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WE HAVE NOT STOPPED PERCEIVING YOU. YOU ARE ALWAYS WITHIN OUR UNSHROUDED GAZE, THANKS TO WARBY PARKER'S AFFORDABLE DESIGNER GLASSES.
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SHOW YOUR PARTNER THAT YOU CARE ABOUT/HAVE INEFFABLE KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR EXISTENCE WITH THE ALL-THAT-IS APPROVED LINE OF WORKOUT SHORTS!

KEEP RUNNING, DUST.
PINK SHORTS WITH "WE ARE ALL SLOWLY SUCCUMBING TO THE CRUEL ENTROPY OF THE UNIVERSE" ON THE BUTT. IT IS DIFFICULT TO SAY IF THE HEAT DEATH WILL KILL ALL FIRST. PURPLE SHORTS WITH "792 DAYS REMAIN" ON THE BUTT. WHERE WILL YOU BE, I WONDER? BLACK SHORTS WITH "A SINGLE MOUTHLESS SCREAM IN BLACKEST PITCH" ON THE BUTT. THEY DO NOT REQUIRE MOUTHS TO SPEAK. YELLOW SHORTS WITH "AND STILL INSISTS HE SEES THE GHOST" ON THE BUTT. AMIDST THE MISTS.
August 2, 2023 at 5:18 PM