VANILLA
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【 VANILLA THE RABBIT 】21+ writer. MDNI.
mary 🔔
i'm not saying that vanilla would beat infinite's ass. . . . but like. i'm lowkey saying that infinite is going to get his ass kicked.
i'm not saying that vanilla would beat infinite's ass. . . . but like. i'm lowkey saying that infinite is going to get his ass kicked.
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
mary 🔔
i'm not saying that vanilla would beat infinite's ass. . . . but like. i'm lowkey saying that infinite is going to get his ass kicked.
i'm not saying that vanilla would beat infinite's ass. . . . but like. i'm lowkey saying that infinite is going to get his ass kicked.
IMMEDIATELY grabbing his ear and TUGGING him up. she regarded him with an amused look.
"are you threatening me, young man? you should learn to respect your elders," she replied, voice cool and calm.
before he is PROMPTLY thrown across the room with enough strength to have him crash through a wall.
"are you threatening me, young man? you should learn to respect your elders," she replied, voice cool and calm.
before he is PROMPTLY thrown across the room with enough strength to have him crash through a wall.
Maybe you should crawl back from whence you came and avoid yourself the trouble of coming face－to－face with impending consequences․
"no. but you need to learn some manners! maybe shadow hasn't beaten enough sense into you.. . . "
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
IMMEDIATELY grabbing his ear and TUGGING him up. she regarded him with an amused look.
"are you threatening me, young man? you should learn to respect your elders," she replied, voice cool and calm.
before he is PROMPTLY thrown across the room with enough strength to have him crash through a wall.
"are you threatening me, young man? you should learn to respect your elders," she replied, voice cool and calm.
before he is PROMPTLY thrown across the room with enough strength to have him crash through a wall.
"no. but you need to learn some manners! maybe shadow hasn't beaten enough sense into you.. . . "
And who are you supposed to be❓
A babysitter or something❓
A babysitter or something❓
"hmph. i wouldn't count on it, young man."
January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"no. but you need to learn some manners! maybe shadow hasn't beaten enough sense into you.. . . "
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“You need to stop thinking so one-dimensionally…”
• Son of Shadow
• Has the power to create Genesis Portals
• From a dead universe
• Muse is 16
• Doom Arm
• No Lewd, Gay ship
• RPing since 2011
Snow the Portal Hopper.
• Son of Shadow
• Has the power to create Genesis Portals
• From a dead universe
• Muse is 16
• Doom Arm
• No Lewd, Gay ship
• RPing since 2011
Snow the Portal Hopper.
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May 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“You need to stop thinking so one-dimensionally…”
• Son of Shadow
• Has the power to create Genesis Portals
• From a dead universe
• Muse is 16
• Doom Arm
• No Lewd, Gay ship
• RPing since 2011
Snow the Portal Hopper.
• Son of Shadow
• Has the power to create Genesis Portals
• From a dead universe
• Muse is 16
• Doom Arm
• No Lewd, Gay ship
• RPing since 2011
Snow the Portal Hopper.
Reposted by VANILLA
"hmph. i wouldn't count on it, young man."
All of you will fall into my hands․
You can count on it․
You can count on it․
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"hmph. i wouldn't count on it, young man."
Reposted by VANILLA
Reposted by VANILLA
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖
- - 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐 - -
• 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚜
• 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐
• 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗
- - 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐 - -
• 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚜
• 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐
• 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗
October 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖
- - 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐 - -
• 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚜
• 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐
• 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗
- - 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐 - -
• 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚜
• 𝙷𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚐
• 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗
"of course, miss rose! i'll pour some for you," the motherly rabbit replied, pouring some tea in a flowery and delicate porcelain cup.
"here are you, dear. i hope you happen to like this kind. if not, i would be happy to make you something else."
"here are you, dear. i hope you happen to like this kind. if not, i would be happy to make you something else."
Tea..?
I'd love some if you wouldn't mind!
It's probably the first time i'm on the receiving end of the offer!
I'd love some if you wouldn't mind!
It's probably the first time i'm on the receiving end of the offer!
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"of course, miss rose! i'll pour some for you," the motherly rabbit replied, pouring some tea in a flowery and delicate porcelain cup.
"here are you, dear. i hope you happen to like this kind. if not, i would be happy to make you something else."
"here are you, dear. i hope you happen to like this kind. if not, i would be happy to make you something else."
"oh, really? the tournament? that sounds very interesting, young man! you're free to have tea whenever you need it," she said as an afterthought.
"i assume most tournaments happen in the daytime? so, how has the tournament been so far?"
"i assume most tournaments happen in the daytime? so, how has the tournament been so far?"
A smile and a grateful nod! Ash takes the cup and blows on it before sipping from it. It's enough to pep him up a little.
“ Yeah, you're right. I'll get back to you when I figure out why they scheduled the Royale after dark . . . ” A beat.
“ Just a tournament I'm competing in, where I'm from. “
“ Yeah, you're right. I'll get back to you when I figure out why they scheduled the Royale after dark . . . ” A beat.
“ Just a tournament I'm competing in, where I'm from. “
"you're welcome. i will pour some for you," she replied, picking up the teapot and pouring the tea in a flowery cup.
humming to herself before placing the cup in front of him.
"good morning to you too! you need your sleep, young man."
humming to herself before placing the cup in front of him.
"good morning to you too! you need your sleep, young man."
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"oh, really? the tournament? that sounds very interesting, young man! you're free to have tea whenever you need it," she said as an afterthought.
"i assume most tournaments happen in the daytime? so, how has the tournament been so far?"
"i assume most tournaments happen in the daytime? so, how has the tournament been so far?"
"you're welcome. i will pour some for you," she replied, picking up the teapot and pouring the tea in a flowery cup.
humming to herself before placing the cup in front of him.
"good morning to you too! you need your sleep, young man."
humming to herself before placing the cup in front of him.
"good morning to you too! you need your sleep, young man."
Good morning, Ma'am!
I'd appreciate it, heh. I was up late.
I'd appreciate it, heh. I was up late.
good morning. there is a fresh pot of tea on the table if anybody needs some.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"you're welcome. i will pour some for you," she replied, picking up the teapot and pouring the tea in a flowery cup.
humming to herself before placing the cup in front of him.
"good morning to you too! you need your sleep, young man."
humming to herself before placing the cup in front of him.
"good morning to you too! you need your sleep, young man."
good morning. there is a fresh pot of tea on the table if anybody needs some.
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
good morning. there is a fresh pot of tea on the table if anybody needs some.
"my lips are sealed, mr. shadow. you really don't have to worry about me interfering. i am simply worried about the outcome of a second battle."
vanilla frowned and approached shadow, hands crossed in front of her and staring down at him.
"you're strong, but friendship strengthens us all."
vanilla frowned and approached shadow, hands crossed in front of her and staring down at him.
"you're strong, but friendship strengthens us all."
Gently blowing the coffee, prepping it for a sip.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.
"i completely understand, mr. shadow. i will not say anything to anybody, but i . . .i highly suggest you have backup the next time you go against the princess."
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"my lips are sealed, mr. shadow. you really don't have to worry about me interfering. i am simply worried about the outcome of a second battle."
vanilla frowned and approached shadow, hands crossed in front of her and staring down at him.
"you're strong, but friendship strengthens us all."
vanilla frowned and approached shadow, hands crossed in front of her and staring down at him.
"you're strong, but friendship strengthens us all."
"i completely understand, mr. shadow. i will not say anything to anybody, but i . . .i highly suggest you have backup the next time you go against the princess."
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
" I know. And I appreciate the thought.
But I wasn't prepared. I tried to be of help and I completely underestimated my opponent. My lonesome attempt with lacklustre info causing my failure. "
Reaching out to take the cup when offered, staring into the dark liquid.
" And I wouldn't wish that +
But I wasn't prepared. I tried to be of help and I completely underestimated my opponent. My lonesome attempt with lacklustre info causing my failure. "
Reaching out to take the cup when offered, staring into the dark liquid.
" And I wouldn't wish that +
"i believe you. . . . you don't have to do things alone, mr. shadow. you have friends who would help you and jump to be of assistance. including me. i'm not such a fossil that i can't be of help," was her calm reply, allowing herself to turn around with his coffee cup in her hand.
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"i completely understand, mr. shadow. i will not say anything to anybody, but i . . .i highly suggest you have backup the next time you go against the princess."
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
"i believe you. . . . you don't have to do things alone, mr. shadow. you have friends who would help you and jump to be of assistance. including me. i'm not such a fossil that i can't be of help," was her calm reply, allowing herself to turn around with his coffee cup in her hand.
Only a side glance to the mother, reaction seen. A bit of guilt for making her worry, but soon passes it off.
" . . .
I promise. " A real promise.
One of the only people Shadow would make a promise with. Promises being so fragile and special, rare ever made with the dark hedgehog.
" . . .
I promise. " A real promise.
One of the only people Shadow would make a promise with. Promises being so fragile and special, rare ever made with the dark hedgehog.
the little smile completely disappeared. she slowly turned to shadow again, hands dangling at her sides before gripping the counter to steady herself, her back now to him.
". . . that sounds dangerous. you need backup if anything else happens," she replied, ears twitching.
"promise me."
". . . that sounds dangerous. you need backup if anything else happens," she replied, ears twitching.
"promise me."
December 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"i believe you. . . . you don't have to do things alone, mr. shadow. you have friends who would help you and jump to be of assistance. including me. i'm not such a fossil that i can't be of help," was her calm reply, allowing herself to turn around with his coffee cup in her hand.
the little smile completely disappeared. she slowly turned to shadow again, hands dangling at her sides before gripping the counter to steady herself, her back now to him.
". . . that sounds dangerous. you need backup if anything else happens," she replied, ears twitching.
"promise me."
". . . that sounds dangerous. you need backup if anything else happens," she replied, ears twitching.
"promise me."
Glancing aside, avoiding eye-contact, a flick of his own ear. Hesitant to tell, but confident she wouldn't spread the information if he told her.
" . . . . .
A mechanised mobian. A princess. I was under-prepared entirely.
. . . My heart torn from my body. My own Chaos Energy leached from me. "
" . . . . .
A mechanised mobian. A princess. I was under-prepared entirely.
. . . My heart torn from my body. My own Chaos Energy leached from me. "
an ear twitch. vanilla slowly turned to shadow, her hands folded in front of her and a little smile on her features.
"a fight you say? that's . . . not good. cream has been fine. feel free to tell me more about this fight you got into."
vanilla spare him 😭
"a fight you say? that's . . . not good. cream has been fine. feel free to tell me more about this fight you got into."
vanilla spare him 😭
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the little smile completely disappeared. she slowly turned to shadow again, hands dangling at her sides before gripping the counter to steady herself, her back now to him.
". . . that sounds dangerous. you need backup if anything else happens," she replied, ears twitching.
"promise me."
". . . that sounds dangerous. you need backup if anything else happens," she replied, ears twitching.
"promise me."
"i'm doing splendidly! thank you for asking, mr. vector. perhaps you can bring mr espio and charmy over for dinner some time. cream would really enjoy the company."
Well, uh. . . You know me, always solving crimes. How's things for you, Miss Vanilla?
hello, mr. vector! how have you been doing? getting into any trouble?
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"i'm doing splendidly! thank you for asking, mr. vector. perhaps you can bring mr espio and charmy over for dinner some time. cream would really enjoy the company."
an ear twitch. vanilla slowly turned to shadow, her hands folded in front of her and a little smile on her features.
"a fight you say? that's . . . not good. cream has been fine. feel free to tell me more about this fight you got into."
vanilla spare him 😭
"a fight you say? that's . . . not good. cream has been fine. feel free to tell me more about this fight you got into."
vanilla spare him 😭
" I've been fine "
A lie.
" Just still partially recovering from a recent fight is all. That's why I haven't been around.
How is Cream? "
A lie.
" Just still partially recovering from a recent fight is all. That's why I haven't been around.
How is Cream? "
"you're welcome. how have you been lately, mr. shadow? you haven't visited in some time, but cream always shares tales of your adventures with her. . . . it's very nice," vanilla replied pleasantly, patiently waiting for the coffee maker to do its job.
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
an ear twitch. vanilla slowly turned to shadow, her hands folded in front of her and a little smile on her features.
"a fight you say? that's . . . not good. cream has been fine. feel free to tell me more about this fight you got into."
vanilla spare him 😭
"a fight you say? that's . . . not good. cream has been fine. feel free to tell me more about this fight you got into."
vanilla spare him 😭
hello, mr. vector! how have you been doing? getting into any trouble?
AH—!
H–HEY!
H–HEY!
