THE ALL-THAT-IS ENCOURAGES ALL DUST TO TRY THESE NEW FLAVORS OF G-FUEL BRAND ENERGY BEVERAGES:

TROPICAL FLOW

BIG BERRY RUSH

BITTEREST PILL

CHERRY COLA

WATERMELON WASHOUT

BITTEREST PILL

APPLE PILL

BITTEREST PILL

BITTEREST PILL

BITTEREST PILL

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OH, THIS IS AWKWARD, DUST.

APPARENTLY THE ALL-THAT-IS HAS MISPLACED TODAY'S CONSUMPTION ADVOCACY ANNOUNCEMENT.

THE ALL-THAT-IS RESPECTFULLY ASKS YOU TO CONSUME AT A NORMAL RATE AND NOT DWELL UPON THE VOICE OF SEVERAL DYING STARS REVERBERATING IN THE VAST NOTHINGNESS OF SPACE ABOVE.

IT IS FINE.

THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY THE SCENERY

NOBODY OUTPIZZAS THE HUT, DUST.

YOU HAVE NOT TRAINED FOR IT.

YOU ARE STILL TOO WEAK TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO OUTPIZZA THE HUT.

YOU WILL STRUGGLE IN VAIN AGAINST THE HUT.

AND THE HUT WILL WIN, DUST.

THE HUT ALWAYS WINS.

THE ALL-THAT-IS FEELS THAT IT IS PRUDENT TO TELL YOU THAT THERE IS A CLOUD OF SENTIENT HAZE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE BEYOND THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE THE SAME CHEMICAL MAKE UP AS REFRESHING MOUNTAIN DEW LIVEWIRE.

YOUR UNWAIVERING THIRST WILL BE QUENCHED IN DUE TIME, DUST.

The ALL-THAT-IS WOULD LIKE TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON THE SIZE AND TENSILE STRENGTH OF YOUR TEETH. BY USING A COMBINATION OF CREST TOOTHPASTE AND SCOPE MOUTHWASH, YOUR INCONSEQUENTIAL NATURE WILL NOT BE DIMINISHED, BUT NEITHER WILL YOUR IMPRESSIVE TEETH AND HANDSOME GUMLINE.

PREPARE TO GNASH THEM, DUST.

THE ALL-THAT-IS WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE PERCEIVED AT ALL TIMES BY THE ALL-THAT-IS-IS AND OTHER SUCH {ASSOCIATES}, DUST.

WHY NOT FEEL YOUR BEST? BATH AND BODY WORKS NOW CARRIES SEVERAL PRODUCTS THAT WILL REFRESH YOUR SIMPLISTIC FORM AND LEAVE YOU SMELLING GREAT AND {EASILY CONSUMABLE}.

THE ALL-THAT-IS KINDLY REMINDS YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA.

DO NOT BELIEVE THE FOUL WORDS OF THE HIVEMIND-THAT-IS-SUBWAY.

YOU WILL NOT EAT FRESH, DUST.

IF THE HIVEMIND-THAT-IS-SUBWAY HAS MADE ANYTHING ABUNDANTLY CLEAR, IT IS THAT FRESHNESS AS A CONCEPT IS DEAD TO YOU.

THE ALL-THAT-IS PROVIDES ALL OF ITS DUST WITH THE FOLLOWING HOROSCOPES. TAKE NOTE OF YOUR RESPECTIVE PORTENTS OF THE FAR-FORWARD AND HERE-AND-NOW,.

THE ALL-THAT-IS PROVIDES ALL OF ITS DUST WITH THE FOLLOWING HOROSCOPES. TAKE NOTE OF YOUR RESPECTIVE PORTENTS OF THE FAR-FORWARD AND HERE-AND-NOW,.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HUMAN BODY IS APPROXIMATELY 18% CARBON?

DO YOU FEEL EVERY ATOM OF CARBON WITHIN YOUR BODY STRUGGLING TO FREE ITSELF FROM THE GENIUS LOCI THAT IS THE HUMAN FORM?

VISIT YOUR LOCAL GNC HEALTH STORE AND BUILD THE WALLS OF YOUR FLESH PRISON, DUST. CONFINE YOUR ELEMENTAL PRISONERS.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HUMAN BODY IS APPROXIMATELY 18% CARBON?

DO YOU FEEL EVERY ATOM OF CARBON WITHIN YOUR BODY STRUGGLING TO FREE ITSELF FROM THE GENIUS LOCI THAT IS THE HUMAN FORM?

VISIT YOUR LOCAL GNC HEALTH STORE AND BUILD THE WALLS OF YOUR FLESH PRISON, DUST. CONFINE YOUR ELEMENTAL PRISONERS.

SHOW YOUR PARTNER THAT YOU CARE ABOUT/HAVE INEFFABLE KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR EXISTENCE WITH THE ALL-THAT-IS APPROVED LINE OF WORKOUT SHORTS!

KEEP RUNNING, DUST.

SHOW YOUR PARTNER THAT YOU CARE ABOUT/HAVE INEFFABLE KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR EXISTENCE WITH THE ALL-THAT-IS APPROVED LINE OF WORKOUT SHORTS!

KEEP RUNNING, DUST.

ARBY'S HAS THE MEATS!

DO NOT QUESTION WHERE THE MEATS COME FROM.

FOOLISH SPECK OF DUST IN THE VAST EXPANSE OF ALL-THAT-IS, YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO SEE THE STYGIAN FORM THAT GIFTS US ITS TENDEREST MEATS.

TURN YOUR BLIND EYES TOWARDS OUR 2 FOR $7 EVERYDAY VALUE MENU!

ARBY'S! WE HAVE/ARE THE MEATS!