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@uncltrdbctria.bsky.social
(rae/they/them)
👉this alien is designer ™👈
⚡️politically outraged⚡️
👉this alien is designer ™👈
⚡️politically outraged⚡️
At this point I just wanna know the amount of times he’s in there so I know how many more pins to put in the voodoo doll
July 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
At this point I just wanna know the amount of times he’s in there so I know how many more pins to put in the voodoo doll
The fuck are you weighing? Better be your conscience
July 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The fuck are you weighing? Better be your conscience
It’s not even funny anymore, we are deadass living out the plot of House of Cards and you cannot convince me otherwise
July 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s not even funny anymore, we are deadass living out the plot of House of Cards and you cannot convince me otherwise
if anyone is curious I surpassed 100% wish the minute after the trigger was pulled
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
if anyone is curious I surpassed 100% wish the minute after the trigger was pulled
Wow I can already tell im gonna lose
I never had me
I never had my car
I never had me
I never had my car
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Wow I can already tell im gonna lose
I never had me
I never had my car
I never had me
I never had my car
We tell the best jokes cuz we use the biggest joke as a reference 💅
June 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We tell the best jokes cuz we use the biggest joke as a reference 💅
Ok but the way I thought this exact thing
June 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Ok but the way I thought this exact thing
ok this one was nice I guess but holy shit I was in less pain before I walked into that office
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ok this one was nice I guess but holy shit I was in less pain before I walked into that office
I would finance this entire film and put myself into immeasurable debt
March 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I would finance this entire film and put myself into immeasurable debt