Just let me fucking live, ok???
December 17, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Just let me fucking live, ok???
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A rare case of butt touchin'
December 15, 2023 at 8:08 PM
A rare case of butt touchin'
Put a few dashes of bitters in your emergen-c drink to really wake up the flavors
December 12, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Put a few dashes of bitters in your emergen-c drink to really wake up the flavors
Chip Ganassi has got to be so pissed off that he didn’t think of the deferred salary thing first
December 11, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Chip Ganassi has got to be so pissed off that he didn’t think of the deferred salary thing first
I got a full course of doxycycline for my fucked up shit 🙌🙌
December 11, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I got a full course of doxycycline for my fucked up shit 🙌🙌
I could really fuck up an egg salad sandwich and a cup of tomato artichoke soup from the fancy brunch place right about now
December 10, 2023 at 6:33 PM
I could really fuck up an egg salad sandwich and a cup of tomato artichoke soup from the fancy brunch place right about now
Show me a picture that has your energy. No selfies.
December 10, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Show me a picture that has your energy. No selfies.
I accidentally got high on nasal spray and not the fun kind of high
December 10, 2023 at 3:01 AM
I accidentally got high on nasal spray and not the fun kind of high
Phoebe’s going to get to the bottom of this
December 9, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Phoebe’s going to get to the bottom of this
I botched a sinus rinse and now my shit is all fucked up
December 9, 2023 at 12:49 PM
I botched a sinus rinse and now my shit is all fucked up
A part of being a parent that they don’t tell you about is that after your kid goes to bed you can get high and see who can do the best impression of Daniel Tiger’s dad
December 8, 2023 at 10:48 PM
A part of being a parent that they don’t tell you about is that after your kid goes to bed you can get high and see who can do the best impression of Daniel Tiger’s dad
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The Vatican’s top 10 pop albums list is the work of an inspired mind
December 6, 2023 at 6:48 PM
The Vatican’s top 10 pop albums list is the work of an inspired mind
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You couldn’t water board an L this big out of me
December 4, 2023 at 4:23 PM
You couldn’t water board an L this big out of me
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Grinch how tall
Grinch net worth
Grinch net worth
December 3, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Grinch how tall
Grinch net worth
Grinch net worth
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1942 Jon Taffer at the Holiday Inn: You can't make any profit if you're only open 15 days a year. He's already set himself up for failure! Wait a second... is he putting on blackface makeup?! He's gonna completely drive away all his business, I gotta go do something [storms out of his recon sleigh]
December 1, 2023 at 1:48 AM
1942 Jon Taffer at the Holiday Inn: You can't make any profit if you're only open 15 days a year. He's already set himself up for failure! Wait a second... is he putting on blackface makeup?! He's gonna completely drive away all his business, I gotta go do something [storms out of his recon sleigh]
We didn’t get any leftovers last week so we’re smoking up a nice turkey breast
December 2, 2023 at 6:24 PM
We didn’t get any leftovers last week so we’re smoking up a nice turkey breast
Phoebe put on my boots
November 28, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Phoebe put on my boots
I can’t wait to have a beer fridge
November 27, 2023 at 2:26 AM
I can’t wait to have a beer fridge
Finally getting my Last Waltz viewing in
November 27, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Finally getting my Last Waltz viewing in
