Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social
The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
I have a better question...
What would it take for the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
What would it take for the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have a better question...
What would it take for the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
What would it take for the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
I tooooold yooooou!
I TOOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!
I TOOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!
BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I tooooold yooooou!
I TOOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!
I TOOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!
Sweetheart or asshole, you get the me you have comin'!
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sweetheart or asshole, you get the me you have comin'!
Did... Y'all about Grijalva?
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Did... Y'all about Grijalva?
Chin up, y'all. Remember, pot was illegal not too far back.
Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Chin up, y'all. Remember, pot was illegal not too far back.
Say whay you will... Both sides showed who they really were.
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Say whay you will... Both sides showed who they really were.
Which sounds crazier to you; Having lived your life as a man and thinking you just might be happier living as a woman, or looking forward to an imaginary tariff check to add to your imaginary DOGE check so you can buy some imaginary two-dollar gas?
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Which sounds crazier to you; Having lived your life as a man and thinking you just might be happier living as a woman, or looking forward to an imaginary tariff check to add to your imaginary DOGE check so you can buy some imaginary two-dollar gas?
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Look at all the military in line for the food bank. They will fight for our country n end up not having the $$ to feed themselves or their family 🤦🏻♀️ #lasvegas #arresttrump
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Look at all the military in line for the food bank. They will fight for our country n end up not having the $$ to feed themselves or their family 🤦🏻♀️ #lasvegas #arresttrump
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A good argument for socialism is $1 trillion can’t buy you happiness
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A good argument for socialism is $1 trillion can’t buy you happiness
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Yes, yes, black dude, baseball, Jesus, very nice... Anyway, Epstein...
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Yes, yes, black dude, baseball, Jesus, very nice... Anyway, Epstein...
Imagine a conservative "Twilight Zone" where every episode the horrifying twist turned out to be..... No so bad, really.
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Imagine a conservative "Twilight Zone" where every episode the horrifying twist turned out to be..... No so bad, really.
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I am on a first name basis with... One, two... No less than EIGHT transgendered women.
Not ONCE have I EVER questioned whether or not I'm a guy.
And I'm NUTS!
So what is it about what's in SOMEONE ELSE'S passport that makes YOU feel so uneasy?
Not ONCE have I EVER questioned whether or not I'm a guy.
And I'm NUTS!
So what is it about what's in SOMEONE ELSE'S passport that makes YOU feel so uneasy?
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am on a first name basis with... One, two... No less than EIGHT transgendered women.
Not ONCE have I EVER questioned whether or not I'm a guy.
And I'm NUTS!
So what is it about what's in SOMEONE ELSE'S passport that makes YOU feel so uneasy?
Not ONCE have I EVER questioned whether or not I'm a guy.
And I'm NUTS!
So what is it about what's in SOMEONE ELSE'S passport that makes YOU feel so uneasy?
Yeah-yeah, I know, I think anti-woke memes suck too..... But ya gotta admit... @markhamillofficial.bsky.social would've made a CUTE girl!
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yeah-yeah, I know, I think anti-woke memes suck too..... But ya gotta admit... @markhamillofficial.bsky.social would've made a CUTE girl!
WHAT THEY SAID
"Yes. We will discuss it Saturday. Okay?"
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
"Is this going to be one of those 'discussions' where I walk away feeling incredibly discouraged if not like an utter failure in every aspect of life?"
WHAT I SAID
"Ok."
"Yes. We will discuss it Saturday. Okay?"
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
"Is this going to be one of those 'discussions' where I walk away feeling incredibly discouraged if not like an utter failure in every aspect of life?"
WHAT I SAID
"Ok."
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
WHAT THEY SAID
"Yes. We will discuss it Saturday. Okay?"
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
"Is this going to be one of those 'discussions' where I walk away feeling incredibly discouraged if not like an utter failure in every aspect of life?"
WHAT I SAID
"Ok."
"Yes. We will discuss it Saturday. Okay?"
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
"Is this going to be one of those 'discussions' where I walk away feeling incredibly discouraged if not like an utter failure in every aspect of life?"
WHAT I SAID
"Ok."
CRUSTICE IS SERVED!!!
A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
CRUSTICE IS SERVED!!!
........... Well... We're WAAAAAAITIIIING...
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
........... Well... We're WAAAAAAITIIIING...
@animatronikki.bsky.social What kind of music does Emmy like?
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
@animatronikki.bsky.social What kind of music does Emmy like?
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Voice Actor casting call! Currently casting Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers In a Nutshell extras and side characters on our discord server!
Deadline is 5th of December!
discord.gg/VChUGms5Y
Deadline is 5th of December!
discord.gg/VChUGms5Y
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Voice Actor casting call! Currently casting Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers In a Nutshell extras and side characters on our discord server!
Deadline is 5th of December!
discord.gg/VChUGms5Y
Deadline is 5th of December!
discord.gg/VChUGms5Y
If he's a fundamentalist Muslim then he's not a very GOOD one.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If he's a fundamentalist Muslim then he's not a very GOOD one.
I'm sure they'll take all this gracefully.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm sure they'll take all this gracefully.
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Zohran Mamdani proves that proudly and genuinely standing up for trans people (along with all other oppressed and downtrodden groups) is not just morally necessary, but a winning strategy
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Zohran Mamdani proves that proudly and genuinely standing up for trans people (along with all other oppressed and downtrodden groups) is not just morally necessary, but a winning strategy