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_impish
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👉this alien is designer ™👈
⚡️politically outraged⚡️
If you think setting boundaries is telling someone to not do/say/talk about something, you need therapy.

Boundaries created by YOU are to remove YOURSELF from whatever situation makes you feel some type of way. Not for you to become a dictator of how people should interact.

Grow up.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Them: But releasing the Pepstein files will destabilize the global economy, both sides are on the list —

Me:
a cartoon of a man standing in front of a fire with the words burn it all down
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a fire with the words burn it all down
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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No wonder the Pedophile Protection Party shut Congress down early.
July 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pepstein’s lawyer got the snipe lmao we’re fucked
July 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
not celebrating the 4th but I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and breathe in the patriotism and sulfur
July 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Zohran-pilled. Mamdani-maxxing. Smoking on that hope pack.
June 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
everyday I wish more and more that those bullets didn’t fuckin miss.
June 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Do boomers ever stop to think that the reason millennials are so concerned about their avocado toast is the fact that multiple times in their life they’ve woken up to a completely changed world (ex., 9/11)

but avocado toast never changes. it’s the truest form of stability.
June 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I fucking hate the dentist dude
April 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Leaving my chair after hyperfocusing on work
a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him .
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Walking out of Sinners at 2am to find out the pope died
a man is standing in a room wearing a white tank top and blue jeans .
ALT: a man is standing in a room wearing a white tank top and blue jeans .
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Look im just saying if trump actually does have the brain rot disease I will be so happy and also it would track soso much

He was freaking out about GROCERIES

G R O C E R I E S

?????????????
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
wait why are they making another avengers movie have they not learned their lesson
March 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“How are you?”
a man says oh my god so good in front of a forest
ALT: a man says oh my god so good in front of a forest
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Severance why would you do this
March 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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i feel so much rage whenever people try to justify LLM use in art by saying well what about disabled people?

disabled people make art every day. they often do utilize tools to help them create. but they don't need a machine to make art for them, and that's all an LLM can do for a writer.
sharing with alt text
March 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I think what we all need as a society is a giant ice pick right into the eye socket
March 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Deadass wish I didn’t live in the valley rn

I have never in my life experienced so many earthquakes in the span of a year

Literally what the actual fuck
March 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
fuck no get me out
March 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
pull the fucking trigger for the love of god
March 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why did my prescription ship from my pharmacy, 10 minutes from my house, to motherfucking BALTIMORE????????
March 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
no thoughts head empty

except it’s all thoughts head full in a trenchcoat
March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
imagine having a body so intertwined with the weather that even the mildest shift gives you a migraine

SIKE I don’t need to imagine it just happens
February 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
WOW I HATE NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH
February 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We need more headlines like this in the world 😘
Senator Mitch McConnell is not seeking reelection next year, per AP
February 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM