Unhappy John Candy
@unhappyjohncandy.bsky.social
Forklift certified. Too ugly for Instagram.
@giantbomb.bsky.social Serious suggestion: the Giant Bomb choir.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@giantbomb.bsky.social Serious suggestion: the Giant Bomb choir.
My condolences.
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My condolences.
My friends know that they can always come to me for relationship advice.
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My friends know that they can always come to me for relationship advice.
Charles Schwab e-mailing me to congratulate me on saving for my retirement: Great job! We're so proud of you!
Me with $21 in my retirement account:
Me with $21 in my retirement account:
October 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Charles Schwab e-mailing me to congratulate me on saving for my retirement: Great job! We're so proud of you!
Me with $21 in my retirement account:
Me with $21 in my retirement account:
Watching some barely legal at the gym on a Saturday night while I do some cardio.
August 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Watching some barely legal at the gym on a Saturday night while I do some cardio.
Me going to work, me going to the gym, me going home, me having to do anything at all
(I’m very depressed)
(I’m very depressed)
August 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me going to work, me going to the gym, me going home, me having to do anything at all
(I’m very depressed)
(I’m very depressed)
June 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
May 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
May 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Third day in a row of Everybody Loves Raymond at the gym.
This has to be an internationally-recognized form of torture, right?
This has to be an internationally-recognized form of torture, right?
May 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Third day in a row of Everybody Loves Raymond at the gym.
This has to be an internationally-recognized form of torture, right?
This has to be an internationally-recognized form of torture, right?
Thoughts, Dan?
May 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Thoughts, Dan?
Friend: Hey, mental health check! How’s your mental health?
Me:
Me:
April 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Friend: Hey, mental health check! How’s your mental health?
Me:
Me:
Watching a video about a Greek pastry maker and I feel like Business Insider could have edited out the graffiti on the wall.
March 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Watching a video about a Greek pastry maker and I feel like Business Insider could have edited out the graffiti on the wall.
Another victim of DEI going away.
February 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Another victim of DEI going away.
That duck is horny af
December 15, 2024 at 6:23 AM
That duck is horny af
