Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social
The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
I would ask a question in counter;
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would ask a question in counter;
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
"Trouble" my fat d@go ASS! I'd have given up on humanity as a whole long ago if I didn't know you, Toots! It's me CALLIN'!
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Trouble" my fat d@go ASS! I'd have given up on humanity as a whole long ago if I didn't know you, Toots! It's me CALLIN'!
Feels awful, doesn't it?
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Feels awful, doesn't it?
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
On the other hand, guillotines have ended criminal regimes.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
On the other hand, guillotines have ended criminal regimes.
Elon Musk helps me understand why RFK Jr is so terrified of autism.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Elon Musk helps me understand why RFK Jr is so terrified of autism.
Do you suppose he decided death was preferable to performing at the Kennedy Center for you-know-who?
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Do you suppose he decided death was preferable to performing at the Kennedy Center for you-know-who?
... Dude... Cold.
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
... Dude... Cold.
🎵Check this riff, it's $#@&ing TASTY!🎵
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
🎵Check this riff, it's $#@&ing TASTY!🎵
Alright Dana. I've always considered you one of the most intelligent people I know and, even if I didn't always agree with it entirely, I've always valued and appreciated your insight. Please share your take on what's going on. I give you my word, I will only listen. No feedback. No counter.❤️
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Alright Dana. I've always considered you one of the most intelligent people I know and, even if I didn't always agree with it entirely, I've always valued and appreciated your insight. Please share your take on what's going on. I give you my word, I will only listen. No feedback. No counter.❤️
"Just... FLOW across the road."
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Just... FLOW across the road."
🎵Touch... I remember touch... Feelings came with touch...🎵
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🎵Touch... I remember touch... Feelings came with touch...🎵