Prof. Jealousy
@uncleicon.bsky.social
BlueSky's most mid reply-guy (he/him)
Smokin' the shit that makes you sell your 12-year-old daughter for troops.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Smokin' the shit that makes you sell your 12-year-old daughter for troops.
*This is a reference to a Johnny Cash song
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*This is a reference to a Johnny Cash song
Live, from beautiful downtown Burbank
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Live, from beautiful downtown Burbank
Never has a bass line that goofy rocked so hard
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Never has a bass line that goofy rocked so hard
I feel like you could very easily swap out the gross eugenicist montage with something along these lines about consumerism/media consolidation and the rest of the movie would still work.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I feel like you could very easily swap out the gross eugenicist montage with something along these lines about consumerism/media consolidation and the rest of the movie would still work.
We have a friend who does it at cost! I swear we're not rich!
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We have a friend who does it at cost! I swear we're not rich!
On the next
Arrested Development
Arrested Development
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
On the next
Arrested Development
Arrested Development
Strong and wrong. Just how I want my takes.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Strong and wrong. Just how I want my takes.
Damn, dude already got Sondheim to turn those words into a song.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Damn, dude already got Sondheim to turn those words into a song.
Protestant stronghold Hobby Lobby has succumbed to vile Popery
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Protestant stronghold Hobby Lobby has succumbed to vile Popery
Who? You and the mouse in your pocket?
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Who? You and the mouse in your pocket?
That's how it was originally marketed!
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
That's how it was originally marketed!
Imagining a DNC War Room watching video of the Brooks Bros. Riot in '00 vs. the Trump WH watching videos of actual protests...
The Dems were probably literally quivering.
The Dems were probably literally quivering.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Imagining a DNC War Room watching video of the Brooks Bros. Riot in '00 vs. the Trump WH watching videos of actual protests...
The Dems were probably literally quivering.
The Dems were probably literally quivering.
Power Point slide with green graph going up and the title:
"Maximize Your Visual Intake of Melmackian Genitalia"
"Maximize Your Visual Intake of Melmackian Genitalia"
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Power Point slide with green graph going up and the title:
"Maximize Your Visual Intake of Melmackian Genitalia"
"Maximize Your Visual Intake of Melmackian Genitalia"
Not that he was actually curious about solving the problem, but a "WPA for forest management" would have been a fantastic response to Trump's whole "rake the forests" thing.
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Not that he was actually curious about solving the problem, but a "WPA for forest management" would have been a fantastic response to Trump's whole "rake the forests" thing.
"At a large scale" sure is bouncin around up there
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"At a large scale" sure is bouncin around up there
Yeah, the guy with an ODB tattoo on his foot makes the most sense.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yeah, the guy with an ODB tattoo on his foot makes the most sense.
Now, Inspector Japp, if you would please hold up zee pepperoncini for us all to see
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Now, Inspector Japp, if you would please hold up zee pepperoncini for us all to see