DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱
@killjoydoll.bsky.social
【 DOUCHEBAG THE HEDGEHOG 】
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
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. . . .
( side eyes with apathetic features )
( side eyes with apathetic features )
I'm Shadow The Hedgehog.
Pay me $5000 dollars.
Pay me $5000 dollars.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
. . . .
( side eyes with apathetic features )
( side eyes with apathetic features )
quietly wrapping her arms around him and resting her head on his shoulder. gazing at him.
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
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November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
quietly wrapping her arms around him and resting her head on his shoulder. gazing at him.
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
. . . . . .is he getting upset because he's not in crossworlds. . .
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
. . . . . .is he getting upset because he's not in crossworlds. . .
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just staring at him with the most apathetic expression. she shakes her head and makes a 'cease' gesture.
"enough."
"enough."
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
just staring at him with the most apathetic expression. she shakes her head and makes a 'cease' gesture.
"enough."
"enough."
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July 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
mary 🔔
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
mary 🔔
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
mary 🔔
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
mary 🔔
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
mary 🔔
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
hm. . . . . yeah. true.
Pants are overrated
( wears only dresses )
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hm. . . . . yeah. true.
( wears only dresses )
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
( wears only dresses )
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
a pause and douchebag gently takes his hands, leaning in and pressing kisses to his face. the apathetic expression remains the same, yet a blush finally flushes her features.
"very creative, darling."
"very creative, darling."
Everything is nothing but a fleeting illusion․
Minus one thing of course․
You․
Minus one thing of course․
You․
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November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a pause and douchebag gently takes his hands, leaning in and pressing kisses to his face. the apathetic expression remains the same, yet a blush finally flushes her features.
"very creative, darling."
"very creative, darling."
". . . . . . alright. noted."
❛ When I'm bored I dip Rosy and Miles in tar and they scream loud as fuuuckkkkkkkk. ❜
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
". . . . . . alright. noted."
sol douchebag nodded and scurried away, carrying froggy with her in her haste to inform the wedding venue. douchebag actually audibly chuckled and gently rested her head on his shoulder.
"i suppose we should go back inside and let them fuss over us. . . it is a special day, after all."
"i suppose we should go back inside and let them fuss over us. . . it is a special day, after all."
Mumbles and comments returned in response to her babbles, holding his hand out for the child to play with whilst the adults talked.
" Two minutes will be plenty. We'll be ready soon "
" Two minutes will be plenty. We'll be ready soon "
douchebag's expression twitched a bit as froggy giggled and held up her flower basket. the little frog was babbling to her uncle.
"yes. we will be there soon. give us two minutes or so," replied douchebag over the babbling frog.
"yes. we will be there soon. give us two minutes or so," replied douchebag over the babbling frog.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
sol douchebag nodded and scurried away, carrying froggy with her in her haste to inform the wedding venue. douchebag actually audibly chuckled and gently rested her head on his shoulder.
"i suppose we should go back inside and let them fuss over us. . . it is a special day, after all."
"i suppose we should go back inside and let them fuss over us. . . it is a special day, after all."
douchebag's expression twitched a bit as froggy giggled and held up her flower basket. the little frog was babbling to her uncle.
"yes. we will be there soon. give us two minutes or so," replied douchebag over the babbling frog.
"yes. we will be there soon. give us two minutes or so," replied douchebag over the babbling frog.
Smile widening at the sight of Froggy, giving her a little poke to her side.
" Very adorable.
Yes, that would be appreciated, thank you "
" Very adorable.
Yes, that would be appreciated, thank you "
sol douchebag nodded and adjusted her wedding attire before holding up froggy, who was dressed in her flower girl outfit.
"she looks adorable. we'll be ready, SD, so you can go and inform the wedding venue," douchebag replied calmly despite sol douchebag's anxious motions.
"she looks adorable. we'll be ready, SD, so you can go and inform the wedding venue," douchebag replied calmly despite sol douchebag's anxious motions.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
douchebag's expression twitched a bit as froggy giggled and held up her flower basket. the little frog was babbling to her uncle.
"yes. we will be there soon. give us two minutes or so," replied douchebag over the babbling frog.
"yes. we will be there soon. give us two minutes or so," replied douchebag over the babbling frog.
sol douchebag nodded and adjusted her wedding attire before holding up froggy, who was dressed in her flower girl outfit.
"she looks adorable. we'll be ready, SD, so you can go and inform the wedding venue," douchebag replied calmly despite sol douchebag's anxious motions.
"she looks adorable. we'll be ready, SD, so you can go and inform the wedding venue," douchebag replied calmly despite sol douchebag's anxious motions.
A single chuckle given, smile remaining as he looks to her Sol counterpart.
" Very impatient.
Don't worry, we'll be ready, " he responds, giving her kisses to her cheek
" Very impatient.
Don't worry, we'll be ready, " he responds, giving her kisses to her cheek
the blonde hedgehog pressed kisses to his face and chirped at him though sol douchebag was clutching at her sleeves and getting nervous that they would be late to the sight of the wedding.
"see what I mean. she is impatient too."
"see what I mean. she is impatient too."
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
sol douchebag nodded and adjusted her wedding attire before holding up froggy, who was dressed in her flower girl outfit.
"she looks adorable. we'll be ready, SD, so you can go and inform the wedding venue," douchebag replied calmly despite sol douchebag's anxious motions.
"she looks adorable. we'll be ready, SD, so you can go and inform the wedding venue," douchebag replied calmly despite sol douchebag's anxious motions.
the blonde hedgehog pressed kisses to his face and chirped at him though sol douchebag was clutching at her sleeves and getting nervous that they would be late to the sight of the wedding.
"see what I mean. she is impatient too."
"see what I mean. she is impatient too."
" I can't blame you. I'm rather impatient myself. I love you very much too. "
A chirp given to the moment of peace, a smile on his face
" Mine as well. "
A chirp given to the moment of peace, a smile on his face
" Mine as well. "
"I can't wait. i am rather impatient. i love you very much," she said while snuggled up against his shoulder.
"today will be one of the happiest days of my life, darling."
"today will be one of the happiest days of my life, darling."
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the blonde hedgehog pressed kisses to his face and chirped at him though sol douchebag was clutching at her sleeves and getting nervous that they would be late to the sight of the wedding.
"see what I mean. she is impatient too."
"see what I mean. she is impatient too."
"I can't wait. i am rather impatient. i love you very much," she said while snuggled up against his shoulder.
"today will be one of the happiest days of my life, darling."
"today will be one of the happiest days of my life, darling."
" Bringing bad luck on Halloween? Heh, sounds perfectly fitting to me, " responding in jest before giving a kiss to her lips.
" I missed you too. And I look forward to seeing you later "
" I missed you too. And I look forward to seeing you later "
"I know I shouldn't see you before the wedding, but I couldn't help myself. i missed you," she said while placing her head on his shoulder.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"I can't wait. i am rather impatient. i love you very much," she said while snuggled up against his shoulder.
"today will be one of the happiest days of my life, darling."
"today will be one of the happiest days of my life, darling."
"I know I shouldn't see you before the wedding, but I couldn't help myself. i missed you," she said while placing her head on his shoulder.
His own arms wrapping around her in return, affection also returned with kisses to her own face.
gently wrapping her arms around @tragicstripes.bsky.social and pressing kisses to his face.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"I know I shouldn't see you before the wedding, but I couldn't help myself. i missed you," she said while placing her head on his shoulder.