DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱
@killjoydoll.bsky.social
【 DOUCHEBAG THE HEDGEHOG 】
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
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𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣. 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗.!! ind portrayal of 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐞 & 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 . written for the S̲o̲n̲i̲c̲.̲E̲X̲E̲ verse & MVRP . ꪶ ֯ ⁎ ꫂ . Heavy Headcanon based ━━─┈ ཾ༵
a picture of a cartoon character with the words i 'm going to have a panic attack on it .
ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with the words i 'm going to have a panic attack on it .
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November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣. 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗.!! ind portrayal of 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐞 & 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 . written for the S̲o̲n̲i̲c̲.̲E̲X̲E̲ verse & MVRP . ꪶ ֯ ⁎ ꫂ . Heavy Headcanon based ━━─┈ ཾ༵
the blonde hedgehog glances at her phone and smirks inwardly. with apathetic features, she taunts him through text and goes on about how it's a shame he isn't here right now with her.
all in good fun, of course.
all in good fun, of course.
And each picture is saved many times over. It’s literally his entire photo gallery—
He’ll send her some pictures in return
He’ll send her some pictures in return
she blinks at her phone before sending him another batch of pictures of her in different poses.
what kind of wife would she be if she didn't send him more.
what kind of wife would she be if she didn't send him more.
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the blonde hedgehog glances at her phone and smirks inwardly. with apathetic features, she taunts him through text and goes on about how it's a shame he isn't here right now with her.
all in good fun, of course.
all in good fun, of course.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
she blinks at her phone before sending him another batch of pictures of her in different poses.
what kind of wife would she be if she didn't send him more.
what kind of wife would she be if she didn't send him more.
Absolutely. If he doesn’t what kind of husband is he?~
of course he does ~ as he should.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
she blinks at her phone before sending him another batch of pictures of her in different poses.
what kind of wife would she be if she didn't send him more.
what kind of wife would she be if she didn't send him more.
of course he does ~ as he should.
Shadow has the image saved several times on his phone.
mary 🔔
douchebag would NEVER post a picture of herself for #seductivesunday, but she sends this image to all her ship partners privately ❤️
douchebag would NEVER post a picture of herself for #seductivesunday, but she sends this image to all her ship partners privately ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
of course he does ~ as he should.
mary 🔔
douchebag would NEVER post a picture of herself for #seductivesunday, but she sends this image to all her ship partners privately ❤️
douchebag would NEVER post a picture of herself for #seductivesunday, but she sends this image to all her ship partners privately ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
mary 🔔
douchebag would NEVER post a picture of herself for #seductivesunday, but she sends this image to all her ship partners privately ❤️
douchebag would NEVER post a picture of herself for #seductivesunday, but she sends this image to all her ship partners privately ❤️
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. . . .
( side eyes with apathetic features )
( side eyes with apathetic features )
I'm Shadow The Hedgehog.
Pay me $5000 dollars.
Pay me $5000 dollars.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
. . . .
( side eyes with apathetic features )
( side eyes with apathetic features )
quietly wrapping her arms around him and resting her head on his shoulder. gazing at him.
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
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November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
quietly wrapping her arms around him and resting her head on his shoulder. gazing at him.
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
"you'll be fine. your invite will most likely arrive soon. i understand your frustration."
. . . . . .is he getting upset because he's not in crossworlds. . .
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
. . . . . .is he getting upset because he's not in crossworlds. . .
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just staring at him with the most apathetic expression. she shakes her head and makes a 'cease' gesture.
"enough."
"enough."
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
just staring at him with the most apathetic expression. she shakes her head and makes a 'cease' gesture.
"enough."
"enough."
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July 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
mary 🔔
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
mary 🔔
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
mary 🔔
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
the only thing i can see being an issue is the way douchebag is a bit less outgoing and sonic's apparent unwillingness to commit from what i can remember. douchebag is also a VERY strict person about relationships and doesn't tolerate nonsense. they might clash personalities.
mary 🔔
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
mary 🔔
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
i will admit i've ALWAYS wondered what a ship between douchebag and a sonic would be like. i think it'd be a bit interesting only because douchebag is a complete opposite of sonic, yet they both live by their own rules. idk if he'd try to 'fix' her. much to think about.
hm. . . . . yeah. true.
Pants are overrated
( wears only dresses )
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hm. . . . . yeah. true.
( wears only dresses )
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
( wears only dresses )
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
. . . . . . . . pants, huh.
a pause and douchebag gently takes his hands, leaning in and pressing kisses to his face. the apathetic expression remains the same, yet a blush finally flushes her features.
"very creative, darling."
"very creative, darling."
Everything is nothing but a fleeting illusion․
Minus one thing of course․
You․
Minus one thing of course․
You․
. . . . .
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a pause and douchebag gently takes his hands, leaning in and pressing kisses to his face. the apathetic expression remains the same, yet a blush finally flushes her features.
"very creative, darling."
"very creative, darling."
". . . . . . alright. noted."
❛ When I'm bored I dip Rosy and Miles in tar and they scream loud as fuuuckkkkkkkk. ❜
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
". . . . . . alright. noted."
