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vladivostok 2000
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IBM PC compatible. This social media profile is a non-smoking, non-drinking area.

What do you mean my pronouns? Fuck do you need them for? Why are you speaking about me behind my back, do you not respect me?
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Forgot about No nostalgia critic November. Don't think I failed it yet
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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ppl rlly seemed to like femcel coconuts lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
please unc, give me that big ahh dih! im your little pih! i’ll be your little foid
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Feeling every bit as chilly as this heron this eve
#Birds
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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i am also frequently saying this
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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time flies when you're speeding, keeding
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We'll be falling in love with furry character designs at several machs
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The tourism industry is the first to laugh and the first to cry
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
new thing i discovered is KSP RP-1 players pretending that they really understand aeronautics. they might but they look very silly saying these things with little pickle men in the background
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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average womenswear vs average menswear
October 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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"been getting into yogurt lately" I've been there since the start. my blood is yogurt.
December 25, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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INFRA, a game I probably won't come back to finish, channels retro gaming by the fact that I keep finding out that if in some random map you vocalize old Gregorian chants into the microphone you can open a secret passage to wanktunnels1 with a human skin mask that is necessary to get the good ending
June 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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im going to strangle you with a fucking markov chain you fuck
June 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM