☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ
@tragicstripes.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ Take this to my 𝔾ℝ𝔸𝕍𝔼, @killjoydoll.bsky.social ❞🪽
A Shadow on the land of #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺 || MDNI
A Shadow on the land of #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺 || MDNI
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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💎: I have returned.
With my return, I am making a callout post for Doug and Leaf. Full details can be found in the google doc I have made, but I will leave a summary in the comments below.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
With my return, I am making a callout post for Doug and Leaf. Full details can be found in the google doc I have made, but I will leave a summary in the comments below.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Callout: Nikto and Kay
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January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
💎: I have returned.
With my return, I am making a callout post for Doug and Leaf. Full details can be found in the google doc I have made, but I will leave a summary in the comments below.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
With my return, I am making a callout post for Doug and Leaf. Full details can be found in the google doc I have made, but I will leave a summary in the comments below.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Fuck yeah
@tragicstripes.bsky.social all three. hope you're ready.
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Fuck yeah
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@tragicstripes.bsky.social all three. hope you're ready.
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
@tragicstripes.bsky.social all three. hope you're ready.
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
A blocklist made by A on my behalf. Subscribe to immediately block Doug and Leaf.
A blocklist made by A on my behalf. Subscribe to immediately block Doug and Leaf.
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
bsky.app/profile/did:...
A blocklist made by A on my behalf. Subscribe to immediately block Doug and Leaf.
A blocklist made by A on my behalf. Subscribe to immediately block Doug and Leaf.
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Anonymous has also informed me that
@/prinnyinstructor and @/kommandodragon are run by Nikto
@/mercifulmedic is also Leaf.
Thank you for the update.
@/prinnyinstructor and @/kommandodragon are run by Nikto
@/mercifulmedic is also Leaf.
Thank you for the update.
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Anonymous has also informed me that
@/prinnyinstructor and @/kommandodragon are run by Nikto
@/mercifulmedic is also Leaf.
Thank you for the update.
@/prinnyinstructor and @/kommandodragon are run by Nikto
@/mercifulmedic is also Leaf.
Thank you for the update.
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⠀⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
i am aware gatu (theircriesamuseme) only appears briefly but i can vouch for her not being doug or leaf as she is my little sister and a minor 𓈒
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⠀⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
i am aware gatu (theircriesamuseme) only appears briefly but i can vouch for her not being doug or leaf as she is my little sister and a minor 𓈒
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Author Note: theircriesamuseme is not Doug or Leaf.
My apologies to the anon. As a lot of their accounts I have had blocked since September and the font used mirrored an account penned by Doug involving penguins.
But the rest of them I am sure of.
My apologies to the anon. As a lot of their accounts I have had blocked since September and the font used mirrored an account penned by Doug involving penguins.
But the rest of them I am sure of.
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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⠀⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
i am aware gatu (theircriesamuseme) only appears briefly but i can vouch for her not being doug or leaf as she is my little sister and a minor 𓈒
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⠀⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
i am aware gatu (theircriesamuseme) only appears briefly but i can vouch for her not being doug or leaf as she is my little sister and a minor 𓈒
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A loud scoff, one that could easily reverberate off the walls of the lavish palace. His aggression remains, presence growing and hostile mockery pugnant. The hedgehog’s steps continue.
“ As if you could. As capable as you are, you can’t beat me. +
“ As if you could. As capable as you are, you can’t beat me. +
to apologize for how I conducted myself towards you.
. . . So why don't you quell that tone of yours and step BACK .ᐣ I'd rather not have to forcefully quiet you myself. ❞
. . . So why don't you quell that tone of yours and step BACK .ᐣ I'd rather not have to forcefully quiet you myself. ❞
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
A loud scoff, one that could easily reverberate off the walls of the lavish palace. His aggression remains, presence growing and hostile mockery pugnant. The hedgehog’s steps continue.
“ As if you could. As capable as you are, you can’t beat me. +
“ As if you could. As capable as you are, you can’t beat me. +
“ Yes, I understand. But, thank you for your concern. Though it won’t happen again, I assure you. “
He is absolutely planning for a second battle—
Another sip of the given drink before his gaze lifts to meet her own.
“ Hmph. . .
Let’s just move the topic along. . “
He is absolutely planning for a second battle—
Another sip of the given drink before his gaze lifts to meet her own.
“ Hmph. . .
Let’s just move the topic along. . “
"my lips are sealed, mr. shadow. you really don't have to worry about me interfering. i am simply worried about the outcome of a second battle."
vanilla frowned and approached shadow, hands crossed in front of her and staring down at him.
"you're strong, but friendship strengthens us all."
vanilla frowned and approached shadow, hands crossed in front of her and staring down at him.
"you're strong, but friendship strengthens us all."
Gently blowing the coffee, prepping it for a sip.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
“ Yes, I understand. But, thank you for your concern. Though it won’t happen again, I assure you. “
He is absolutely planning for a second battle—
Another sip of the given drink before his gaze lifts to meet her own.
“ Hmph. . .
Let’s just move the topic along. . “
He is absolutely planning for a second battle—
Another sip of the given drink before his gaze lifts to meet her own.
“ Hmph. . .
Let’s just move the topic along. . “
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i would fall in love with you, over and over again.
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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don’t you understand? we have seen both the worst and best parts of each other. our souls are intertwined. you are a decaying corpse and i’m the maggots digging into your skin, feeding off your rotting flesh.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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boost this ifi you guys can so people can block the bots. keep me up to date with new accounts too if you can
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Done. Feel free to spread this list as I am going to be keeping it as up todate as i can.
Done. Feel free to spread this list as I am going to be keeping it as up todate as i can.
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
boost this ifi you guys can so people can block the bots. keep me up to date with new accounts too if you can
“ Mountains, every couple of days. Need a routine, otherwise nothing will happen. “
Quickly making a note with actual location and meet-up details, handing it over
Quickly making a note with actual location and meet-up details, handing it over
“Train me?”
She paused, thinking it over.
“Eh. What the hell. Sure. When and where do you wanna meet up?”
She paused, thinking it over.
“Eh. What the hell. Sure. When and where do you wanna meet up?”
" Don't be an idiot. Of course not with drugs!
I'd just simply train you, that's all "
I'd just simply train you, that's all "
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“ Mountains, every couple of days. Need a routine, otherwise nothing will happen. “
Quickly making a note with actual location and meet-up details, handing it over
Quickly making a note with actual location and meet-up details, handing it over
Today was a good day.
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Today was a good day.
" Don't be an idiot. Of course not with drugs!
I'd just simply train you, that's all "
I'd just simply train you, that's all "
“Oh? How? It better not be drugs. I drink but I don’t do drugs-”
" Then work on it. "
A small pause.
" . . . . Hmph. . . I'm willing to help you gain strength if you'd like. "
A small pause.
" . . . . Hmph. . . I'm willing to help you gain strength if you'd like. "
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
" Don't be an idiot. Of course not with drugs!
I'd just simply train you, that's all "
I'd just simply train you, that's all "
Very true, very true. Blood and saliva it is then. A faint, muffle chuckle to her placed hands. And now? He'll finally listen to her commands. For now at least.
Simply vaguely nodding as his answer
Simply vaguely nodding as his answer
most likely a trail of blood AND saliva since she is biting hard enough to draw crimson. the blonde hedgehog hummed in acknowledgement of his words and pressed one hand against his mouth, the other on his forehead.
"at least you know. . . . will you behave for me."
"at least you know. . . . will you behave for me."
Groans sounding, moaning into the messy kiss once more, silenced only from words. A small 'pop' as their lips part, a trail of saliva connecting them.
" Oh how evil you are, my dear~ "
" Oh how evil you are, my dear~ "
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Very true, very true. Blood and saliva it is then. A faint, muffle chuckle to her placed hands. And now? He'll finally listen to her commands. For now at least.
Simply vaguely nodding as his answer
Simply vaguely nodding as his answer
" Then work on it. "
A small pause.
" . . . . Hmph. . . I'm willing to help you gain strength if you'd like. "
A small pause.
" . . . . Hmph. . . I'm willing to help you gain strength if you'd like. "
“Yeah but…. I don’t exactly have much strength or presence….”
" Tch.. You're a fool.
So what if you were 18? Give them all something else to worry about. Age doesn't matter when it comes to strength and presence. "
So what if you were 18? Give them all something else to worry about. Age doesn't matter when it comes to strength and presence. "
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
" Then work on it. "
A small pause.
" . . . . Hmph. . . I'm willing to help you gain strength if you'd like. "
A small pause.
" . . . . Hmph. . . I'm willing to help you gain strength if you'd like. "
Groans sounding, moaning into the messy kiss once more, silenced only from words. A small 'pop' as their lips part, a trail of saliva connecting them.
" Oh how evil you are, my dear~ "
" Oh how evil you are, my dear~ "
douchebag silently pressed more against her husband, hands tightening their grip on his wrists and lips crashing against his to shut him up. pulling away from the kiss suddenly just as it was starting to get passionate.
"torment you," she decided vocally, staring down at him.
"torment you," she decided vocally, staring down at him.
" hAhh!~ "
A small exclamation as his back hit the floor below them. Now truly pinned, the blond hedgehog straddled over him, and Shadow just smirking and wriggling his wrists all the more.
" Keeping your word as always. Now I'm on the ground, what are you going to do, hmm?~ "
A small exclamation as his back hit the floor below them. Now truly pinned, the blond hedgehog straddled over him, and Shadow just smirking and wriggling his wrists all the more.
" Keeping your word as always. Now I'm on the ground, what are you going to do, hmm?~ "
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Groans sounding, moaning into the messy kiss once more, silenced only from words. A small 'pop' as their lips part, a trail of saliva connecting them.
" Oh how evil you are, my dear~ "
" Oh how evil you are, my dear~ "
" Tch.. You're a fool.
So what if you were 18? Give them all something else to worry about. Age doesn't matter when it comes to strength and presence. "
So what if you were 18? Give them all something else to worry about. Age doesn't matter when it comes to strength and presence. "
“I do!…. It’s what happens when end up in hell when you’re 18…..”
" Who cares about fitting in? Doing so will only hurt yourself more. "
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
" Tch.. You're a fool.
So what if you were 18? Give them all something else to worry about. Age doesn't matter when it comes to strength and presence. "
So what if you were 18? Give them all something else to worry about. Age doesn't matter when it comes to strength and presence. "
" hAhh!~ "
A small exclamation as his back hit the floor below them. Now truly pinned, the blond hedgehog straddled over him, and Shadow just smirking and wriggling his wrists all the more.
" Keeping your word as always. Now I'm on the ground, what are you going to do, hmm?~ "
A small exclamation as his back hit the floor below them. Now truly pinned, the blond hedgehog straddled over him, and Shadow just smirking and wriggling his wrists all the more.
" Keeping your word as always. Now I'm on the ground, what are you going to do, hmm?~ "
the blonde hedgehog's grip tightened and he was put in a hold before she brought him to the ground, probably before he even finished talking, and kept him there. luckily she made it so the fall wasn't too bad.
"you were saying," she mused, keeping him pressed to the ground.
"you were saying," she mused, keeping him pressed to the ground.
" Then do it,~ " he so mischievously replied, smug expression permeating.
Indeed she can, but even more so true that Shadow could easily turn the tables if he wanted.
But a small chirp to the care before moans returned
Indeed she can, but even more so true that Shadow could easily turn the tables if he wanted.
But a small chirp to the care before moans returned
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
" hAhh!~ "
A small exclamation as his back hit the floor below them. Now truly pinned, the blond hedgehog straddled over him, and Shadow just smirking and wriggling his wrists all the more.
" Keeping your word as always. Now I'm on the ground, what are you going to do, hmm?~ "
A small exclamation as his back hit the floor below them. Now truly pinned, the blond hedgehog straddled over him, and Shadow just smirking and wriggling his wrists all the more.
" Keeping your word as always. Now I'm on the ground, what are you going to do, hmm?~ "
" Who cares about fitting in? Doing so will only hurt yourself more. "
“Eh…. I do like standing out…. But I also wanna fit in….. I don’t wanna feel like an outcast….”
" Hm. . Fair point.
But you can still be the odd one out amongst the Overlords. Be unique in comparison. "
But you can still be the odd one out amongst the Overlords. Be unique in comparison. "
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
" Who cares about fitting in? Doing so will only hurt yourself more. "
Yes
Again??
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yes
" Then do it,~ " he so mischievously replied, smug expression permeating.
Indeed she can, but even more so true that Shadow could easily turn the tables if he wanted.
But a small chirp to the care before moans returned
Indeed she can, but even more so true that Shadow could easily turn the tables if he wanted.
But a small chirp to the care before moans returned
"i put you on the ground," she replied casually, knowing damn well she had the strength to do so, but probably not able to keep him in place if he decided to seriously fight back.
silently, and with care, she licked his wounds before going back to aggressively kiss him.
silently, and with care, she licked his wounds before going back to aggressively kiss him.
Light gasps to each ministration, pain and pleasure he so enjoyed. A smirk slowly and faintly forming as they share breaths.
" And if I don't? "
" And if I don't? "
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
" Then do it,~ " he so mischievously replied, smug expression permeating.
Indeed she can, but even more so true that Shadow could easily turn the tables if he wanted.
But a small chirp to the care before moans returned
Indeed she can, but even more so true that Shadow could easily turn the tables if he wanted.
But a small chirp to the care before moans returned
" Good. "
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
" Good. "
Gently blowing the coffee, prepping it for a sip.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.
"i completely understand, mr. shadow. i will not say anything to anybody, but i . . .i highly suggest you have backup the next time you go against the princess."
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
vanilla KNEW shadow by now. shadow always wanted to get things done, and assumed he wouldn't allow failure to happen again.
" I know. And I appreciate the thought.
But I wasn't prepared. I tried to be of help and I completely underestimated my opponent. My lonesome attempt with lacklustre info causing my failure. "
Reaching out to take the cup when offered, staring into the dark liquid.
" And I wouldn't wish that +
But I wasn't prepared. I tried to be of help and I completely underestimated my opponent. My lonesome attempt with lacklustre info causing my failure. "
Reaching out to take the cup when offered, staring into the dark liquid.
" And I wouldn't wish that +
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Gently blowing the coffee, prepping it for a sip.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.
" I will. I promised.
And I'll be sure to be as knowledgeable as possible for next time. "
And indeed he will. Or so he hopes. Will try his damned hardest.