Unicyclists United FC
@unicyclistsunited.bsky.social
The only team that plays football the way God intended.
🎶 Our other wheel is shagging your mum!
It's really starting to hurt her bum!
U-U-F-C!
U-U-F-U!
Også på Mastodon: https://snabelen.no/@Heiku
🎶 Our other wheel is shagging your mum!
It's really starting to hurt her bum!
U-U-F-C!
U-U-F-U!
Også på Mastodon: https://snabelen.no/@Heiku
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Today's intra-squad match ended in another 0-0 draw. Defense wins championships!
#uufc #unicyclistsunitedfc #unicycle #unicyclist #unicycling
#uufc #unicyclistsunitedfc #unicycle #unicyclist #unicycling
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I år får vi velge mellom å stanse alle klimatiltak under en regjering ledet av FrP, eller ekte klimahandling med MDG. Målinger viser at det aldri har vært så jevnt. Vi trenger din stemme for å sikre at Norge kommer seg ut av oljealderen og stanser naturtapet. Det er mulig – stem MDG.
August 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I år får vi velge mellom å stanse alle klimatiltak under en regjering ledet av FrP, eller ekte klimahandling med MDG. Målinger viser at det aldri har vært så jevnt. Vi trenger din stemme for å sikre at Norge kommer seg ut av oljealderen og stanser naturtapet. Det er mulig – stem MDG.
This especially holds true for unicycling.
August 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This especially holds true for unicycling.
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Gjorde min borgerplikt her om dagen. Det er jo hemmelig og strengt personlig og sånt noe, men jeg tror ikke jeg sier for mye når jeg antyder at det var på den grønne siden. Så noen kan holde Jonas i tømmene fremover.
August 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Gjorde min borgerplikt her om dagen. Det er jo hemmelig og strengt personlig og sånt noe, men jeg tror ikke jeg sier for mye når jeg antyder at det var på den grønne siden. Så noen kan holde Jonas i tømmene fremover.
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Two weird facts about Maryland:
1. The official state sport is jousting.
2. It has high school rodeo.
And one of those activities took place at the county park/equestrian center I'm about to take the reins of. Sadly, it wasn't jousting.
1. The official state sport is jousting.
2. It has high school rodeo.
And one of those activities took place at the county park/equestrian center I'm about to take the reins of. Sadly, it wasn't jousting.
August 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Two weird facts about Maryland:
1. The official state sport is jousting.
2. It has high school rodeo.
And one of those activities took place at the county park/equestrian center I'm about to take the reins of. Sadly, it wasn't jousting.
1. The official state sport is jousting.
2. It has high school rodeo.
And one of those activities took place at the county park/equestrian center I'm about to take the reins of. Sadly, it wasn't jousting.
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I'm taking a break from the murder mysteries, and I'm currently reading #Ibsen's "The Master Builder," and now I wish he had written a murder mystery. Or maybe he did? Who really killed #HeddaGabler?
August 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'm taking a break from the murder mysteries, and I'm currently reading #Ibsen's "The Master Builder," and now I wish he had written a murder mystery. Or maybe he did? Who really killed #HeddaGabler?
Mmm, the family is feasting tonight!
Don't worry, I showed the photo to Grok, and it confirmed that they are indeed delicious, and I didn't read anything after that.
I'll probably add them to a beef Wellington.
Don't worry, I showed the photo to Grok, and it confirmed that they are indeed delicious, and I didn't read anything after that.
I'll probably add them to a beef Wellington.
August 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mmm, the family is feasting tonight!
Don't worry, I showed the photo to Grok, and it confirmed that they are indeed delicious, and I didn't read anything after that.
I'll probably add them to a beef Wellington.
Don't worry, I showed the photo to Grok, and it confirmed that they are indeed delicious, and I didn't read anything after that.
I'll probably add them to a beef Wellington.
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Saturday night's alright for juggling.
July 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Saturday night's alright for juggling.
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I'm in need of new transportation, so I went to my local bike shop, asked to see their penny farthing selections, and they looked at me as if I was speaking Klingon ... which I mistakenly was.
'Dochvetlh vIneH!" (I want that thing!)
Damn, Duolingo! It's sneakily effective. ...
'Dochvetlh vIneH!" (I want that thing!)
Damn, Duolingo! It's sneakily effective. ...
