unlikely darling
unlikely.bsky.social
unlikely darling
@unlikely.bsky.social
cats, bats, tumblr trash

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I know it's besides the point but wtf is a "houseman"?
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That means not rolling over and showing your belly
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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mlb just hoping it all goes away (the publicity not the actual gambling)

bsky.app/profile/jmjo...
Following this weekend’s indictments of Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz, MLB has announced that, in collaboration with major sports books, single pitch wagers are being capped at $200 and excluded from all parlays:
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I can only imagine the prompt to create this AI song was like, "write a song about 9/11 in the style of a Three Days Grace-adjacent 2000s buttrock ballad, but make the lyrics as literal as possible, NO metaphor, just a straightforward retelling of topics associated with the events of 9/11"
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You can't read. You're trying to act like he lost for non-political reasons, but they're saying those things ARE political. You can say "only" until the cows come home, he still lost decisively. Yeah a lot of people are cool with the Islamophobia and misogyny of centrism, not enough for him to win.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
unlike people with self-respect
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I will renew my dad's subscription for Christmas, he's loved it
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM