Oh yeah I almost forgot I have this 😄

Watching somebody with a beat-to-shit car back out of a parking space like. Oh. I see. #revoketheirlicense

The poke place near my job has the best fucking dumpling sauce and I have not yet been able to replicate it and it makes me 🤪

I’m so fucking mad and there’s just absolutely nothing I can do about it. 🙃

But tell me why I’m always looking at tropical vacations as though I’m not a reflectively pal bitch who got sun poisoning last summer? I need to do the opposite of hang out on a white sand beach.

Trying to schedule my vacation time for next year as though I have any idea what I’ll do next week…

Just spent an hour trying to tell a man something that he simply refused to hear or understand and I ended up being right because apparently my spatial reasoning is now better than his but I certainly can’t say that, and he would argue with a wall soooo. Anyway. Glad that’s over! 🙃

Breaking down and using the space heater finally. 🥶

🙏🙏🙏

I’ve completed the biannual wardrobe swap, and remembered that I have like a LOT of Christmas’s clothing to wear for the next 17 days!

I think @asavage.bsky.social (Adam Savage) and Jamie Hyneman should come out of retirement to shoot one (1) special episode in which they test, destroy and otherwise humiliate the cybertruck.

That’s specific.

I’m really not loving the new iOS. Most of the smaller changes I’ll get used to, but this new emoji keyboard is pissing me off. I’m a millennial, I need my emojis! But I don’t need them to be that big, I’m not in bifocals yet!

Why are we old and also how

How in the fuck did I just realize I joined this app almost exactly 12 years from when I joined tumblr? 🤯

Showing you how good my eyeliner looks today violates my every principle, so you’ll just have to trust. It looks so good. Green and gold and a steady hand this morning #tistheseason

My icon of 10,000 years feels like a natural fit for this app.