July 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I'm in need of new transportation, so I went to my local bike shop, asked to see their penny farthing selections, and they looked at me as if I was speaking Klingon ... which I mistakenly was.
'Dochvetlh vIneH!" (I want that thing!)
Damn, Duolingo! It's sneakily effective. ...
'Dochvetlh vIneH!" (I want that thing!)
Damn, Duolingo! It's sneakily effective. ...
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If it's not one thing (a flat tire), it's another.
I had a shoe malfunction on the trails. So I flopped the sole onto the pedal and rode back to the parking lot, where I happened upon this guy and his self-balancing electric uni.
I had a shoe malfunction on the trails. So I flopped the sole onto the pedal and rode back to the parking lot, where I happened upon this guy and his self-balancing electric uni.
July 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If it's not one thing (a flat tire), it's another.
I had a shoe malfunction on the trails. So I flopped the sole onto the pedal and rode back to the parking lot, where I happened upon this guy and his self-balancing electric uni.
I had a shoe malfunction on the trails. So I flopped the sole onto the pedal and rode back to the parking lot, where I happened upon this guy and his self-balancing electric uni.
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Replacing the exploded inner tube on my mountain unicycle.
Must remember this simple equation:
Extreme heat (think car trunk) + Slime™ tube = Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards
Must remember this simple equation:
Extreme heat (think car trunk) + Slime™ tube = Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards
July 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Replacing the exploded inner tube on my mountain unicycle.
Must remember this simple equation:
Extreme heat (think car trunk) + Slime™ tube = Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards
Must remember this simple equation:
Extreme heat (think car trunk) + Slime™ tube = Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards
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I wanted to go unicycling on the mountain-bike trails, out of sight of my overzealous fans, but my inner tube exploded while I was pumping it up, so, instead, I cycled around the larger neighborhood on a road uni. As you can see it's tiny next to the normal-sized sea gull I hired¹ as a scale model.
July 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I wanted to go unicycling on the mountain-bike trails, out of sight of my overzealous fans, but my inner tube exploded while I was pumping it up, so, instead, I cycled around the larger neighborhood on a road uni. As you can see it's tiny next to the normal-sized sea gull I hired¹ as a scale model.
So what I'm reading is that there's a newly developed opportunity in the basketball-halftime-show market? I need to brush up on my giraffe skills.
Adopting a more human tone:
Oh no, Red Panda! First her stolen unicycle, and now this.
share.google/vPEmnDmzHib3...
Adopting a more human tone:
Oh no, Red Panda! First her stolen unicycle, and now this.
share.google/vPEmnDmzHib3...
Halftime show legend Red Panda exits WNBA Commissioner's Cup final in wheelchair after fall during performance
Red Panda has been delighting basketball fans since the 1990s. We can only hope she's OK.
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July 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So what I'm reading is that there's a newly developed opportunity in the basketball-halftime-show market? I need to brush up on my giraffe skills.
Adopting a more human tone:
Oh no, Red Panda! First her stolen unicycle, and now this.
share.google/vPEmnDmzHib3...
Adopting a more human tone:
Oh no, Red Panda! First her stolen unicycle, and now this.
share.google/vPEmnDmzHib3...
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It's a moot point, for Son No. 2 seems to have settled on a No. 1 atop his list of colleges (subject to change). I don't know what his considerations are (probably academics — ha!), but I clearly know what mine is. I even know what type of unicycle it is: a 29-inch (tire size) Kris Holm (the brand).
June 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It's a moot point, for Son No. 2 seems to have settled on a No. 1 atop his list of colleges (subject to change). I don't know what his considerations are (probably academics — ha!), but I clearly know what mine is. I even know what type of unicycle it is: a 29-inch (tire size) Kris Holm (the brand).
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Forresten; jeg har skrevet en roman heter Kukene/Kukane og som kan forhåndsbestilles hvis man har lyst til det.
www.ark.no/produkt/boke...
www.ark.no/produkt/boke...
June 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Forresten; jeg har skrevet en roman heter Kukene/Kukane og som kan forhåndsbestilles hvis man har lyst til det.
www.ark.no/produkt/boke...
www.ark.no/produkt/boke...
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TIL that there's a mime gang, the High Hats, in "The Warriors" (it was playing on a Roku channel). Why wasn't I informed of this in 1979 or shortly thereafter? I will be furious if I find out that you people are hiding from me a unicycle gang in another movie. I juggle knives and fire. Just sayin'.
