by Trump shortly after a federal court ruled that his tariffs were illegal, claiming that he's "on a mission from God" and that "nothing can stop" him.
May 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Here's an image posted by Trump shortly after a federal court ruled that his tariffs were illegal, claiming that he's "on a mission from God" and that "nothing can stop" him.
Donald Trump took to Truth Social to spew vitriol about Jerome Powell, lie about the cost of living, and urge all of us to "enjoy" the economic apocalypse that he has dragged the world into. This would all be bad enough without his constant gaslighting and gloating.
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Donald Trump took to Truth Social to spew vitriol about Jerome Powell, lie about the cost of living, and urge all of us to "enjoy" the economic apocalypse that he has dragged the world into. This would all be bad enough without his constant gaslighting and gloating.
I don't understand how *anyone* can still support this man. Even if someone were unfathomably evil and got off on the thought of people being lawlessly taken off the streets and thrown into concentration camps, you would think that the buffoonery alone would be too much.
May 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don't understand how *anyone* can still support this man. Even if someone were unfathomably evil and got off on the thought of people being lawlessly taken off the streets and thrown into concentration camps, you would think that the buffoonery alone would be too much.
Does he even know what an "illegal" is? People who came here via the CBP One app came here LEGALLY. Asylum seekers with hearings still pending are here LEGALLY. People with court orders forbidding their deportation are here LEGALLY. The causal cruelty of this lawless chauvinist is terrifying.
May 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Does he even know what an "illegal" is? People who came here via the CBP One app came here LEGALLY. Asylum seekers with hearings still pending are here LEGALLY. People with court orders forbidding their deportation are here LEGALLY. The causal cruelty of this lawless chauvinist is terrifying.
A disproportionate part of what makes me so mad about all of this is the fact that the fascists dismantling our democracy aren't clever or manipulative. They are transparently idiotic, cruel buffoons that were elected not in spite of how cartoonishly horrible and idiotic they are, but because of it.
May 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A disproportionate part of what makes me so mad about all of this is the fact that the fascists dismantling our democracy aren't clever or manipulative. They are transparently idiotic, cruel buffoons that were elected not in spite of how cartoonishly horrible and idiotic they are, but because of it.
I'm not even going to take the time to check his math here. I'm just going to say that this is not the flex that he thinks it is.
May 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm not even going to take the time to check his math here. I'm just going to say that this is not the flex that he thinks it is.
"We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and judges." This shit is beyond terrifying.
May 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and judges." This shit is beyond terrifying.
Foreign films pose "a national security threat?!" I guess Trump doesn't want Americans to appreciate or understand other, non-white cultures. Or maybe he tried to watch "Squid Game" and is now throwing a tantrum because he realized he had to read captions to follow the plot. 🤷♂️🤦
May 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Foreign films pose "a national security threat?!" I guess Trump doesn't want Americans to appreciate or understand other, non-white cultures. Or maybe he tried to watch "Squid Game" and is now throwing a tantrum because he realized he had to read captions to follow the plot. 🤷♂️🤦
What a ridiculous, absurd man the MAGA cult has chosen to deify.
April 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What a ridiculous, absurd man the MAGA cult has chosen to deify.