Chris Cringe 🎅
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Trump wants no more Epstein files released, and the whole Epstein story to go away. Why could that be?
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trump wants no more Epstein files released, and the whole Epstein story to go away. Why could that be?
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”Dems want us to release all this damaging information about Dems and I am mad about that”
That math does not check out
That math does not check out
Trump frustrated at never-ending Epstein saga, calls on DOJ to release names of only Dems connected to Epstein to “embarrass them” and suggests that despite legal requirement to release everything, DOJ should consider saying “no more.”
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
”Dems want us to release all this damaging information about Dems and I am mad about that”
That math does not check out
That math does not check out
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This is so lazy and hamfisted lol. "To my lackeys: release the evidence about my enemies and destroy the evidence about me. Thank you!"
Trump frustrated at never-ending Epstein saga, calls on DOJ to release names of only Dems connected to Epstein to “embarrass them” and suggests that despite legal requirement to release everything, DOJ should consider saying “no more.”
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is so lazy and hamfisted lol. "To my lackeys: release the evidence about my enemies and destroy the evidence about me. Thank you!"
The Epstein files release flop sweating continues unabated
Trump frustrated at never-ending Epstein saga, calls on DOJ to release names of only Dems connected to Epstein to “embarrass them” and suggests that despite legal requirement to release everything, DOJ should consider saying “no more.”
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Epstein files release flop sweating continues unabated
Good sign for my wallet. Bad sign for literally every other economic thing
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Good sign for my wallet. Bad sign for literally every other economic thing
“Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something”
President Donald Trump gifted the world with nearly 200 Truth Social posts (and counting) on Christmas Day, where he amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
Trump Posts Nearly 200 Times in Unhinged Christmas Day Spree
The president amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
trib.al
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something”
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Two stories side by side in WashPost
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Two stories side by side in WashPost
C’mon there’s a tweet for everything moment 🤞
Trump posting “enjoy your last Christmas” really feels like tempting the gods of irony.
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
C’mon there’s a tweet for everything moment 🤞
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this holiday trump took time away from his wife, 5 kids, and 11 grandkids to post a tsunami of text about a dead pedophile that he is definitely not at all concerned about
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this holiday trump took time away from his wife, 5 kids, and 11 grandkids to post a tsunami of text about a dead pedophile that he is definitely not at all concerned about
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This is what's known as "consciousness of guilt"
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is what's known as "consciousness of guilt"
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Epstein survivor Marijke Chartouni reacts to Donald Trump's latest post about Jeffrey Epstein: "Every accusation is a confession. Cheers. 🥂"
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Epstein survivor Marijke Chartouni reacts to Donald Trump's latest post about Jeffrey Epstein: "Every accusation is a confession. Cheers. 🥂"
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Does he think people won’t notice the first part describes himself? bsky.app/profile/bill...
Donald Trump, basically acknowledging that so far at least he’s losing the fight over Epstein.
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Does he think people won’t notice the first part describes himself? bsky.app/profile/bill...
Can’t tell whether he’s confessing or threatening
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Can’t tell whether he’s confessing or threatening
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I would say he has declined 600 or 700 percent. Some people say 1400 percent. No one has ever seen such declines. They say it took George Washington almost 250 years to decline as much. Huge decline.
Trump is 'declining noticeably' and could soon have a 'health event': ex-RNC spokesman
www.alternet.org
Trump is 'declining noticeably' and could soon have a 'health event': ex-RNC spokesman
twp.ai
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I would say he has declined 600 or 700 percent. Some people say 1400 percent. No one has ever seen such declines. They say it took George Washington almost 250 years to decline as much. Huge decline.
Christmas Day NFL matchups are:
a man with a beard and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and giving a thumbs down sign .
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and giving a thumbs down sign .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Christmas Day NFL matchups are:
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New YouGov poll:
47% of Americans say Trump is trying to cover up Epstein's crimes. 31% say he isn't.
46% say Trump was involved in Epstein's crimes. 30% say he wasn't.
47% of Americans say Trump is trying to cover up Epstein's crimes. 31% say he isn't.
46% say Trump was involved in Epstein's crimes. 30% say he wasn't.
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
New YouGov poll:
47% of Americans say Trump is trying to cover up Epstein's crimes. 31% say he isn't.
46% say Trump was involved in Epstein's crimes. 30% say he wasn't.
47% of Americans say Trump is trying to cover up Epstein's crimes. 31% say he isn't.
46% say Trump was involved in Epstein's crimes. 30% say he wasn't.
Oatmeal for brains ringing in the Christmas spirit here
Trump to child from Pennsylvania: Pennsylvania is great, we won Pennsylvania, actually three times. We won it a landslide.
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oatmeal for brains ringing in the Christmas spirit here
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Wonderful damage control, sir. Simply wonderful
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wonderful damage control, sir. Simply wonderful
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That feeling when you remember the stupidest people in tje fucking world run your government
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That feeling when you remember the stupidest people in tje fucking world run your government
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Department of Just don't let people find out how much of a pederast Donald Trump is
Axios has learned the White House has begun managing the DOJ's account on X to respond to posts highlighting mentions of Trump in the Epstein files.
In typical administrations, there is a wall between the White House and what is supposed to be an independent Justice Department.
In typical administrations, there is a wall between the White House and what is supposed to be an independent Justice Department.
Scoop: Trump administration expects Epstein files release could last another week
The White House has begun managing the DOJ's account on X, an effort to finish out the year and the Epstein file disclosure requirements set by Congress.
www.axios.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Department of Just don't let people find out how much of a pederast Donald Trump is