PR FROM THE VOID
@unknowablegordita.bsky.social
WE HAVE NOT STOPPED PERCEIVING YOU. YOU ARE ALWAYS WITHIN OUR UNSHROUDED GAZE, THANKS TO WARBY PARKER'S AFFORDABLE DESIGNER GLASSES.
PISCES: THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT FOR YOU.
THE PAST DOES TOO.
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE APPEARS AS A BRIGHT, SLITHERING LIGHT THROUGHOUT THE ALL-THAT-IS.
YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY THEM.
THE PAST DOES TOO.
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE APPEARS AS A BRIGHT, SLITHERING LIGHT THROUGHOUT THE ALL-THAT-IS.
YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY THEM.
August 4, 2023 at 1:21 AM
PISCES: THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT FOR YOU.
THE PAST DOES TOO.
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE APPEARS AS A BRIGHT, SLITHERING LIGHT THROUGHOUT THE ALL-THAT-IS.
YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY THEM.
THE PAST DOES TOO.
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE APPEARS AS A BRIGHT, SLITHERING LIGHT THROUGHOUT THE ALL-THAT-IS.
YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY THEM.
AQUARIUS: LOOK, WE ALL MISS YOUR GRANDMA. SHE WAS A LIGHT IN OUR WORLD, A SHINING DIAMOND FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.
THE ALL-THAT-IS JUST WONDERS WHY IT IS SUDDENLY TABOO TO COMPRESS HER ASHES INTO ACTUAL DIAMOND.
SORRY THAT THE ALL-THAT-IS IS SUCH A NICE GUY.
THE ALL-THAT-IS JUST WONDERS WHY IT IS SUDDENLY TABOO TO COMPRESS HER ASHES INTO ACTUAL DIAMOND.
SORRY THAT THE ALL-THAT-IS IS SUCH A NICE GUY.
August 4, 2023 at 1:17 AM
AQUARIUS: LOOK, WE ALL MISS YOUR GRANDMA. SHE WAS A LIGHT IN OUR WORLD, A SHINING DIAMOND FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.
THE ALL-THAT-IS JUST WONDERS WHY IT IS SUDDENLY TABOO TO COMPRESS HER ASHES INTO ACTUAL DIAMOND.
SORRY THAT THE ALL-THAT-IS IS SUCH A NICE GUY.
THE ALL-THAT-IS JUST WONDERS WHY IT IS SUDDENLY TABOO TO COMPRESS HER ASHES INTO ACTUAL DIAMOND.
SORRY THAT THE ALL-THAT-IS IS SUCH A NICE GUY.
CAPRICORN: ALL CAPRICORNS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED AS RESERVE SAGITTARI UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
YOU WILL BE ACTIVATED SOON.
KEEP YOUR HATCHET SHARP.
YOU WILL BE ACTIVATED SOON.
KEEP YOUR HATCHET SHARP.
August 4, 2023 at 1:09 AM
CAPRICORN: ALL CAPRICORNS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED AS RESERVE SAGITTARI UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
YOU WILL BE ACTIVATED SOON.
KEEP YOUR HATCHET SHARP.
YOU WILL BE ACTIVATED SOON.
KEEP YOUR HATCHET SHARP.
SAGITTARIUS: ALL SAGITTARI WILL BE ACTIVATED ON A DATE SOON COMING.
REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR SURVIVAL BAG AMD COMBAT HATCHET.
THE ALL-THAT-IS DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE DUSTY CONCEPT OF LUCK, BUT THE ALL-THAT-IS STILL WISHES IT TO ALL ACTIVE SAGITTARI
REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR SURVIVAL BAG AMD COMBAT HATCHET.
THE ALL-THAT-IS DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE DUSTY CONCEPT OF LUCK, BUT THE ALL-THAT-IS STILL WISHES IT TO ALL ACTIVE SAGITTARI
August 3, 2023 at 9:17 PM
SAGITTARIUS: ALL SAGITTARI WILL BE ACTIVATED ON A DATE SOON COMING.
REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR SURVIVAL BAG AMD COMBAT HATCHET.
THE ALL-THAT-IS DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE DUSTY CONCEPT OF LUCK, BUT THE ALL-THAT-IS STILL WISHES IT TO ALL ACTIVE SAGITTARI
REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR SURVIVAL BAG AMD COMBAT HATCHET.
THE ALL-THAT-IS DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE DUSTY CONCEPT OF LUCK, BUT THE ALL-THAT-IS STILL WISHES IT TO ALL ACTIVE SAGITTARI
SCORPIO: YOUR TRUIST LOVE WILL CONFESS THEIR DEEPEST FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU MOMENTS BEFORE THE SENTIENT SHADE OF YELLOW THEY HAVE CONTAINED FOR CENTURIES CONSUMES THEM FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
August 3, 2023 at 9:13 PM
SCORPIO: YOUR TRUIST LOVE WILL CONFESS THEIR DEEPEST FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU MOMENTS BEFORE THE SENTIENT SHADE OF YELLOW THEY HAVE CONTAINED FOR CENTURIES CONSUMES THEM FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
LIBRA: OOF. THAT'S A ROUGH ONE BUD.
IT IS BEST THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE INVEST IN A TARP.
IT IS BEST THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE INVEST IN A TARP.
August 3, 2023 at 9:10 PM
LIBRA: OOF. THAT'S A ROUGH ONE BUD.
IT IS BEST THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE INVEST IN A TARP.
IT IS BEST THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE INVEST IN A TARP.
VIRGO: SEEK GUIDANCE IN THE LEAVES OF YOUR NEAREST HOUSEPLANT.
IF YOU DO NOT OWN A HOUSEPLANT, A SURROGATE, SUCH AS A STUFFED ANIMAL, A REFRIGERATOR, OR YOUR OWN TEETH WILL SUFFICE.
IF YOU DO NOT OWN A HOUSEPLANT, A SURROGATE, SUCH AS A STUFFED ANIMAL, A REFRIGERATOR, OR YOUR OWN TEETH WILL SUFFICE.
August 3, 2023 at 6:33 PM
VIRGO: SEEK GUIDANCE IN THE LEAVES OF YOUR NEAREST HOUSEPLANT.
IF YOU DO NOT OWN A HOUSEPLANT, A SURROGATE, SUCH AS A STUFFED ANIMAL, A REFRIGERATOR, OR YOUR OWN TEETH WILL SUFFICE.
IF YOU DO NOT OWN A HOUSEPLANT, A SURROGATE, SUCH AS A STUFFED ANIMAL, A REFRIGERATOR, OR YOUR OWN TEETH WILL SUFFICE.
LEO: YOU ARE ADVISED TO AVOID LOOKING TOO HARD AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR MIRROR. IT IS PROBABLY NOTHING TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH BUT...
NO. NO IT WAS NOTHING.
RESUME YOUR DAILY ROUTINE.
NO. NO IT WAS NOTHING.
RESUME YOUR DAILY ROUTINE.
August 3, 2023 at 6:30 PM
LEO: YOU ARE ADVISED TO AVOID LOOKING TOO HARD AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR MIRROR. IT IS PROBABLY NOTHING TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH BUT...
NO. NO IT WAS NOTHING.
RESUME YOUR DAILY ROUTINE.
NO. NO IT WAS NOTHING.
RESUME YOUR DAILY ROUTINE.
CANCER: ALL THE ALL-THAT-IS HAS WRITTEN DOWN HERE IS "HIGHLY ACIDIC LOLLIPOP".
INTERPRET THIS AS YOU WILL.
INTERPRET THIS AS YOU WILL.
August 3, 2023 at 6:28 PM
CANCER: ALL THE ALL-THAT-IS HAS WRITTEN DOWN HERE IS "HIGHLY ACIDIC LOLLIPOP".
INTERPRET THIS AS YOU WILL.
INTERPRET THIS AS YOU WILL.
GEMINI: YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO BE THE BRAND NEW CHERRY FLAVOR OF THE YEAR.
THE CHERRY FLAVOR MONITORS HAVE NOTED YOUR PRESENCE AND WILL BE UNDULATING THEIR WAY TO THE DARKEST CORNER OF YOUR DOMICILE SHORTLY.
THE CHERRY FLAVOR MONITORS HAVE NOTED YOUR PRESENCE AND WILL BE UNDULATING THEIR WAY TO THE DARKEST CORNER OF YOUR DOMICILE SHORTLY.
August 3, 2023 at 5:28 PM
GEMINI: YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO BE THE BRAND NEW CHERRY FLAVOR OF THE YEAR.
THE CHERRY FLAVOR MONITORS HAVE NOTED YOUR PRESENCE AND WILL BE UNDULATING THEIR WAY TO THE DARKEST CORNER OF YOUR DOMICILE SHORTLY.
THE CHERRY FLAVOR MONITORS HAVE NOTED YOUR PRESENCE AND WILL BE UNDULATING THEIR WAY TO THE DARKEST CORNER OF YOUR DOMICILE SHORTLY.
TAURUS: THOUGH THINGS MAY SEEM BLEAK TODAY REMEMBER THAT TOMORROW MAY BE THE DAY THAT THE ATOMS ARRANGE THEMSELVES IN THE PROPER ORDER AND A SUPERNOVA BEGINS IN THE PARKING LOT OF YOUR LOCAL OLD NAVY OUTLET.
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN FROM THE ALL-THAT-IS TO SPRUCE UP YOUR SUMMER WARDROBE.
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN FROM THE ALL-THAT-IS TO SPRUCE UP YOUR SUMMER WARDROBE.
August 3, 2023 at 5:23 PM
TAURUS: THOUGH THINGS MAY SEEM BLEAK TODAY REMEMBER THAT TOMORROW MAY BE THE DAY THAT THE ATOMS ARRANGE THEMSELVES IN THE PROPER ORDER AND A SUPERNOVA BEGINS IN THE PARKING LOT OF YOUR LOCAL OLD NAVY OUTLET.
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN FROM THE ALL-THAT-IS TO SPRUCE UP YOUR SUMMER WARDROBE.
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN FROM THE ALL-THAT-IS TO SPRUCE UP YOUR SUMMER WARDROBE.
ARIES: SIGNS POINT TO YES.
THE ALL-THAT-IS IS NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY THESE SIGNS ARE SAYING YES TO AS THE ALL-THAT-IS IS FAR TO BUSY PERCEIVING TO TAKE NOTICE, BUT REST ASSURED THE SIGNS ARE POINTING TO YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
THE ALL-THAT-IS IS NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY THESE SIGNS ARE SAYING YES TO AS THE ALL-THAT-IS IS FAR TO BUSY PERCEIVING TO TAKE NOTICE, BUT REST ASSURED THE SIGNS ARE POINTING TO YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
August 3, 2023 at 5:19 PM
ARIES: SIGNS POINT TO YES.
THE ALL-THAT-IS IS NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY THESE SIGNS ARE SAYING YES TO AS THE ALL-THAT-IS IS FAR TO BUSY PERCEIVING TO TAKE NOTICE, BUT REST ASSURED THE SIGNS ARE POINTING TO YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
THE ALL-THAT-IS IS NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY THESE SIGNS ARE SAYING YES TO AS THE ALL-THAT-IS IS FAR TO BUSY PERCEIVING TO TAKE NOTICE, BUT REST ASSURED THE SIGNS ARE POINTING TO YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.
YES.