June 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
TIL that there's a mime gang, the High Hats, in "The Warriors" (it was playing on a Roku channel). Why wasn't I informed of this in 1979 or shortly thereafter? I will be furious if I find out that you people are hiding from me a unicycle gang in another movie. I juggle knives and fire. Just sayin'.
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Han kan med hånden på hjertet si at han har besteget Kilimanjaro.
June 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Han kan med hånden på hjertet si at han har besteget Kilimanjaro.
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Sykkelens dag behørig markert
June 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Sykkelens dag behørig markert
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Today is #worldbicycleday so I went for a #tallbike ride around around with @objo and @erlendloe. We have cycled together a few times but always on unicycles previously. So this was a bit special, since we had way three extra wheels.
Also, since it is Pride Month, we have some #pride flags as well.
Also, since it is Pride Month, we have some #pride flags as well.
June 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Today is #worldbicycleday so I went for a #tallbike ride around around with @objo and @erlendloe. We have cycled together a few times but always on unicycles previously. So this was a bit special, since we had way three extra wheels.
Also, since it is Pride Month, we have some #pride flags as well.
Also, since it is Pride Month, we have some #pride flags as well.
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Etter stormen, nye hindringer.
May 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Etter stormen, nye hindringer.
I failed to run over this eastern hog-nosed snake on the trails today. My damn aim is off. Next time I'll get it. That's worth at least 10 points. But I did flatten a northern snot-nosed child hiking with her family — 100 points! — so the ride wasn't a complete loss.
April 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I failed to run over this eastern hog-nosed snake on the trails today. My damn aim is off. Next time I'll get it. That's worth at least 10 points. But I did flatten a northern snot-nosed child hiking with her family — 100 points! — so the ride wasn't a complete loss.
The woods where I ride have a couple of old-school party places. So when I need a break, I just grab a brewski, pull the tab, and commence with the thirst-quenching.
M'mm, satisfying.
#ThisBudsNotForYou! #DrinkTheFuckingBallantine!
M'mm, satisfying.
#ThisBudsNotForYou! #DrinkTheFuckingBallantine!
April 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The woods where I ride have a couple of old-school party places. So when I need a break, I just grab a brewski, pull the tab, and commence with the thirst-quenching.
M'mm, satisfying.
#ThisBudsNotForYou! #DrinkTheFuckingBallantine!
M'mm, satisfying.
#ThisBudsNotForYou! #DrinkTheFuckingBallantine!
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TIL something new from my Roku program listings. I worked in Hollywood, at Paramount, which is the only major studio actually in the Hollywood district of L.A. (I'm getting off track), and I had never heard of Termite Terrace. Now I'm gonna be dropping that knowledge into all my conversations.
April 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
TIL something new from my Roku program listings. I worked in Hollywood, at Paramount, which is the only major studio actually in the Hollywood district of L.A. (I'm getting off track), and I had never heard of Termite Terrace. Now I'm gonna be dropping that knowledge into all my conversations.
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Ask anyone, and they'll tell you that I'm all about mending fences. I'm that kinda guy.
Excuse me a sec. My wife is giving me a weird look and has something to tell me.
I'm back.
Ask anyone, and they'll tell you that I'm all about burning bridges. I knew it was an infrastructure-related idiom.
Excuse me a sec. My wife is giving me a weird look and has something to tell me.
I'm back.
Ask anyone, and they'll tell you that I'm all about burning bridges. I knew it was an infrastructure-related idiom.
April 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Ask anyone, and they'll tell you that I'm all about mending fences. I'm that kinda guy.
Excuse me a sec. My wife is giving me a weird look and has something to tell me.
I'm back.
Ask anyone, and they'll tell you that I'm all about burning bridges. I knew it was an infrastructure-related idiom.
Excuse me a sec. My wife is giving me a weird look and has something to tell me.
I'm back.
Ask anyone, and they'll tell you that I'm all about burning bridges. I knew it was an infrastructure-related idiom.
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The highlight of this episode is Watson and Holmes making fun of quidditch, just like Conan Doyle did in the original story.
April 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The highlight of this episode is Watson and Holmes making fun of quidditch, just like Conan Doyle did in the original story.
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Hvem andre følger med på direktesendingen av Nordic Open?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
April 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Hvem andre følger med på direktesendingen av Nordic Open?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?