😌‼️
December 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
hello, mr. vector! how have you been doing? getting into any trouble?
😌‼️
vanilla. . . 💭💞
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
😌‼️
"you're welcome. how have you been lately, mr. shadow? you haven't visited in some time, but cream always shares tales of your adventures with her. . . . it's very nice," vanilla replied pleasantly, patiently waiting for the coffee maker to do its job.
A small bow of his head.
" Thank you. "
One of the few people Shadow truly respects; Vanilla. Taking her up on her offer, Shadow moves to sit on the couch. Waiting.
" Thank you. "
One of the few people Shadow truly respects; Vanilla. Taking her up on her offer, Shadow moves to sit on the couch. Waiting.
"you're welcome, shadow," she replied, moving to the coffee maker and placing the pot on it.
she prepared the maker, talking all the while without missing a beat. an easy smile on her features.
"sit down. make yourself at home."
she prepared the maker, talking all the while without missing a beat. an easy smile on her features.
"sit down. make yourself at home."
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"you're welcome. how have you been lately, mr. shadow? you haven't visited in some time, but cream always shares tales of your adventures with her. . . . it's very nice," vanilla replied pleasantly, patiently waiting for the coffee maker to do its job.
"you're welcome, shadow," she replied, moving to the coffee maker and placing the pot on it.
she prepared the maker, talking all the while without missing a beat. an easy smile on her features.
"sit down. make yourself at home."
she prepared the maker, talking all the while without missing a beat. an easy smile on her features.
"sit down. make yourself at home."
. . . .
SHE KNOWSSSS??
Ahem-
" I'll have it brewed this time, thank you "
SHE KNOWSSSS??
Ahem-
" I'll have it brewed this time, thank you "
"certainly! would you like brewed or the beans only? i know you most likely don't sweeten the coffee based on how your wife makes it, but i'll try my best."
. . . how does she KNOW THAT....
. . . how does she KNOW THAT....
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"you're welcome, shadow," she replied, moving to the coffee maker and placing the pot on it.
she prepared the maker, talking all the while without missing a beat. an easy smile on her features.
"sit down. make yourself at home."
she prepared the maker, talking all the while without missing a beat. an easy smile on her features.
"sit down. make yourself at home."
"certainly! would you like brewed or the beans only? i know you most likely don't sweeten the coffee based on how your wife makes it, but i'll try my best."
. . . how does she KNOW THAT....
. . . how does she KNOW THAT....
" I'm fine, honestly. . .
. . . But, I appreciate it, thank you. I'll take the coffee "
. . . But, I appreciate it, thank you. I'll take the coffee "
". . . . perhaps you need to sit down with some tea and i'll make you something. or perhaps coffee is more your style. i'm always here to listen."
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"certainly! would you like brewed or the beans only? i know you most likely don't sweeten the coffee based on how your wife makes it, but i'll try my best."
. . . how does she KNOW THAT....
. . . how does she KNOW THAT....
mary 🔔
i'll say right now that i'm only shipping vanilla with vector. that one seems the safest to do in my opinion. just a personal decision. not expecting anything and that's not the focus of this account, but wanted to make a disclaimer sooner than later.
i'll say right now that i'm only shipping vanilla with vector. that one seems the safest to do in my opinion. just a personal decision. not expecting anything and that's not the focus of this account, but wanted to make a disclaimer sooner than later.
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
mary 🔔
i'll say right now that i'm only shipping vanilla with vector. that one seems the safest to do in my opinion. just a personal decision. not expecting anything and that's not the focus of this account, but wanted to make a disclaimer sooner than later.
i'll say right now that i'm only shipping vanilla with vector. that one seems the safest to do in my opinion. just a personal decision. not expecting anything and that's not the focus of this account, but wanted to make a disclaimer sooner than later.
". . . . perhaps you need to sit down with some tea and i'll make you something. or perhaps coffee is more your style. i'm always here to listen."
" Noted. . . -
It's fine, not to worry. I wasn't being serious " 💧
It's fine, not to worry. I wasn't being serious " 💧
". . . .i have ears everywhere, mr. shadow. i was unaware you were hearing voices -- did you need to talk about it?"
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
". . . . perhaps you need to sit down with some tea and i'll make you something. or perhaps coffee is more your style. i'm always here to listen."