Unhappy John Candy
@unhappyjohncandy.bsky.social
Forklift certified. Too ugly for Instagram.
I know it won’t be, but how great would it be if the event was called One-A Spicy Meatball?
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I know it won’t be, but how great would it be if the event was called One-A Spicy Meatball?
The mystery box is cool, but the best part is that you get The Onion.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The mystery box is cool, but the best part is that you get The Onion.
That’s fucking art.
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That’s fucking art.
Good God in heaven.
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Good God in heaven.
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KEEP MY WIFE (super mario 64)'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
KEEP MY WIFE (super mario 64)'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
I saw what Minotti is doing on his stream this week and I’m terrified that number one will be Leisure Suit Larry.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I saw what Minotti is doing on his stream this week and I’m terrified that number one will be Leisure Suit Larry.
I love how the only people saying this are EVERYBODY and party leadership is still, “???”
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I love how the only people saying this are EVERYBODY and party leadership is still, “???”
Do I still have to swap shit out in the front to play Donkey Kong 64?
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Do I still have to swap shit out in the front to play Donkey Kong 64?
If you make $50,000, that’s the equivalent of setting aside $0.90 for your education.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you make $50,000, that’s the equivalent of setting aside $0.90 for your education.
I usually roll Strawberry, but Wild Berry is criminally underrated. This will be the toughest choice of my life.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I usually roll Strawberry, but Wild Berry is criminally underrated. This will be the toughest choice of my life.
